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- in the Puss in Boots voice - "Sue me, if you dare!"

The next day

The snake woke up suddenly from a dream. A pretty weird and disgusting one at that! He was in a field of flowers, skipping merrily along in a yukata and - to Ayame's disturbed recollection - a pink, oh, yes, FLURO pink yukata with huge green polka dots all over. In the dream the snake was skipping and skipping along a yellow brick road, for what seemed like hours, then he stopped. Looked around and then caught sight of a huge frog! The frog smiled at him and waved for Ayame to come. The snake had happily done so but then suddenly the frog dissapeared turned into Hatori and that's when the beloved snake woke up.

Ayame chuckled to himself. What a very weird dream! I will tell Gure! He will surely love to hear it!

The silver haired man had a bright smile on his face as he turned towards his male friend who was sleeping soundly next to him, a protective arm wrapped around Ayame's waist. The snake looked at him in wonder and affection.

Shigure had his mouth slightly open, revealing a little trail of drool from the side of his mouth leading down to his pillow; Ayame thought this was (sickeningly) adorable! The snake leaned forward to Shigure's face and kissed him lightly on the side of his cheeks, where no drool was on.

The dog's eyes flicked open at once but Ayame didn't know because he had his eyes closed while doing the act of placing little kisses on Shigure's face. The perverted man grinned slyly, pushed more closer to Ayame and overturned him so as he was on top now. The snake gasped in surprise but then let out a tiny pleasurable moan - which made Shigure smirk - since the dog was now sucking and biting on the pale skin of Ayame's neck.

'Shi.. gu.. re..' Ayame whispered in a raspy voice as he dug his nails into Shigure's back with ecstacy. The dog winced in pain, (damn, Ayame's nails were long!) but continued on with a sneaky smile on his face.

'Shigure-san! Breakfast is ready, down-' Tohru's eyes went wide as she caught sight of Shigure doing something or rather to Ayame. 'GOMEN NASAI! GOMEN NASAI!' The brown-haired girl squealed, shutting her eyes off and quickly walked back to the door.

The dog turned his upper body around but left his lower part firmly on Ayame's lap and looked to Tohru who was now exiting the door. Shigure smiled a bit, shrugged then leaned down to the winking Ayame.

'Ugh.. wait! GURE! Oww.. Gure!'

Shigure quickly got off the snake in confusion whilst the snake started feeling for something under him.

'What is it, Aya my love?' Shigure asked as Ayame took out a glowing green sparkly.. condom! The dog started laughing, immediately influencing Ayame to join along with him until they were both at the point of rolling around on the bed and howling their heads off. After a few minutes of Kyo's infuriated shouting from outside the door, the snake and dog stopped, then looked at each other curiously.

'My, my, Aya! I did not know you wanted to do it last night!' The dog exclaimed in wonder as he picked up the green condom. Ayame gave him a confused look and shook his head in bewilderment.

'Gure, it is not mine! I thought it was yours!'

The two suddenly looked at each other with excitement.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking Gure?'

'Oh, yes, I think I am, my love!'

'IT'S TIME FOR HATORI'S VISIT!' They shouted at the top of their lungs. The two got up excitedly, Shigure grabbing Ayame's arm whilst clasping the condom with the other as they both walked out the bedroom doors.

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