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Flashback of previous chapter

'Hey, wait a sec..' Ayame said in a confused voice as he tilted his head, 'You never did stay over..'

Shigure laughed. 'Nope, he didn't! He just ate my little flower's cooking then headed off!'

'Well, then.. if Tori-san didn't stay over.. then,' the snake gasped, ' the condom's not his!' Ayame's mouth was opened in shock.

Hatori rolled his eyes. 'I already said-'

'THEN, WHOSE IS IT?' The snake and dog stated loudly, interrupting Hatori.

'Well, it isn't mine..' Hatori mumbled, grabbing his newspaper up to start reading again.

'Goodbye, Tori-san!' Ayame exclaimed linking his arm through Shigure's one as they started heading out the door, 'See you next time!'

'Hai! We can't wait!' Shigure piped up happily as they waved back and started walking down the path.

Hatori shut the door with a sigh of relief. Finally they're gone.. ha, ha.. they will never know.. He smiled sneakily to himself and headed out the back for a nice smoke. However, he had not noticed that his bestfriends left the green condom on the couch with a little note explaining why.

Back to Ayame & Shigure

'Aya, dear.. I need to buy something for my little housewife.. before we go home!'

'Tohru-chan? Why, of course you may!' Ayame hyper-actively replied as they headed down to the shops.

Just as they were about to enter a bookstore selling "Men's magazines", The snake started backing away slowly. Shigure looked at his worried-looking friend, shrugged and turned around, finally knowing why his love had looked so anxious.

'Eh.. hehe..' Shigure began nervously whilst also slowly retreating, 'He-hello.. M-Mitchan..'

The woman glared at the writer with pure disgust and grabbed his arm. 'Oh no, you don't! You are going back to the office to finish the manuscripts.. now!'

Shigure winced with every word she emphasised. 'Eh.. hehe.. um.. Mitchan, I'm so sorry.. but, I'm with a friend.. we are-'

'NOW!' she exploded, fire in her eyes as she leered upon him.

He backed up a bit as every person in the bookstore laid their eyes upon the scene.

'B-b-but..'

Mitchan skillfully pinched the writer's ear, making the dog whimper loudly, she half dragged him out the door. An anime sweat drop appeared on Ayame's head as he looked on at the most terrifying scene he had ever saw.. well, maybe except the day when one of his precious dresses had caught fire - the dress was nearly finished too.

'Gure.. NOOO!' he screamed over dramatically and also put his hand out as if he was acting out dying scene in a movie. Shigure put his hand out also and his face was desperate as Mitchan started dragging him by his dark hair.

'HELP MEE, AYAAA!' The dog screeched latching whatever nails he had on the side of the door.

'I WILL GET YOU, GURE!' The snake screamed back running over to the writer and grabbing his hair which Mitchan had let go and instead caught his legs to pull on.

Shigure's editor started laughing in a manic way and pulled as hard as she could whilst Ayame did the same; in all this Shigure was screaming like Paris Hilton, if she'd found out her credit card was taken from her.

'LET GO OF MY GURE!' Ayame screamed pleadingly at the somehow crazy looking woman who was pulling the writer's legs.

'NO, YOU LET GO!' she retorted angrily in a excorcist-like voice.

The snake blinked rapidly. Wow.. she sounded really scary, just then..

'LET GO!'

'NO… YOU!'

'NOO… YOUUU!'

'NOOO, YOOUUU!'

'SHUT THE HELL UP!'

They both turned towards the shopkeeper who was standing there, hands on her (AN: Yes, the manager of the Adult bookstore is a girl) hips and glaring with her unnaturally red eyes. She coughed loudly as they both let go of the dog who fell and landed with a thud.

'Ow..' Shigure whispered as his editor and love turned their attention to the woman.

'Now.. if you guys aren't buying any porn..' the shopkeeper hissed, 'I suggest for you to leave my store now!'

Mitchan yelped and bowed her head. 'Gomen.. I will be leaving.. Gomen..' she gave Shigure a death-crazed glare and headed out the door slamming her foot down on his calf before walking out.

The dog howled silently and shore under his breath as he got up. 'Aya..' The writer fell down again but got thankfully caught by the snake who was looking at him with worried concern.

'Are you okay, Gure-san?'

'H-hai..' Shigure whispered smiling up at his love, 'L-let's go back home.. I'm soo tired, my love..'

The snake nodded and propped Shigure's arms around his own back, and helped him walk the rest of the way home.

Meanwhile at Hatori's house

He picked up the pink paper note and looked at the flowery writing on it.

For you..
With love, Gure and Aya..
MABUDACHI!

Hatori smiled and glanced down at the green condom, picking it up.

'Hmm.. what shall I do with you?' He examined it and chuckled a bit then put it in his breast pocket, 'Tonight.. later tonight..' He walked to the kitchen to microwave some ramen.

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