Waluigi was out getting some pizza. Wario was out getting some Chinese food. Both of them were bored. Nothing had happened in their lives for a while. It had been two weeks since R.O.B. tried to destroy their house, and nothing noteworthy had happened since. The closest thing to "interesting" that had happened in their town was Mario getting stuck in a pipe. Apparently, someone hap put superglue in the rim, and Mario had to use his Shell Phone to call the Mushroom Kingdom Fire Department to get him un-stuck. The Wario Bros. SWORE they couldn't have had ANYTHING to do with it because they were at home, playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Yes, things had been slow in the Mushroom Kingdom, and the Wario Bros. were completely and totally bored.
"There's nothing to do!" Wario exclaimed one evening.
"Yeah…I know," Waluigi sighed.
"Well, we should make our own fun," Wario said, an idea blossoming in his head.
"So what's your great idea?" Waluigi asked, seeing Wario's eyes light up.
"Crygor!" Wario cried out.
Waluigi stared at him. Suddenly, he realized what Wario meant.
"What are we waiting for?" he cried, jumping up to his feet. "Let's GO!"
The Wario Bros. ran to Waluigi's crane (Wario's motorbike was at the car wash) and zoomed down the street to Dr. Crygor's house.
When they arrived, they found Crygor in his living room playing Gyromite.
"Oh, hello boys!" Crygor said, jumping up to get sodas.
"Hi," Wario and Waluigi replied. Waluigi was looking at the NES that Crygor was using to play Gyromite. Attached to it was something that looked like R.O.B., but it was somehow…different.
"You like it?" Crygor asked. He put the sodas on the table. "It's my special model. His name is R.O.N."
"R.O.N.?" Wario asked, struggling to keep a straight face.
"Yep! I made him myself. He plugs straight into the NES and can relay instructions back to the game!"
"Wow," Waluigi said, enthusiastically.
"So," Wario said, "How is this better than R.O.B.?"
"Are you serious?" Crygor asked. "It's way better! It has more functions, it stops cheaters, and it is better all around!"
"I see…" Waluigi said, thoughtfully.
"Would you like one? I read the story in the paper about that maniacal mechanical menace." Crygor certainly had a way with words.
"Erm…sure!" Waluigi said, and caught the R.O.N. that crygor tossed to him. There was a large box full of them.
"What did you want to see me about?" Crygor asked, leaning back in his favorite chair.
"Well, Crygor, things have been really slow in the Mushroom Kingdom."
"Yes, I know. It's a pity…"
"Well, Waluigi and I have been so bored that we tried to invent a cannon using a wristwatch, two potatoes, and a Super Scope."
"Ah, I see. Did it work?"
"No."
"Hmmm…"
Waluigi jumped in.
"That's why we came to you, Crygor," he explained. "We were hoping you could give us something to make us less bored."
Crygor thought for a moment, and then stood up.
"I have just the thing," he said. "Come with me."
They walked through the house, reaching a large metal door with a keypad on it.
"Hang on," Crygor said, and pressed a bunch of numbers on the keypad. The door to Crygor's lab opened slowly and purposefully to reveal…a boring looking room with a couch in the center of it.
"What a letdown," Wario grumbled.
"Don't be so hasty, Wario," Crygor said with a smile, and pushed a button under the couch. Everything changed. The walls became smooth metal panels, the floor covered itself in a carpet the color of the walls, and tables raised themselves out of the floor, covered in science-y gadgets.
"Well, boys," Crygor said. "There you are."
The Wario Bros. couldn't speak. They just stood there with their mouths open, taking the entire scene in. Wario was the first to recover.
"WAAAAUGH!" he cried. He obviously hadn't regained the power of intelligent speech yet.
"GAAAAAAH!" Waluigi hadn't, either.
Crygor went over to a table and picked up a device that looked like a book.
"No way, Crygor," Wario cried. "I'm not THAT bored!"
"This isn't a real book," Crygor said, laughing. "This is a teleporter!"
"How does it work?" Waluigi asked.
"Well, you open it, name your destination, and POOF! You're there!"
Wario and Waluigi grinned evil grins. They couldn't wait to warp Luigi into the stratosphere.
"How much do you want for it?" Wario asked, getting his wallet out.
"It's free!" Crygor exclaimed.
Wario and Waluigi looked at each other again. This was GREAT! They took the teleporter and ran back to the crane.
"We don't need this!" Waluigi cried, and, taking the book, he grabbed the crane. Wario did the same.
"HOME!" Waluigi shouted, and off they zoomed. Five seconds later, they found themselves standing in their front yard.
"GAAAAAAH!" Wario said. He had lost the power to talk again.
Waluigi knew exactly what he meant.