Wario and Waluigi decided to go to the movies. After seeing Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, the Wario Bros. agreed that that was the worst movie ever made. They got up to leave, when a large hand grabbed them and pulled them into the screen!
"WAUGH!" Wario cried. Waluigi was yelling as well. Then, it stopped.
"What was that about?" Waluigi asked.
"Welcome to Movieland," a voice said, impressively. A superhero in blue descended from the sky. "To transform into Extreme Wario and Awesome Waluigi, you must say the magic words. They are "Henshin a go-go, baby".
"Those are the stupidest magic words ever," Wario grumbled.
"Sorry boys, it's the director's fault," said the blue superhero, and ran off.
"Henshin a go-go, baby," said the Wario Bros., wincing as the extremely stupid magic words passed their lips.
Nothing happened, except that Wario wore red overalls and a blue shirt, and Waluigi wore a green shirt instead of his usual black.
"Well, that was stupid," Waluigi said. "Look at my clothes clashing."
"I look like Mario! Well, maybe something cool will happen," Wario said. He jumped into the air.
"Maybe, if I say "Slow", I'll get super powers."
As Wario said "slow", the world slowed down. Wario did a flip, landing smoothly.
"That was great!" Waluigi said. "Maybe saying fast will do something, too."
Waluigi split into six, moving faster than the speed of light.
"Come on!" said Waluigi, and the Wario Bros. went into mach speed, blasting through fifty robots, bursting through the screen and back into the real world.
"Aww man, I'm not fast anymore," Wario complained.
They went home to relax, and to hope that they would never go into Movieland again.