A/N: WOW… lots of reviews… This rocks! Better start answering them:

itachi'smaniac: YEAH!GAARA!

Satoshi Silver Syoran: I LOVE YOU GAARA!

A/N: YAY! Gaara freaks! Reminds me of someone else… and I'm sure she knows who I'm talking about…

Yaminah: Wow, poor Sasuke, everyone is walking in on him. Is Naruto ever going to get his voice back? btw, I love the way they all cal each other asses..Sasuke's changing...lol..Naruto's just thinking imnotgay like 20 billion times lol -

A/N: Yeah. LOL.

NARUfreak: Did Naruto leave the house? Or did Sasuke even put his shirt back on? What's Gaara here for? Did I miss something?

Naruto: 00

Sasuke: What?

Naruto thinking: I saw sasuke with hi- her shirt off. Heh-heh.

Sasuke: WHAT? Are you going to say something!

Naruto thinking: NO, obviously, you wished for me not to be able to talk, dumb ass.

Sasuke: WHAT! Fine, I give up.

Naruto thinking: fine. 00

A/N: Yes, Naruto did. Sasuke did after he closed the window on Gaara (which you'd have to find yourself) and Gaara comes in later, so I decided to put him in later.

Go Go Gal 13: OMG! THat story was so funny! I sory I just couldn't stop laughing! great job!

A/N: No, no! Laughing equals funny. Funny equals good!

Tsuchiko: I LOVE how you made Sasuke into a girl...I also like the randomness (yay I made a word)...Looks like Naruto just couldn't resist...

itachi'smaniac:

A/N: LOL

Alchemys-Shortstop: Haha that's funny. Sasuke is funny as a girl XD what if Sakura was a BOY! I wonder how that would go... heh heh imagination sees girl Sasuke and guy Saukra on a date haha

A/N: LOL… funny thing is I put that in the second part (spoiler…)

Alchemist Neko-chan: cool fic

A/N: Thanks

Ragnarok-The Fallen Angel: Wow, that's REALLY awkward. And what the hell did that muttboy do? Oh yeah, great story.

A/N: Yeah, it's kinda awkward.

Tsuchiko: Me-- Hey... I'm pretty sure I posted but anyway...Please CONTINUE! I am really enjoying this story! Yay I love all the pairings! Naruto and Sakura pairings... even though I'm not a big fan of Sakura's...

Inner me-- What are you talking about? Weren't you saying you were going to kill her because Neji is supposed to be you-

Me-- You know what? Youb are such a pain! I never said that.

Inner me-- So why do I have our conversation about Neji on my recorder?

Me--(Takes recorder and smashes it into a million pieces)What recorder? I don't see one anywhere.
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Please Continue I really like the story and atleast most of the pairings. Happy now I said it! But I really do like Neji and Tenten pairings.

A/N: Thanks… I think…

The Rebel Goddess: Hah! this was a funny chapter, but how'd they got to the future? And dude, wasn't Gaara JUST standing there? What happened?

A/N: Like I said, Gaara is coming in again later.

Thanks for the reviews! That's over 1 full word page! Also, so I don't get in trouble (this might be the only time I do thisbecause I'mtoo lazy to remember to do it) I don't own Naruto... at all... Okay, moment's over. Anyway…

Chapter 7: Neji's tantrum

"What do you mean?" Hinata asked.

"GRR… DAMMIT! WHERE IS HE!" they heard Neji yell.

"Aw, crud…" Sasuke muttered, running off to the forest.

"Kiba! Why would you do this!" Hinata asked, raising her voice which kinda scared him…Hinata never raises her voice.

"What part of 'Don't tell Neji' do you NOT understand!" TenTen yelled.

"The 'Don't tell Neji' part..." Kiba replied. "But I didn't know it was a secret!"

"Well, if we WEREN'T telling Neji, then wouldn't that mean it's a secret?" TenTen asked.

"Uh, yeah?"

"Well, if you weren't laughing when we told you Sasuke and I were married, then we wouldn't have to-" Hinata began.

"KILL YOU!" TenTen interrupted.

"That's such a cruel thing to say!" Hinata exclaimed.

"How are you related to Neji?" TenTen asked.

"Or married to Sasuke?" Sakura added.

"WHERE.IS.HE." Neji growled, now right in front of the group.

"Uh… who? 'He' isn't very specific." TenTen said.

"You. Know. Who. I. Mean." Neji growled.

"Uh, no, not really, no." TenTen replied in a very unbelievable voice.

"TenTen. . ." Neji growled.

"He went that way," Naruto said, pointing to the forest.

"Wrong move, Naruto." Sakura growled. "I'll deal with you later."

Naruto sighed and nervously laughed, knowing Sakura was going to be tough on him…

Neji then began walking to the forest and TenTen clinged to his arm.

"Aw, c'mon Neji, leave Sasuke alone!" TenTen pleaded in a very annoying voice.

"No." Neji responded, pushing TenTen off and continuing on his way…

At least until Hinata stood in his way.

"Neji, stop right now. I'm not going to let you hurt Sasuke," she told him.

He didn't listen and only pushed past her.

"If my future self really is pregnant and married to him, then she must really love him! I can't let you hurt him." Hinata exclaimed.

"Hinata's pregnant? How can you tell? She doesn't look pregnant," Naruto whispered to Sakura.

"TenTen said they found it in a journal her future self has." Sakura whispered back.

"Uh… o-kay…" Naruto said.

"And just how do you intent to stop me?" Neji asked.

Hinata, fed up with Neji's attitude and completely mad kicked him where the sun don't shine and he toppled over.

"YAY! WOHOO! Go Hinata!" TenTen yelled.

Hinata, however, didn't hear it because she had set off into the forest.

"Naruto, you know what happens now?" Sakura asked, glaring at him.

"I get yelled at?" He asked.

"You bet."

"Aw, man… But Neji didn't chase after Sasuke! Don't I get points for that?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Aw, c'mon!"

"For the last time, no."

"But-"

"NO!"

"Sak-"

"I SAID 'NO'!"

Naruto sighed. "Fine…"

"Good choice."

"You're gonna kill me aren't you?"

"I wasn't planning to before you fought with me, but I might just have to now."

"Why?"

"Don't question me."

"Fine."

A/N: Sorry it took so long to put up, but I've been doing other stuff lately. Also, sorry for the short chapter, but the next few will be a bit longer... I think... I still have 16 front-back loose-leal/lined paper left... and to this point, the story was 13 front-back pages... so I'm a little below halfway done... kinda... there's still only gonna be 15 chapters, though, so don't get your hopes too far up. And, the second part is just about done, so it'll be on directly after this story is finished. Something to look foward to.