A/N: No real updates, no reviews… Ah, well… Anyway, here's the chapter:
Chapter 4: You're Enjoying Yourself, huh?
Later that day, Lee, Neji, and TenTen had returned to the village after their mission ended. The three thought they wouldn't run into anyone because the sun was setting.
However, they weren't so lucky. They run into Sasuke (who was sitting on top of Sakura) and Sakura (whose face was on the ground).
"Get off me…" Sakura muttered, moving her head so she could breath.
"Admit you lost." Sasuke said.
"No!" Sakura yelled.
"I beat you about 36… wait… 37 times in a row without even trying… and we've been like this for about 2 hours. Just say you lost." Sasuke stated.
"GET OFF ME!" Sakura demanded.
"Not until you admit defeat," Sasuke said, partly laughing.
"You're enjoying yourself, huh?" Sakura asked, angrily.
"Hey, Sakura!"
Sasuke and Sakura looked over and noticed Lee, Neji, and TenTen staring weirdly at them.
"Oh, hi Lee." Sakura responded.
"I'm heading home," TenTen said, walking off. "You coming, Neji?"
"Uh, I think I'll stay here and make sure Lee doesn't get himself killed." Neji relied. In reality, Hinata's new-found boldness was creepy.
"So, Sakura, who's that?" Lee asked, looking weirdly at Sasuke, obviously not recognizing her.
"This is Janise," Sakura stated. "A stubborn, pompous a- Ow!"
Sasuke jabbed Sakura in the side, then held up one finger with each of the following words: "Don't. Even. GO. There… Bitch."
Sasuke POV
At least they'll be going soon-
"Janise WHAT?" Neji asked.
Stupid Neji… He's the pompous a-
Y'know, what, I'm not going to go there.
"Janise Akamizu," I replied.
"I've never seen you here before-" Neji started.
I'm sure there's people you don't know, ass.
"Why is that?"
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He's got me there…
"I'm new here."
"Obviously. Where are you from?"
I don't have time to play 20 questions!
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Wait, yes I do…
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I just don't feel like it…
"Y'know how team 7 was having trouble with teamwork? Well, some idiot decided that we should exchange one of them with me… My team in the Village Among the Stones was having that issue as well."
Heh, how that for a come back?
"But why from the Stone village and not one from Konoha?" Neji asked.
Dammit…
I didn't think that far…
"I dunno… No body told me why."
"Works for me!" Lee said.
Okay, I can't believe I'm about to think this, but Lee might actually be smarter than Neji.
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That was awkward…
I don't like Neji… he's creepy… And he thinks too much…
"Fine, we'll leave." Neji said, walking toward me. He then stopped…
See, he's creepy…
"Nice lie, Sasuke. Almost had me there." He whispered.
THAT FREAK! EVEN KAKASHI DIDN'T KNOW I WAS ME!
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That didn't make since…
"Nice skirt, though!" Neji yelled.
"IT'S NOT A SKIRT! IT'S A SKORT! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!"
I'm gonna kill that freak…
Sakura laughed…
She's laughing at me…
I'll kill her too.
Why's SHE laughing? I'm still sitting on her…
What's there to laugh about?
"You're ridiculous!" she yelled.
That's it. She's dead.
"What's so ridiculous!"
"You're freaking out about THAT! HA! That's hilarious!" she laughed more…
I'm gonna kill her, revive her, kill her again, bring her back, make clones, and kill her and all her clones… then bring her back so I don't get in trouble…
I get in trouble enough already without her help…
I have rope makes to prove it…
Okay, I get distracted too easily.
"Well, SOMEONE doesn't want to get up anytime soon."
"Fine, Sasuke. I'm really sorry! And you win! Please get off me!" Sakura pleaded.
That'll have to work… for now…
"Fine…"
So, I got off her… and she ran for dear life….
She didn't even thank me… witch…
I'll kill her…
And Neji, too…
(Randomly, at his house…) Naruto POV
Let's see… what can I use my wishes for…………………………………………………...
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I could wish I was Hokage!
Or, even better!
I could wish I was stronger than all 4!
THEN I could be Hokage!
Or, I could wish I knew where the bottle wa-
Wait…
Backtrack…
I lost the bottle…
I lost the bottle…
I LOST the BOTTLE…
Sasuke's gonna kill me!
Like, six feet dug into the ground…
Coffin bought…
Nails placed…
Flower's picked…
Invites sent out and replies received….
GOOD BYE LIFE!
A/N: That's the chapter… the first time I wrote other POV's than a Normal POV, so don't nag me about it! And, I meant for Sasuke's mind to seem so empty... cause it probably is! .