A/N: Hey, people! This is the second story I've ever finished (on paper) and it is another Naruto one… 15 NORMAL length chapters are to be expected… so this will be the size of a normal fanfic, instead of the short disaster "That Scary Naruto Thing" was… Anyway, here's chapter one… Oh, yeah… this IS a comedy… 100... well, there's ONE part that seems serious… Anyway, this is part one of a 2 part series… the second part is still being worked on off line and has yet to be finished, but there WILL be a second part… an it will be funnier… anyway, this comes first, so here it is!

Chapter 1: 'I wish Sasuke was a girl!' (Naruto's Girlfriend)

Team 7 had been waiting for Kakashi for about 2 hours (which is the average time, I guess). Naruto went for a walk; Sakura was leaning against the bridge and Sasuke against a tree.

"Hey, Sakura! Look at what I found!" Naruto yelled, running toward Sakura, who barely acknowledged the fact that he was talking to her.

He held up an old, fancy-looking bottle and rubbed some dirt off. A girl in Arabian-like clothing appeared in a puff of smoke.

"HOLY-----" Sakura began.

"CRAP! WHAT THE----" Sasuke continued.

"HELL IS THAT?" Sakura finished.

Naruto bluntly starred at his two teammates- mostly because they finished each other's sentences/ had the same thoughts going through their minds at the same time.

"Will you knock it off, boy? That's about the two hundredth time you've-" the girl began. "Oh… so there's more of you, eh? Well, I am Jennien, a genie. I shall grant you each three wishes."

"I wanna go first!" Naruto exclaimed. "I wish-"

"I wish Sasuke loved me!" Sakura shrieked over Naruto.

"W-what!" Sasuke yelled. "Can you grant wishes like that?"

"Yes," Jennien stated, rather bluntly. She nodded her head twice. Sasuke just about fell over as Sakura grinned evilly. "Love wishes take 5 minutes to work. That means you-" She pointed to Sasuke. "Have 5 minutes of free will left… But I have something else to add---- Love spells only work with people of the opposite gender."

As time was going by, Sakura got happier and clinged to Sasuke's arm, Sasuke sighed and tried to think of something else for the last, like, minute and a half of free will he thought he'd ever have, and Naruto was freaking out at the fact that if he didn't do something now, he'd lose Sakura forever.

So, freaking out by the fact that time was running out, Naruto yelled, "I wish Sasuke was a girl!"

"WHAT?" Sasuke and Sakura yelled.

"As you wish," Jennien said, nodded her head twice.

There was a flash of light and Naruto's wish came true.

Sasuke looked very much like a 12 year old version of his mom, a.k.a. long, lighter blackish blue hair, same length bangs, black eyes, and his… well, now HER normal guy clothes.

Sasuke, however, still had the glare that could freeze hell over, only know there was a twist- It could freeze hell over, have it open as a year-round ice rink and be the hottest tourist spot on(or in) this universe--- and that glare was directed at Naruto

Sakura was freaking out- she was so close to having Sasuke love her… but now he's a she…

Naruto, on the other hand was freaking out because Sasuke was a MUCH prettier girl than Sakura… which made him sound gay…

"Naruto…I'm gonna KILL you!" Sasuke growled in a girl voice that made Sakura laugh, only because she knew it was Sasuke.

Kakashi appeared not too long later and saw Naruto getting chase/ hit by some girl he had never seen before. On impulse, he grabbed the girl and held her in a mirror act of Ed and Al (FMA).

Sasuke violently squirmed yelling "PUTMEDOWNPUTMEDOWNPUTMEDOWNPUTMEDOWNPUTMEDOWNPUTMEDOWNPUTMEDOWN-(you get it)" repeatedly.

"Sasuke, please calm down!" Sakura yelled.

"Sasuke? What'd I miss?" Kakashi asked, looking strangely at the girl.

"Maybe if you were on time, you'd know…" Naruto muttered, now hiding behind Sakura.

"DAMMIT! PUTMEDOWN! I HAVE TO KILL NARUTO!" Sasuke yelled, squirming harder, and now kicking to get put down.

