Ten Ways To Get Yourself Killed By Ronon

by devilishblacksheep

The title is pretty selfexplanatory. This is a joke, so please, no one take this seriously. If you don't have a sense of humor, for God's sake, don't read this.

6. Beat His Kill Count

Number Six: Beat his kill count by one

Teyla and Ronon were fighting against the bad guys on whatever planet they were on. At the end of the battle, they compared kill counts. "I got twenty-five," Ronon declared, very proud of himself.

"Twenty-six. Boo-ya, loser!" Teyla yelled in an uncharacteristic fit of glee. Ronon, ever the competitive one, shot her in irritation. "Now I got twenty-six. Plus all yours. So that makes…" he did a quick calculation. "Fifty-two. Now who's the loser?"