Tyson was busy one day shining his beyblade. When suddenly, Ray and Max came rushing through the door. Ray cowering behind Tyson and Max hiding behind the mustard. Finally, about 30 seconds later, Kai came walking through the door with his arms crossed (typical Kai) and asked: "Where's Max?"
In all the commotion, Tyson forgot what he was doing.
"What's wrong guys?" Tyson asked. Then, being Tyson he sarcastically answered himself, "What is it Hilary?".
Then hastily Max answered, "No, it's worse!".
"Worse than Hilary?" he asked frantically. "Oh, the inhumanity!"
Then frightened Ray answered, "Its…its…". (A/N: he couldn't go on.)
"Fangirls!" Max shrieked, holding up the mustard bottle in defense.
Finally, Kai noticed something wrong. "Where's Kenny?".
"Poor guy. They overpowered him. He never stood a chance," Ray said solemnly.
Suddenly, there was a series of bangs and bashes on the door and in between them all there was Kenny's voice screaming, "Help me! Have mercy you vile fiends!".
In the end, the door blasted open to set loose the pack of wild fan girls into the dojo.
Heroically, Ray jumped to Kenny's aid and rescued him from the stampede.
Max, being the retarded bastard he is, bellowed, "You'll never take us alive." Then when he saw there was no chance of survival, he said with pure dramatic effect, "Do what you must to me. But don't harm the mighty condiment! GO mustard! Free yourself from this inhumane end which will do us apart!". With all his might Max through the mustard into the air. Due to unfortunate events the mustard landed in the path of a particularly obese fan girl who crushed it with her foot. "NOOOOO!" Max yelled heartbroken. "Now there is no point to remain in this cruel and unforgiving world!"
Meanwhile, Ray was kneeling at Kenny's side and with all his remaining energy Kenny managed to say, "Ray… is that you…come closer."
"Yes Kenny. What is it you need? What is it you long for?".
"I need… I need you to tell Ming Ming… I…love her." And with his last breath he gasped out, "Tell Tyson… he was a good friend… and… I left the… recipe for grilled cheese… on Dizzi's hard drive."
"OK Kenny. I'll tell them (sniff) for you," Ray vowed.
Kai was another story.
Once upon a time there were screaming, shrieking, bellowing, gasping fan girls locked in a raging competition to be the first one to grasp Kai's scarf. While Kai, was cursing them all with great gusto and disgust. He was overwhelmed by their great number and many hands.
"See you in hell!" he bellowed as he was taken under.
Tyson, on the hand, was focusing on keeping his precious hat away from the gripping and grasping hands of the wild fan girls. But when one of them finally got hold of his hat he entered a homicidal state of mind.
"That's it!" he roared as if it were the end of the universe as we know it. Suddenly, the whole room silenced as he launched himself at the unfortunate little girl. She shrieked in terror as the crazed teenage boy took the hat and she lay stunned on the broken and damaged floor.
And then, the girls ran out of the house with satisfaction each of them clutching some time of souvenir, either piece of their clothing, a tooth or pieces of the mustard bottle.
As the boys took a few gasping breaths of relief, they heard sudden footsteps coming their way. Fortunately, it was only Hilary, but in Tyson's mind it was like going from one nightmare to another.
"What do you think your doing on the god damn floor you lazy bastards! Get up, it's time to do some fuckin training!"
They all groaned in despair. Kai, who had suffered too much already, took out an R911 nuclear rocket launcher, and shot Hilary aiming for her big mouth.
BOOM!
Tyson excitedly shouted, "Cool!".