The Real Issue
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, or any of the OC's, really, but we sure wish we owned the former, not the latter...
A/N: It's our first fanfic, so show us some love people XD
Sorry if it's a tad out there, and OOC, but yea, R&R.
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Chapter 1
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Jess awoke to a pounding noise in her head and the feeling of being carried at a great speed. Opening her eyes slowly she was blinded by the sun.
"Gak...," was all she managed to say, burying her head in the blackness of her knight in shining black.
She didn't know who had helped her because she couldn't see but she knew from the way he moved that he was no one she knew.
Hearing her speak, made her saviour look down to find that she was regaining conciousness. "Are you okay?" he asked, for he was kind of worried, seeing as he had found her unconscious on the ledge on a cliff he had only passed by on chance. Who knew what would have happened if someone else had found her. She was wearing such odd close as well.
"No... my head hurts. I feel like I've cracked my head open falling off a cliff! Who are you?"
"My name is Kankuro of the Hidden Village of Sand. Who are you?" He was feeling a bit confused and wanted to know what was going on.
"My name is Jessica from Winchester, nice to meetcha, yadda yadda, Now where the hell am I?"
"Winchester? Are you trying to be funny or something?" He was getting annoyed now and she spoke with a funny accent but she seemed fluent enough in the language.
"Yea, Winchester, you gotta problem with that?" She was starting to have a funny feeling now. "Do you know the way to England by any chance?"
"England? Are you right in the head? Do you need a doctor? If you do, I'll take back to the hospital in central Konoha. I staying in Konoha for the next few weeks so I can bring you to the hospital on the way home."
"I don't need mental help! I need Sian!" Feeling very frustrated, she was taking out her anger on Kankuro, but she couldn't help it. If someone called her crazy, she wasn't going to listen to them do it.
"Sian? Is that a drug or medicine? I don't know if we have that here."
"NO BAKA! She's a person and I need to find her."
"But you need help," he was trying to calm her down now.
"NO I DON'T! And if you don't move right now, the only who will need help is you. I'm warning you... I'm a yellow belt in Karate."
"Oh... you're a yellow robe? Is that good? What's Karate?"
"Karate is a fighting style, and yellow is the best!" While saying this, Jess was thinking, 'I lied, so sue me!'
"Then can I fight you? I am interested in this thing you call Karate. I am a Jounin ninja." He was relieved, she was finally speaking about something he half understood.
"What! Ninja! Oh no... SIAN!"
"Let's fight!"
"Noooo"
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Meanwhile, in Konoha, it was a quiet day for Yamanaka Ino, as she stood behind the counter of the flower shop that her parents owned. "Dammit, for once couldn't something happen around here that doesn't involve serious injuries?" She asked herself, putting her elbows on the counter top, and placing her head in her hands. And is if someone from above was listening to her, something did happen. Which didn't involve many serious injuries, except to the flowers. It was like one of those things from a manga book, and a really cheesy one, you know the type, the ones you wished you'd never spent your money on? Well, as if it were from that, a rather stereo-typical looking swirling vortex appeared. Small at first, on the ceiling of the flower shop, hardly detectable. But it grew.
Ino looked up at the rather colourful vortex, just in time to catch a figure fall out, and it flash away. It really was like a cheesy manga... The blond looked down at the figure that had fallen through the vortex on her ceiling, and walked around her counter. "Oh not the roses..." She muttered, poking the body of the smallish boy, whom was laying in a flattened bed of roses, unconscious, but looking more dead than anything.
Waking with groan, the smallish boy, with a petite body, mumbled something unintelligible and rolled unto his back opening his eyes for the first time. He looked at Ino then at the flowers and said, "Oh no! A cliché death! Let me guess... you're the angel?"
Looking down, Ino saw what was probable the hottest boy since Sasuke lying in her roses and immediately thought, 'Ha! I saw him first this time Sakura.'
"No, I'm not an angel, but you just ruined all those roses. You can work off the fee running the shop with me though," she said, flirting like mad. (You all know what I mean)
"Um... who the hell are you, and why am I in roses anyways? There are no roses at school!" He was a feeling really confused and disorientated and the blonde thing, sorry, girl was annoying him.
"My name is Ino Yamanaka, and you fell into those roses. I hope you know how much they cost," She said smiling all the while "Of course there aren't roses at school, it's a Ninja Academy, that would be pointless."
"Ninja Academy? What the --"
"Well, this is Konoha the Hidden Leaf Village, and I am assuming you are a highly skilled ninja to get in here without using a door or window."
