Wario was going to go crazy. Waluigi had played the same stupid song over and over and over again.

"SKEEE BOP BO BA DOP BOP! SKEE BOP BO BA DOP BOP!" Waluigi was bellowing along to the music.

"Waluigi…" Wario tried to say, but he was cut off.

"SKIBEE DIBBEE DING DONG BING BIDONG!" Waluigi continued to yell.

Wario tried again. "Look, could you…"

"DOWBDOW GDDOW BRRRRAM SKIBOP!" Waluigi was screaming at the top of his voice.

Wario gave up being nice. He marched into Waluigi's room and chucked the CD player out of the window.

"Oy! What did you do that for?" Waluigi cried.

"I'm sick of that stupid song!" Wario yelled right back.

"Well, you'll need to buy a new CD player, now!" Waluigi roared. "You just defenestrated ours!"

Wario thought for a bit.

"Let's just forget this," Wario said.

"OK," Waluigi replied.

They stood there for a bit.

"Let's see if we can go to 9-Volt's house," Waluigi suggested.

"OK!" Wario agreed, and they raced each other to 9-Volt's house.

"HA! I SO beat you!" Waluigi said.

"Hey, I'm just out of practice!" Wario complained. "I haven't driven my bike in a while!"

Waluigi sighed. There was no point arguing. They marched up to 9-Volt's house and knocked on the door. His mom answered the door.

"Wario! Waluigi! What a pleasant surprise!" she said.

They pushed past her and went to 9-Volt's room.

"Hey, guys!" 9-Volt greeted them.

"Yo," 9-Volt's best friend, 18-Volt, said.

"Hi," Wario and Waluigi greeted them.

"What brings you here?" 9-Volt asked.

"Well, Wario chucked our CD player out of the window because I was listening to Scatman John," Waluigi explained.

"I only threw it because he listened to it over and over and over and over and over again!" Wario interjected.

"Well, you guys can play games with us and forget about it!" 9-Volt exclaimed. "I got a new game! It's called Mortal Killer Super Smash Kombat Instinct Brothers!"

"Word," 18-Volt said.

"Sounds great," Wario said, and he grabbed a Wavebird and started to play.

"This is a filler chapter," Waluigi explained. "It'll get exciting again soon."

"Filler?" Wario asked.

"Yep," Waluigi replied.

"Well that's no fun!" Wario exclaimed, and slugged me in the face.

"Oy, narrator!" Wario cried

What do you want, Wario?

"I want something good to happen in this chapter!" he demanded.

Wario, you're breaking the fourth wall. You're not supposed to acknowledge that I'm dictating your every move. Oh well… I'll make something exciting happen…

"Good," Wario said, satisfied.

There was a flash of light from 9-Volt's turntable, and the Wario Bros. Were warped into the legendary Scatland.

"Scatland?" Wario cried. "What sort of place is that?"

Shut up and listen. Scatland is a legendary place where Scatman John lives. He made a song about it. It expressed the following theme: BA BOP BE BOP BA DE BOP BA DE! I'M CALLING OUT FROM SCATLAAAAAAND!

"So, he made a song about this fictional place called Scatland, and we're here now?" Wario asked.

That's about right.

"I hate Scatman John! Why did you warp us HERE, of all places?"

To spite you.

"I hate you, narrator."

The feeling is mutual, mate.

"Just get us home."

Fine. The Wario Bros. Suddenly found themselves back at their house. They blinked in the sunlight. This story sure lost a lot of steam in this chapter. Don't worry. It'll get better.

"Well," said Wario. "That was the weirdest day of my life."

It was your fault.

"Shut up," he snapped, and went inside to eat cake.

"Sorry about that," Waluigi muttered. "He's a bit strange sometimes."

He went inside his house, too.