Wario and Waluigi went into their living room. They played with the teleporter, warping to China, Brooklyn, the kitchen in the pizza place down the road, and to Mona's house to conduct some…erm…research.
"Where shall we go now?" Wario asked, no longer bored.
"Well…" Waluigi started to say. He hesitated.
"What?" Wario asked.
"I was thinking…what if we used this to enter a videogame?"
"We did that when we got the Arwing!" Wario yelled. "Remember what happened then?"
Waluigi remembered. Wario had gotten an Arwing from a shady tradesman. They tried to test it out and ended up in Streets of Rage.
"I still think we should do it," Walugi said, his voice slightly shaky.
"When we used the Arwing, we couldn't choose where we wanted to go. It would probably be different this time."
Wario agreed. He only had one thing to say.
"Where shall we go?"
Waluigi thought for a bit, and finally thought of the perfect answer.
"Here."
Wario couldn't believe his ears.
"What do you mean, here?" he asked, looking at Waluigi as though he had gone crazy.
Waluigi explained. "We could go to your company building, but in the past! We'd meet ourselves!"
Wario considered this. It would be interesting to meet himself.
"All right," he agreed, and grabbed the teleporter. With a cry of "Wario Ware, Inc., Feburary 31, 2006!" they were whisked away.
Before he opened his eyes, Waluigi could tell that something was wrong. Opening his eyes, Waluigi saw the strangest sight that would ever grace his vision. The world had gone completely insane.
"Ooog…" Wario groaned, sitting up.
"That just about describes it," Waluigi sighed.
They were sitting on a large field of purple grass. Well, it resembled grass. It felt like custard. Waluigi stood up.
"Why are we here, and not in the past?" he asked, looking around.
"Because we're idiots," Wario replied, also getting to his feet. "There is no February 31 in 2006."
Waluigi gawped at Wario. He couldn't believe how stupid they had been.
"Wario," Waluigi said.
"What?"
"31…that sounds familiar…"
"Hmmm…"
Wario thought that it sounded familiar as well. Suddenly, it struck him.
"Minus World," he gasped.
Waluigi turned to stare at him.
"Minus World…Oh, crap…"
They knew about the glitch. Mario was in some place underground, when he suddenly warped to an insane place where the world turned upside down. Mario was found in his house, babbling about some sort of Minus World.
"Incredible. That idiot was telling the truth."
Wario nodded his consent.
"We have a teleporter," Wario said.
"Right," Waluigi agreed.
"However, it would be more fun to explore this place," Wario said, the light of treasure dancing in his eyes.
The Wario Bros. Ran to the left. They darted past Goombas, Bloobers that swam in the air, and a severely screwed up Bowser that breathed hot chocolate as opposed to fire. Finally, they entered an upside-down castle. When they entered, Wario was struck with a sense of déjà vu.
"I've been here before, Waluigi," Wario said, his voice shaking.
"Have you?" Waluigi inquired.
"Yeah. I don't know how, but I was trying to get some treasure to build a house, and I somehow warped here while trying to escape a mine."
Waluigi stared around. The world had gone straight to hell. There were guillotines hanging on the walls, lava all over the floor, and enemies that popped out of nowhere! When Wario took a step forward, the floor crumbled and disappeared. It would be impossible to get across this place. Luckily for the Wario Bros., they had a teleporter. Waluigi opened it.
"Top floor, Minus World Castle!" he yelled, and they were warped to the top. They stared around.
"It's so…black!" Wario gasped.
It was true. Nothing could be seen. There was darkness everywhere, so complete and so dense that you couldn't even see your hand in front of your face. Suddenly, the lights switched on to reveal…nothing.
"Well, that sucked," Waluigi grumbled.
"Oh well," Wario sighed. "It was fun while it lasted."
Waluigi grabbed the teleporter, and warped them back to their house. The day had ended up being exciting, but the end had left a lot to be desired.