NOTE: My friend Cory made this chapter. OK. Bye.
Wario and Waluigi were bored. Again. Fun things always came in periods in the kingdom. So, they had to go to the Arwing again. They hadn't used this thing in 10 chapters, so they figured they could take it for a spin. Unfortunately, when they pushed the start button, that's exactly what it did. Spin. Apparently, Something was wrong.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" They both cried. When the ship stopped, they were in the middle of a forest. Only problem was, it wasn't animated. It was real.
"Hey! I've seen this place before. We're in Lord of the Things!" said Waluigi
"You need to quit watching those late night parodies."
"Fringo!" someone yelled. Suddenly, Andyorgon, Leggins, and Gamely ran by. Leggins took shelter high in a tree, pulled out a frozen sparrow, cocked its legs, and fired icy beaks.
"I need to get some of those snow and sparrows." Wario cried.
Gamely spun, "You can E-mail it to me, or you can fax it!" He pressed a button on his side, and it fired several instant faxes.
Andyorgon spun and smacked enemies with his bat. Altogether, the enemy ulcers were falling like stomach aches. Andyorgon ran around to the fallen ulcers, "One, two, three, andyorgon!"
"Wario, were is the Arwing?" Waluigi asked.
"There! Through the forest, over the river, over the rocks, through the swamp, over the hill, past the cave, through the plains, up the volcano, and through the door." Sure enough, there was the Arwing.
"How the heck did you see that?" said Wario.
"Erm…"
Wario and Waluigi walked all the way to the Arwing. It rained, it snowed, it was dark, it was bright. Finally, they reached the Arwing. "Are you guys done?" Andyorgon shouted. "It took you half an hour to walk all six feet. They turned around and realized that they were standing on a large extended board game.
"Well, we can dream can't we?" the Wario Bros. Asked.
"Ca yu ge of o da gane oard?" the kid with the braces said.
"Oh, sorry." Wario said.
They took their Arwing gamepiece, and left the small shack.
"OK, lock 'em up." Waluigi said. Wario took his nailgun and nailed the door shut.
"That will hold them." He stated.
Then they went home, extremely creeped out.