Wario hadn't slept very well. He had eaten some bad garlic before he went to bed, and it had disagreed with him.
"Wrngh…I hve fd psnng…" he groaned to Waluigi.
"Well, maybe a ride on your motorcycle will help," Waluigi suggested.
"Ungh…wll mybe I shld…" Wario moaned.
So, he hopped on his bike (Well, he sort of struggled on it) and started down the road. Faster and faster he went, until he could go no faster and he crashed into a wall.
"Where am I?" he wondered, looking around.
He was on the outside of a large shrine, where Mario and Samus were fighting.
"Hi guys!" said Wario, feeling better.
"Hi, Wari- wait….WHAT?" Mario exclaimed. He couldn't believe Wario was being nice.
"I wasn't talking to YOU!" Wario exclaimed. "I was talking to that hot girl in the blue jumpsuit!"
"Oh?" asked Samus.
"YES!" Wario yelled.
"Well, you'll never get me if you act like THAT!" Samus said.
Suddenly, Wario didn't feel well again.
"NNNNG!" Wario groaned, knowing that this would be the garlic's last hurrah.
"NNNGH! I GN BLW!" Wario said, his rear end starting to smoke.
"ARRRRRGH! RUN!" Mario screamed, and took off running with Samus.
KERBOOOOOOOM!
Wario let loose a blast of gas about as strong as most nuclear bombs.
"Ahhhh…" Wario sighed. "I feel so much better."
Mario and Samus had been knocked out.
"Well, that's it, then!" Wario said. He felt very happy all of a sudden. It was time to go home. He zoomed back to his house on his motorcycle. He passed a cardboard box, singing the song from "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous".
Inside the box, a man crouched inside. He had seen all. He picked up his cell phone and made a call.
"Hello, Snake," said Otacon's voice at the other end of the phone.
"Hello, Otacon," said the man in the box.
"I was wondering," Otacon said. "Are you familiar with the Super Smash Bros. Tournament?"
"I am."
"Well, we've received an invitation for you to join."
"I see…"
"Where are you, anyway?"
"I'm on…recon duty."
"Recon duty?"
"You have to know your enemies if you want to beat them."
Snake ripped the box off his head and stepped out towards Mario and Samus.
At Wario's house, Waluigi was enjoying Wario's absence. It was nice to watch whatever you wanted on TV without his brother changing the channel. There was a knock on the door, so Waluigi went to answer it.
"Hey, Waluigi," Wario said, grinning.
"Hey, Wario! You're feeling better, then?"
"Yep. I knocked Mario out."
Waluigi knew that, if he didn't want to lose his lunch, it wouldn't be a good idea to ask Wario exactly how he knocked Mario out.
"What's up, Waluigi?" Wario asked.
"Nothing." Waluigi answered, and went back to watch TV.