A/N: Okay, random chapter over… but this starts off and a serious note… but Gaara and his 'wife' reappear in yet another kind, wonderful, nice, pain-less meeting.

Review time! I have a lot of angry reviewers this time…

Ladyaymie: O! D! well this is is going on my favorites. X) and whoa, their future selves... WHOA... lol...

A/N: Thanks!

I Have An Alter Ego: I am going to kill you! Gaara shall never marry this 'Ashley' person. He would have killed her or I will in several days. Ashley will die. Don't pair Gaara with her even if it is in the future or whatever. Gaara is not anyones. He is doomed to therefore destroy whomever he loves. That is all. O and your story gets too confusing by the seventh chappy. 'Kay? Okay. Ashley will be killed by many fan girls and a half vampire fan girl which is my friend. Just to fill you in on it!

Satoshi Silver Syoran: YOU. MADE. GAARA. GET. MARRIED! NO! I LOVE GAARA! -evil glint in eye and pulls out several kunai and a fuma shuriken- DIE! -stabs Ashley . . . a lot-

A/N: 1, don't kill me, kill DemonoftheSand, because she's who Gaara's "wife". 2, I don't really agree with the fact the Gaara's married, and it doesn't last long cause they disappear. 3, I'm writing a new story (yet another Naruto one) and I'm looking for Gaara fangirls who want to fight with Gaara staying single unless it's with one of them and Ashley won't be one of them… I could always add background information that you all killed her! And, you'll find out soon that this future isn't exactly accurate, so Ashley doesn't really matter… And, quite frankly, I think Gaara should stay single. That's all.

Tsuchiko: HI! It's me again. Really awesome chapter. Wouldn't it be funny if Naruto really was that random? Poor poor Gaara.

Laterz

A/N: Yeah… poor poor Gaara…

Random Quote:

"At least my mom isn't on the cover of crack-whore magazine!" Kyle

Chapter 9: Meeting with the Kazekage

Randomly at Sakura and Naruto's…

"Naruto, you're wanted at the Hokage's office," Sakura stated, holding up a letter.

"I didn't do it, I swear!" Naruto yelled.

"Not like that. You're late for a meeting with the Kazekage." Sakura said, reading it off the paper.

"Wait, wh-"

Sakura pushed Naruto out of the house and slammed the door in his face.

"Well, that's just nice." Naruto muttered before running off.

Meanwhile, in the office…

Gaara wasn't mad anymore. No, he was WAY past mad… WAY passed pissed off, too. In fact, if it weren't for those darn anger management lessons Temari sent his to, SOMEONE would be dead now.

He KNEW it was a bad idea to come here, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… Ashley just HAD to make him come…

Ashley had caught up and was standing just outside the door, TOTALLY P.O.ed. Before she entered, however, Naruto appeared.

"Who are you?' he asked.

"Gaara's wife." She stated, no longer in a cheerful, annoying voice, rather an angry, "I'll chop you head off if you touch and/or talk to me again you dammed jackass" voice, much like Gaara on a good day! (You KNOW I had to make that joke)

"…Gaara's married?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, you dumbarse. That's what I said, isn't it!" Ashley yell-asked before entering the room.

"Gaara… Why the HELL did you do that to me? I mean, GEEZE!" Ashley yelled.

"I didn't do anything." Gaara stated.

"You're joking, right?" Ashley yell-asked.

"No."

Ashley, being of mad mind (in more ways than one) and boiling over with anger did something… completely stupid (to her) but hilarious (to us).

Naruto began laughing his head off, Gaara became the furious one, and Ashley caught wind of what she had done. She had slapped –Actually SLAPPED- Gaara- THE GAARA! THE Kazekage who could kill her in a millisecond, without even trying!

The only thing she could say is "… Holy… SHIT!"

She then jumped out the window, miraculously landed fine, and began running for her life, quickly followed by Gaara.

"ASHLEY GET THE HELL BACK HERE!" Gaara yelled.

"No, you're gonna hurt me! And you're chasing me!" Ashley yelled back.

"THEN STOP RUNNING1"

"Would you stop if someone were chasing you who knew 100 ways to hurt you and 1,000,000 MORE ways to kill you!"

"YES!"

"That's cause you have a death wish! I don't!"

Naruto stared, shocked at what had happened.

"Gaara's gone insane… I would have figured he'd of killed someone THAT annoying by now…" Naruto muttered to no one in particular.

He then looked around the office and there was no one but him.

"Looks like this meetings over…" Naruto told himself as he left the room.

A/N: That's another of my famous, almighty short chapters… and if you'd like to sign up to be one of the select Gaara's fangirls, pm me or review giving me permission. I promise that Ashley won't be in that one, and if this were real life, she'd of been killed about 2 seconds (if even that long) after showing Gaara her collection of personally draw pictures of him…