"Heh, STILL think Sasuke's perfect?" Naruto asked Sakura.

"Oh, shut up, Naruto!" Sakura yelled. "Plus, it's YOU he wants! Kakashi, I say you let Sasuke down- he might rid us of an ANNOYING PEST---ring any bells, Naruto?" Sakura stated.

"This still isn't making any sense to me." Kakashi stated, now having trouble holding the mad/insane girl.

"DO WHAT SAKURA SAYS AND PUTMEDOWN!" Sasuke yelled.

"Well, Naruto found this genie bottle and wished that Sasuke was a girl," Sakura said.

"You're such a brownnoser, Sakura. Why don't you tell Kakashi about your wish," Naruto said.

"My wish? I didn't make a wish," Sakura lied.

"You didn't make a wish my butt! You wished I loved you!" Sasuke yelled, less angry.

There was an awkward silence.

"I think that gives you the right to kill Sakura." Kakashi bluntly stated, placing Sasuke down.

Sakura and Naruto exchanged 'Don't let him kill me!' looks then looked at her. She was… laughing, her face downward.

"Um… Sasuke?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke then looked up at the two and they noticed he was laughing maniacally.

They then began to run for cover.

"Well… you three have fun. I'm gonna go… try and do something about this… Just be sure not to kill them, okay, Sasuke?" Kakashi said, and then he disappeared.

Sasuke nodded, then gave Naruto and Sakura a devilish grin. "I won't kill them… but I can't say they'll be able to walk when I'm through," she then decided to chase after the two running idiots.

Eventually, they all stopped and were resting; Sasuke was sitting in a tree and Naruto and Sakura were sitting under a tree, about 3 yards away (which isn't really that far).

"Aw, c'mon you two… I'm not gonna hurt you," Sasuke teased, rubbing his arm (Sakura had hit her with a branch). "…much." Sasuke added.

"No way! You stay over there, we'll stay here!" Naruto yelled.

"Hey, Naruto… do you still have that genie?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah, what for?" Naruto said, handing her the bottle.

"Well…" Sakura rubbed it and Jennien emerged.

"What now?" Jennien asked.

"I wish all the trees would disappear." Sakura wished.

Jennien nodded her head twice, and all the trees (including the one Sasuke was in) disappeared, thus making Sasuke fall.

"Ow! WTF?" Sasuke yelled.

"Sakura did it!" Naruto yelled, pointing to Sakura. She laughed innocently, hoping that Sasuke WOULDN'T kill her. "She should have used her wish on something useful!"

"Like, I wish Naruto can't talk?" Sasuke asked, obviously meaning it as a wish.

Jennien nodded her head twice, and as Naruto went to say a come-back (he had a rather good one in mind) no noise cam out- at all.

"Wow, it's so quiet now!" Sakura teased.

Ino randomly appeared. "Hey… My training was cancelled today…" She looked around. "Where's Sasuke?" She notices the girl. "Who's that? Does Naruto have a girlfriend, or something?"

There was a VERY awkward silence…

"Ino, you pig! That girl IS Sasuke!" Sakura shrieked, playing along with the fact that Ino was going out get the crud beat out of her.

Sasuke, on the other hand, wasn't taking the "Naruto's girlfriend" joke very lightly.

"Ino…" Sasuke growled.

Ino, sensing that Sasuke was going to kill her, began to run for her life as Sasuke, obviously, chased after her.

Kiba and Hinata were next to arrive.

"Hey, guys," Kiba said.

"Um… hi…" Hinata muttered blushing.

Kiba then noticed Sasuke (obviously, he didn't know it was Sasuke) chasing Ino around. "Who's that girl? Does Naruto have a girl friend, or something?"

A look of horror crossed Hinata's face.

Sasuke stopped chasing Ino and turned toward Kiba, glaring.

"Wow… she's cute… how'd a guy like you get a girl like that?" Kiba asked, jokingly.

A/N: Well, that's chapter 1… and I hope you've liked it thus far… and I'll have 'Chapter 2: A girl's side of the tracks, part 1' up soon!