Waluigi was staring at a piece of paper. He had been staring at it for a few hours and hadn't written a word.
"What are you supposed to be writing?" Wario asked.
"A five part series on procrastination," Waluigi replied.
Wario laughed.
"Well, I'm trying to think of a story about anything and everything," Waluigi sighed. "However, I can't think of what to write."
Wario sat beside him.
"Just put all your thoughts on paper and connect them," Wario suggested.
"OK!" Waluigi said, much more cheerful. Wario went off to watch "Loadsa Dosh" on the TV, feeling that he'd done his good deed for the day.
About half an hour later, Waluigi called Wario over to read his story.
Wario picked it up and read.
WALUIGI'S STORY:
One day, at band camp, there were two drummers who were eaten by Pac-Man. Their final wish was for the world to blow up in 3…2…1….
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" said the 2+2 Fish. It was Easter. I have Writer's Block. It is a cube decorated with pencils. When it opened, the Stinky Cheese Man popped out. One half became the Earth, the other, the moon. His blood filled the rivers and lakes, his hair became the grass and his body became the land. Meanwhile, the boss yelled at an employee. The ears of corn heard and woke up. Then, the world blew up like it was supposed at the beginning of the story.
Wario looked up.
"Well?" Waluigi asked.
"That's the worst story I've ever read, but I liked it," Wario replied.
Waluigi was happy again. He went to watch Loadsa Dosh with Wario.
An advertisement came on the TV.
"The end is near, friends," it said.
"But you can be ready by going back to…"
Waluigi switched the TV off. "What a load of rubbish," he grumbled, and went to bed.
Wario turned the TV back on. The commercial was over, but there was a Loadsa Dosh marathon on. Wario watched it for the rest of the night.