The Wario Bros. decided to do something a little different today. They decided to go for a walk in the woods. Well, the only reason they did this was because their N64 was broken.

"Aw man, what a rip-off!" Wario complained.

"We only got it ten years ago!" Waluigi grumbled.

"Well, let's go for a walk in the woods and steal something," Wario suggested.

So, they went for a walk in the woods.

"Hey Wario," Waluigi said, grinning.

"We don't have a bucket!"

"If you say anything about Wario's Woods, I'll kill you," Wario replied.

They walked along in silence. Suddenly, Waluigi tripped.

"OW!" he cried.

"Klutz! What did you trip on?" Wario asked.

"These!" Waluigi held up two silver tubes.

"Give me one of those!" Wario said, and snatched a tube from Waluigi's hands.

Wario inspected the tube, and noticed a button on the side. Holding the tube at arm's length, he pressed the button. Instantly, a yellow sword of light materialized at the end of the tube.

"Woah! Let me try!" Waluigi said, excitedly, and pressed the button on his tube. A purple light-sword materialized at the end of his tube.

"Let's go attack the Mario Bros.!" Wario said, struck by a sudden idea.

"Yes! Finally, I can get my revenge against Luigi!" Waluigi cried, a sadistic grin on his face.

So, they went to Mario and Luigi's house. When Wario knocked on the door, a voice told them to identify themselves.

"We're the Wario Bros.!" Wario said, "And we'd like a word with Mario!"

"Oh?" the voice said. "Well, Master Luigi says that he's got something for you."

The Wario Bros. suddenly found that the ground beneath their feet had fallen away, dropping them into a space-time warp.

"WAUGH!" Waluigi cried, falling.

"AUGH!" Wario cried, falling as well.

They fell for a long time, landing in a spaceship.

"Oh no," Wario groaned. "We're in another spaceship."

"We never get a break, do we?" Waluigi sighed.

"I have you now," a robotic voice said, out of nowhere.

A tall man dressed in all black stood before them. He had a robot helmet covering his head, a cloak on his shoulders, and completely black clothes.

"WAUGH!" Waluigi cried. He seemed to be saying this a lot lately.

"You will never escape! You are powerless against I, the legendary Darth Vader!" Darth Vader said.

"Oh, yeah? We'll see about that!" Wario said. "Let's go, Waluigi! Get out your light-sword!"

Waluigi nodded his head, and drew his light-sword-tube out. Wario did likewise.

"Wha- how? How do you have the lightsabers?" Darth Vader cried. He sounded slightly scared.

"Well," Wario explained. "We went for a walk in the woods, and my clumsy brother tripped over them."

"Ah…I see…" Darth Vader said, with a strange air. "I ask you, how would you like to be part of my empire?"

"Your what?" Wario asked.

"My empire of darkness," Darth Vader said, impressively. "Everyone will be as evil as they want to be, and nothing will be done to stop it!"

"That's where you're wrong," Wario said, as though he was simply pointing out a problem in an experiment. "You see, if people were allowed to be evil, the challenge of life would be gone!"

"That's right," Waluigi agreed. "Life would be no fun at all."

Darth Vader thought about this for a minute. When he looked up, the Wario Bros. were gone.

"CURSE YOU, WARIO BROTHERRRRS!" he screamed.

Meanwhile, the Wario Bros. were dashing toward the control room. When they reached it, they sliced the robot pilots up, and took control.

"All we have to do," Waluigi explained

"Is crash it into something large."

"Like that brick wall over there?" Wario asked.

"Exactly."

Waluigi deftly steered the ship into the direction of a large brick wall.

"I've driven a crane and won races with it, so this is easy."

Wario and Waluigi programmed the autopilot so that no one could change its course, then they used the teleporter to go back to the Mushroom Kingdom. As they disappeared, the large ship crashed into the wall, causing the most spectacular crash in the history of the universe.