Waluigi had just bought a new NES Deluxe Set. He had went shopping to replace the N64 (the one that broke in Chapter Three) with a new one. On his way, he saw an NES Deluxe Set in the window of a shop. It was on sale for $20, and it came with a copy of Mike Tyson's PUNCH-OUT, a standard controller, an arcade stick, and a R.O.B. with Gyromite attachments.

"AWESOME!" Waluigi exclaimed. "I've been looking everywhere for this!"

He bought the Deluxe Set and a new N64, and went home.

"Did you get it?" Wario asked when he saw Waluigi coming up the path.

"Yep! I got an NES Deluxe Set, too!"

Waluigi couldn't wait to hook up his NES and play Gyromite with Wario.

Wario was looking at the NES Deluxe Set.

"Where'd you get this stuff?" he asked Waluigi.

"Some store near the pizza place."

"How much was it all?"

"Including the N64, it was fifty bucks."

"THAT'S INCREDIBLE!" Wario cried, the cheapskate in him celebrating.

Waluigi really wanted to try R.O.B. out.

"Can we play Gyromite yet?" he asked.

"Of course, stupid! You don't need MY permission!" Wario exclaimed, still really happy.

"I wonder why it was so cheap?" Waluigi asked, plugging the NES in and assembling R.O.B.

As the power was switched on, the Gyromite title screen appeared on the TV.

"We'll need to calibrate it," Wario observed.

"OK," Waluigi replied, going to Test mode.

After calibrating R.O.B., they found exactly why it was so cheap. R.O.B. grew about ten times his size, became articulate, and started to talk.

"GrEeTiNgS hUmAnS!" R.O.B. said in a stereotypical robot voice.

"THIS IS SO COOL!" the Wario Bros. shouted together.

"I hAvE cOmE tO sErVe YoU hUmAnS!" R.O.B. said with an attitude of creeping servility.

"Well then, R.O.B.," Wario said, warily. "Could you make me a tuna sandwich?"

"My PlEaSuRe!" R.O.B. said, and trundled off to make a tuna sandwich for Wario.

"WoUlD yOu LiKe A pIcKlE?" R.O.B. asked.

"Erm…sure!" Wario answered.

R.O.B. gave Wario his sandwich and went to the middle of the room.

"HuMaNs, YoU hAvE cAlLeD mE, aNd NoW yOu mUsT pAy!"

R.O.B. started to flail his arms and move around.

"Oy! Wait! Stop!" Waluigi yelled, trying to stop R.O.B.

Wario ate his sandwich.

Waluigi started to play Gyromite, thinking that he might as well play videogames one last time. The screen flashed green.

"WHIRRRRRR!" R.O.B. stopped moving around.

Waluigi pressed down, trying to open the blue gate for Hector.

"BRZZZP!" R.O.B. moved his arms sideways, gripping the Gyromite in his base and moving it to depress the blue switch.

Waluigi got an idea. He went to Test mode.

"Wario! Get a flashlight and turn it on and off rapidly!"

Wario grabbed a flashlight and followed Waluigi's instructions.

"BlxZxZORD!" R.O.B. said, jerking around wildly.

Waluigi started to press buttons like mad, causing the screen to flash with a rapidity that would give seizures to epileptics.

"WRMPH! GRONKNT! BZZZZZRPPPPP!" R.O.B. made noises that would split the ears of the groundlings and cause millions of fanboys to point out the reference to Shakespeare in my pathetic story.

R.O.B. shrunk to a normal size, somehow fixing the damage he did to the house.

"Waluigi," Wario said.

"Yes?"

"It's no wonder R.O.B. wasn't very popular."

Waluigi looked at Wario, and burst out laughing.

So, R.O.B. now rests on Waluigi's desk in his room. The Wario Bros. still play with the NES, and they've found out that you don't even need R.O.B. to play Gyromite, so they still have fun with that game, but R.O.B. is permanently out of action.