Today was not going to be a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Wario knew this as soon as he woke up to the smell of Waluigi cooking a garlic pie.

"What-ho, Wario!" Waluigi greeted him.

Wario groaned.

"You are way too cheerful for a morning," he muttered.

"Well, I'm in the middle of a caffeine high and I'm making the most of it!" Waluigi chirped, his eyes bright.

Wario yawned as Waluigi dumped the pie on his plate.

"Something's going to happen today," Wario said, eating his pie.

"You think so, too?" Waluigi asked, eating his own pie.

"Yep. I'm pretty sure."

Waluigi deflated as his caffeine high reached its end. He sighed.

"Well, whatever it is, we're probably ready for it," Waluigi said, thoughtfully.

"Yep," Wario agreed. They had a motorcycle, a crane, two lightsabers, a bucket, and a Power Glove.

The Wario Bros. finished their breakfast and left their house to pay Mona a visit. They met her on the way, stopping next to each other in the parking lot of her workplace.

"Hey guys!" Mona greeted them.

"Hey, Mona," Wario said. Waluigi couldn't speak. He had a thing for Mona.

"Guys, do you feel like something is going to happen today?" she asked.

"Yep," Wario replied.

"Well, we're ready for it," Mona said, staring into the distance. She ran off on her Vespa.

The Wario Bros. went to the Jolly Jackal to tell the Russians about the feeling.

"Velcome, Vario," one of the Russians said.

"Hi, Leo," Wario replied.

"Your Arving is extremely useful," Leo said.

"Yeah, great," Wario said in a rush. "Listen. Something's going to happen today, and…"

He stopped. Leo was holding up his hand.

"Ve know, Vario," Leo said. "Ve are going to position a space-time varp around this kingdom."

Wario stared at Leo, his mouth hanging open. Then, he turned on his heel and marched out of the bar. As he reached the outside, the Mushroom Kingdom's populace was warped to the restaurant at the end of the universe.

"WAAAAAAAUGH!" Waluigi cried.

"GAAAAHAAA!" Wario yelled.

The entire Mushroom Kingdom landed in a restaurant surrounded by stars.

"Oh my god," Waluigi heard Princess Peach say.

"Now, now, Princess," Toadsworth said. "It's all right. We could have been warped into the torture chamber at the end of the universe!"

"Excuse me, please," a green blur said.

The entire population of the Mushroom Kingdom got up to their feet and looked at the blur.

"If the party would like to order drinks, please follow me to the bar," the blur said. The Mushroom Kingdom followed the blur to the bar.

"Yes!" Waluigi and Luigi cried. There were drinks all over the bar. Behind the bar, a notice read "All drinks are FREE."

"EXCELLENT!" Wario and Toadette roared, and started drinking as much as they could.

The blur gave a polite little waiter's cough.

"Would you like some food?" he asked the party in general.

"Sure!" Mona said.

"Would you like to meet the dish of the day, madam?" the blur asked Mona.

"OK!" she said, excitedly, and a cow walked up to her.

"I'm the dish of the day," the cow mooed.

Mona stared.

"I'm good for steaks," the cow mooed.

"Erm…OK!" Mona said, and the cow went to the kitchen.

Meanwhile, Luigi and Waluigi had challenged each other to a drinking contest. They each had a bottle of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, and they were chugging away. Suddenly, the curtain rose on stage. A man was standing there, and he had a microphone.

"Heeeey, folks!" he cried. "I'm Max Attax, your presenter!"

The Mushroom Kingdom applauded. Everyone cheered, except for Mona, who had a mouthful of steak.

"Let's ROCK!" Max Attax cried, and stepped off the stage.

Waluigi and Luigi had finished their drinking contest and were singing a duet of Wang-Chung.

"EVERYBODY WANG-CHUNG TONIGHT!" they sang, out of tune.

Mona got up from her steaks and wine, and moved up to the green blur.

"Oy! (hic)! Where's the (hic) toilet?" she asked.

"Over there, madam," the green blur replied. "The toilet for human females is the fourteenth from the right."

Mona thanked the blur and ran off, a pained expression on her face. It took her a few tries to enter the toilet stall, because she kept bumping into the wall.

Wario was laughing and impressing Toadette with slurred stories of his escapades.

"Yep," he was saying. "I wennnt to the mine carrt, annnd I grabbed the key. Then I sssaw the chessst."

Luigi and Waluigi had grabbed the microphone from Max Attax and were singing Walk This Way by Aerosmith.

Toadsworth was asleep, Peach was eating some chips, Bowser was dancing to Walk This Way, Mario was sparring with Jimmy T., and Mona was on the toilet. Everyone was happy, singing, dancing, and making merry. The drinks were gone, the food was gone, and space was boiling away around them.

And so, the universe ended.

In Aviano, Italy, a boy looked up from his AlphaSmart, which is basically a keyboard with a screen. He stared down at his AlphaSmart and sighed.

"What's wrong, Matt?" his friend, Cory, asked.

Matt sighed again.

"I finished it," he replied.

"Good! So, what's wrong?" Cory asked.

"It's been fun," Matt sighed. "It's just hard to believe that it's finally over."

"Cheer up, Matt!" Cory said. "You could start on a new story!"

"Yeah…" Matt replied. "It's just that this story was some of the most fun that I've ever had…"

The bell rang. Matt and Cory walked out of the Honors English Class, talking of this and that. The AlphaSmart quietly turned itself off.