"K- Konoha? I have a feeling Dorothy ain't in Kansas no more."
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Chouji, Neji, and Sakura were all standing outside the Hokage's office wearing the same confused and irritated expressions on the faces and carrying unconscious people in their arms.
"Mine doesn't have any identity papers or anything. Does yours?" asked a very flummoxed looking Chouji.
"Nope. Mine doesn't either. How about yours Neji?" asked Sakura, looking curiously at Neji and his unconscious passenger.
"No."
"Yea, well I just thought Tsunade might have a clue who this person is and what he is doing here. Especially since I found him in my bathtub."
"I was eating breakfast--"
"It's 4pm."
"Will you let me finish? I was eating breakfast, because I was running late, because I woke up late, when this thing just fell into my food." Chouji explained to the two others, whilst his expression went from confusion to pain, at the memory of losing his breakfast.
"I found her in a tree," Neji stated simply.
"Well let's bring them into see Tsunade anyway," Sakura said, starting to feel the burn from carrying a person for ages.
When they got up there though, Temari was already there and sitting in a chair next to her was a boy in the same clothes as the people they were carrying.
"Tsunade, we found these people unconscious and we wanted to know if you knew who they were," Sakura said, placing her passenger on a chair beside the other boy.
"Josh..." said the boy, looking incredulously at his friend. He had thought he was the only one. Upon hearing his name, the one called Josh stirred and made a weird 'glurble' like sound, that one would not have found very attractive.
"J-Jamie," said Josh, looking blearily up his friend and then around the room.
"Dude... where is Kona-hoe?" asked Jamie, looking even more confuzzled.
"KONOHA!" He was quickly corrected by the natives to this land.
"No... I don't know where Konoha is... do I look like I pay attention in Geography?"
"Good point... oh wait... they have Rachael and Hoi. Hey Rach, Hoi, wake up!"
"Wha-," the two girls said simultaneously and groggily rubbed their eyes.
"Josh...Jamie...what happened?" asked Rachael shivering slightly. She sniffed the air and said, "And why do I smell like eggs?"
"Damn... as if my life couldn't get any worse my watch seems to have stopped and I am stuck in a building with Jamie and Josh and Rachael with no Sian or Jess or Chris in sight." Hoi had finished looking around the room and had decided that they were no longer in Winchester.
"Hey!" pouted Josh indignantly.
"Never mind that Josh, Rachael, do you know where Konoha is?" asked Jamie, getting really frustrated now.
"Nope... never heard of it. Why? Is that where we are?" replied Rachael, noticing the other people for the first time. She looked at Chouji and practically yelled, "Hey! I know you. I saw you right before I passed out."
"Er... yeah. Well you ruined my breakfast!" he said, glaring angrily at her.
Hoi looked at Neji and shivered slightly. There was no colour in his eyes. "I'm sorry, but are you blind?" she asked, puzzled.
"No. What gave you that stupid idea. I have 360° vision when I activate my Byakyuugan," he replied, staring at her like she was an idiot.
"What the- 360° vision. Is that even normal? And what's a Bya-Bya-thingie-gummie?" she said totally perplexed and having a feeling that she was being insulted.
"A Byakyuugan. It is a Kekkei Genkai that only special and privileged families have that are passed down through their bloodlines."
"Haha... special boy," said Josh, waving his hands like a spaz.
"Josh... that is so rude," muttered Rachael glaring darkly at him from under her fringe. "Excuse me... but are we still in England?"
"I have never heard of this England. The world is based on 5 different lands. Lightening, Fire, Wave, Sand, Sound. But I have never heard of England," said Tsunade, looking interestedly at the four children in front of her.
"Guys... I don't even think we are in our world any more. I think the lightening storm must have triggered an inter-dimensional worm hole and we must have fallen through it when it struck our school," Rachael mumbled, her thoughts deeply immersed in their current situation.
"What? You mean we are in a different world. Tch... this stuff only happens in books or in fanfics that are created by demented and utterly weird teenage writers (o.O'')," cursed Josh, shuffling huffily in his chair. He looked at the other girl in the room who had been utterly silent for a long while now.
How do we go back was the only thing going around all of their heads.
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A/N: Well there we go! Our first chapter. You would not believe how much writer's block we had to endure when we were going through the planing stages. I wanted to go and cry... T . T ... but I couldn't because I had to type. Well... hope you enjoy... R & R... Fallen and Sunny xoxo