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Flashback of previous chapter

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking Gure?'

'Oh, yes, I think I am, my love!'

'IT'S TIME FOR HATORI'S VISIT!' They shouted at the top of their lungs. The two got up excitedly, Shigure grabbing Ayame's arm whilst clasping the condom with the other as they both walked out the bedroom doors.

The dog and the snake bounded happily inside the breakfast room with big smiles.

'What are you so happy about, damn mutt..?'

Shigure's happy face quickly turned into a pouting one.

'My, my, Kyo! I was only smiling!' Shigure exclaimed, making Kyo glare daggers at him. The cat mumbled something rude and Tohru gasped in shock.

'Well, aren't we grumpy today, Kyonkichi?' Ayame shouted patting Kyo on the head.

'DON'T CALL ME THAT,' Kyo exploded, his eye twitching manically, 'don't. touch. me!'

Yuki sighed halfway between eating his rice ball. 'Kyo.. please, shut up.. you're only adding to the destruction of this once peaceful breakfastd..' he said in a calm, collected tone.

'WHAT'D YOU SAY, STUPID RAT?'

Yuki rolled his eyes in slight annoyance. 'Don't worry your small brain.. it might implode from all the thinking..'

'THAT'S IT!' Kyo yelled standing up and glaring at the Prince threateningly, 'I'M GONNA KILL YOU!'

Yuki shook his head as if he suddenly got a minor headache. 'I have heard that so many times it's starting to really irritate me..'

'GET UP, YOU STUPID RAT!'

'K-Kyo-k-kun.. p-please.. s-sit down!' Tohru stuttered helplessly with an uneasy smile wanting to bring harmony back into the household. She looked towards the two older Sohma's for help but all they did was look amused.

Kyo breathed heavily, glared at Yuki once more and sat down again. Yuki smirked a bit and kept on eating.

Ayame grinned happily and turned to his sex buddy. 'Wow, Gure-san! I did not know you had so much exciting things going on in your place!'

Shigure smiled proudly and shrugged in reply.

'Um.. Shigure-san? Ayame-san? Um.. d-do you want to e-eat now? I will bring the food out for you!'

The dog shook his head quickly. 'Do not worry, my little flower! You need not work so hard. Me and my love are off to Hari's place.. so, you best not get us any food!' Tohru's face dropped slightly making Shigure frown a bit. 'Now, now my flower, do not look so down. I have surprise for you later!' he tapped her nose and winked making his little flower blush profusely.

'Hurry up, Gure! We should be off to Tori-san's place now!' Ayame exclaimed in a fake annoyed tone.

Shigure bounded up to the snake and grabbed his arm. 'I'm so sorry for waiting you, my love!'

The snake smiled happily and shook his head. 'Do not worry, Gure!' He exclaimed then he turned to his younger brother, 'I'm sorry we did not have any brotherly bonding these past few days!'

Yuki's head was bent down, eating his food in silence. 'I'm not..' he whispered under his breath.

'Well, we are going now!' Ayame proclaimed happily then he and Shigure waved to everyone. The two walked out the door hand in hand and headed to Hatori's.

'What was Shigure-san holding?' Tohru asked the two other males. The two rivals looked at each other in recognition, although immediately looked away, repulsed.

Yuki shrugged, knowing very well what it was but did not want to comment. 'It was nothing, Honda-san.. don't worry yourself about it.'

Kyo just smirked. Was he gonna tell? She could figure it out herself.. couldn't she?

DING-DING-DING-DING!

The doctor looked up at his clock in wonder. It was 8:30 in the morning who the hell would be wanting him today? DING-DING-DING-DING!The dragon put down the newspaper he was reading onto the table and headed to the door. He opened it up, peered through and slammed it quickly.

Oh, no.. for heaven's sake.. not today! He thought, leaning on the door.

'Tori-san? Was there a sudden breeze? Did the door just shut?'

'Hari is soo meean!' Shigure pretended to weep, crying onto Ayame's chest whilst the snake tenderly patted the dog.

'Look at what you've done, Tori-san!' Ayame accused pointing at the door as if he could see through it, 'You've made Gure breakdown and cry!' The snake started to fake cry as well, 'And now you've made me cry!'

Hatori sighed heavily and rolled his eyes. He couldn't just leave his two feeble crying cousins on his doorstep! Common people and other patients would think he was a very bad doctor indeed.

The dragon opened the door slightly and Ayame pushed it wide open then bounded in with Shigure, who had a big wide smile plastered on his face.

Hatori rolled his eyes. Why me?

'HELLO, HARI!' The dog screamed in an over-excited voice and walked to the couch to sit.

Their stoic friend closed his eyes in frustration and rubbed his temples. Headache.. I feel a headache coming on..

'What is Tori-san doing?' Ayame asked in a loud voice making Hatori flinch, 'Do you know Gure?' The snake walked over to Shigure and plopped himself onto the dog's lap.

Shigure looked thoughtful for a minute whilst stroking the snake's silver hair and then suddenly clapped his hands together. 'He's thinking of us naked! Oooh.. Hari, you naughty boy!'

The dragon suddenly opened his eyes in alarm. 'Why are you two here?' He accused, changing the subject.

'We're on a mission!' The dog shouted in a We-Are-Important-People-And-We-Demand-Your-Attention voice tapping Aya on the shoulder, 'Aren't we, Aya?'

The snake nodded happily. 'Hai! And we want you, our third person of the Mabudachi trio, to help!'

'What is it, then?' he asked calmly.

'Well.. you see..' Shigure began slowly, 'We wanted to know..'

'If this..'

'Was..'

'Is, Gure-san! IS!'

'Okay, Aya.. IS.. yours?' Shigure signalled Ayame to bring forward the object. The snake nodded and held up the green sparkly condom to Hatori's face. The doctor blushed a bright red tinge and shook his head quickly, receiving suspicious looks from his friends.

Ayame clucked his tongue in displeasure. 'YES, IT IS!' he insisted, 'Tori-san.. who else could it be?'

'Yes, Hari! It's not mine nor is it Aya's! And I wouldn't lie to my love!' The snake and dog looked at each other in adoration making Hatori vomit a little in his mouth.

'Don't you remember?' Ayame asked in a dreamy voice as he looked up towards the sky - which in this case was the ceiling, 'When you spent the night at Gure-san's house?'

'Oh, yes!' Shigure exclaimed also beginning to sound dreamy, 'That was a fun night..'

That fun night..

'TORI-SAN!' Ayame exclaimed in his cousin's ear as Hatori entered Shigure's house.

'What?' Hatori asked tiresomely as his ear started violently ringing .

'Where do you want to sleep?' Shigure asked coming from behind Ayame and tapping the dragon's shoulder.

'Do you want to sleep with us? Because I will be staying in Gure's room!' The snake grinned in a Shigure-like way and winked seductively.

'Who said that I would be staying?' Hatori asked in his monotone voice, 'Tohru-san only invited me to eat dinner with you..'

Shigure pouted. 'FINE, THEN! HARI'S SUCH A BIG MEANIEEEE!'

end

'Hey, wait a sec..' Ayame said in a confused voice as he tilted his head, 'You never did stay over..'

Shigure laughed. 'Nope, he didn't! He just ate my little flower's cooking then headed off!'

'Well, then.. if Tori-san didn't stay over.. then,' the snake gasped, ' the condom's not his!' Ayame's mouth was opened in shock.

Hatori rolled his eyes. 'I already said-'

'THEN, WHOSE IS IT?' The snake and dog stated loudly, interrupting Hatori.

'Well, it isn't mine..' Hatori mumbled, grabbing his newspaper up to start reading again.

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