A/N: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… Before I start the chapter or answer any reviews……………………….
Has anyone checked out Naruto, chapter 306? I just did and boy was I surprised!
FINALLY! They finally friggin' showed Sasuke's face! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy! And people say liking Sasuke is stupid… Which you might find weird since I'm always making fun of him (which is what I LOVE to do to my anime obsessions (like Shadow and Sasuke)).
Anyway, let's answer reviews (YAY! 40 reviews!)
Tsuchiko: Yes! Ashley is gone. Does her new Ashley is gone dance What I'm probably not the only one...
A/N: I would LOVE to see that dance…
itachi'smaniac: O! Me ,Pick Me! I want to kill Ashely !Pwease, perty Pwease! Puppy dog eyes (Names on profile)In case u Haven't noticed I'm a Gaara Fangirl (AND PROUD OF IT!).
00GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA,GAARA!
A/N: Sure! I'm definitely adding you to the list of Gaara Fangirls in my other story!
Ragnarok-The Fallen Angel: Your friend was right, it was much funnier than last chapter. Poor Garra.
A/N: Yep. Poor Gaara and I'm happier that you all think it's funnier now… which is what it should be.
Ragnarok-The Fallen Angel (again): I refuse your offer, for I am not a fangirl; I am a boy, no, a man! HAHSAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! Oh, and I think Garra's been insane for a LONG LONG time. Angry reviewers are funny. Hehe. I wonder...I HATE GARRA!
A/N: Well, I'm not so crazy about Gaara myself… Like I said above, I'm more of a Sasuke person… and I LOVE how random (and funny) my story is with the help of the insane Gaara fangirls reviewing.
Satoshi Silver Syoran: 1) GOO GAARA -kills Demon of the Sand in background- 2 Good 3 PICK ME PICK ME!
A/N: Okay! That's 2 Gaara fangirls!
I Have An Alter Ego: The non important review:
YAY! gaara single is good. If not Gaara.+.Ashley. the end of ashley by the hand of many a fangirl plus me. Gaara going insane makes me smile. If Gaara does not kill her, I will personally paralyze her but she can still feel. Then cut her then pour lemon juice over the wound. Then kill her. Then revive her. Then repeat process. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that is all Oh and I will be a crazy fan girl to kill her! Pick me! Pick ME!
The actual review:
There is an actual arc about the future. It is the second arc and it is a time skip, if you didn't know that is.
A/N: Okay, #3!
Ragnarok-The Fallen Angel: "Those who break the rules are garbage, but those who betray their friends are less than garbage"
A/N: Thank you for posting that- that's what I keep in mind.
Satoshi Silver Syoran: So, I still get to kill the OC her in the fic (in my reviews) right/
A/N: Yep. Just don't harass her. That's all I ask. And, try to just call her Ashley… I don't want this to ruin her rep. as a great random writer (though she has most of them on Media Minor.)
Spyfoxgirl: UPDATE! PLZ! i love your story. i'm started to like sasuke now, lol, as girl form that is...and you really did do a good job on the story, i added it to favs 'k and i love your discription of garra's wife and i'm not against that... so please continue this story
A/N: So, someone likes Ashley after all…
The Goddess of the Madhouse: hahaha, sorry but this is strangely funny.
A/N: That's the point!
The Goddess of the Madhouse (twice in a row!):
Tora: Nya, were the Gaara fangirls being dumb?
Kaden: all fangirls are dumb.
Nina: Yah! jumps on him how DARE you! Censored
Sora,Sarra,Kali,Yuna,Tora: '
Nina: I'm better now.
Kaden: beat up --' Stupid girls...
Sora,Sarra,Kali,Yuna,Nina: WHAT! censored
Tora: " Can you believe they live in my head?
The others: Ah, better now
Kaden: -- ...ouch.
A/N: Well, I'm a fangirl… just I'm not obsessed to death… otherwise I wouldn't make fun of how stupid they can be! . ?Isn't that right Sasuke and Shadow?
Both: Shut up!
Anyway, that's 40 reviews! YAY! Okay, chapter 10!
Chapter 10: Telling Neji off- what fun!
While that weird… very weird… event happened in Konoha, Sasuke and Hinata were on their way back to the village and thought they'd be save from Neji-----------
---------Until he appeared out of nowhere and almost gave Hinata a heart attack.
"Aack! Neji1 Where'd… um… you, uh come from?" Hinata asked.
"Don't! Even! JOKE! Like! That!" Neji yelled/vented.
"Neji, grow up. Hinata can make her own decisions and she doesn't need you following her around everywhere!" Sasuke yelled.
TenTen sighed. 'This can't end well…'
"Why you-------------"
Ashley then came out of nowhere, just about ran Neji over (literally), but continued running.
Gaara was next to arrive, but he stopped running.
"God, this is getting us NOWHERE!" He growl/whine/yell/muttered (which only he can do all that at once).
"Can't you use the sand to teleport or whatever?"
"… Oh, yeah…" Gaara mutter before doing just that.
Not too far down the path, Ashley was still running for dear life and noticed that Gaara wasn't chasing her and figured she'd lost him- silly girl. You can't lose Gaara.
But she still thought she was safe-
-until Gaara randomly appeared in her path, at which point she tripped on air (which still likes no one (see reference to air hating people in "That Scary Naruto Thing")) and took Gaara down with her.
He automatically shoved her off and she stood up, then muttered "Oopsie…" in a very childish voice.
Gaara is going to commit mass murder on her… which isn't really mass murder, since it's only one person, but still…
First she slapped him, then tripped onto him and now…Forcefully kissed him…
'God… I'm… SO… Dead…' she thought.
AWKAWARD…
ANYWAY:
"Untie me NOW!" Neji yelled as TenTen finished the knot that was holding Neji to a tree.
"That should hold you!" TenTen exclaimed ever-so-happily.
"Grrr… then Sasuke better not touch Hinata or else I'll…" Neji's voice trailed off.
"What can you do, tied to that tree?" Sasuke teased.
"From what I've heard you've had your fair share of being tied to trees." TenTen said.
"…"
"But anyway, I think that you should let Hinata do what she wants." TenTen suggested.
"If she agrees with that statement, why can't she say it herself?" Neji asked. He waited a moment and no one responded. "I knew it- huh?"
Neji and TenTen (shockingly) shared the exact same (weird) shocked expression.
Hinata was –forcefully- kissing Sasuke, who was just about as weirded out of TenTen and Neji.
"HA! How's THAT fro telling you off, huh Neji? Now, THIS is funny!" TenTen blurted out as Neji just about passed out from anger.
Hinata then broke the kiss.
"Put your arm around me," Hinata whispered.
"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… wha?" Sasuke asked, completely messed up from the –forced- kiss.
"Just do it!" Hinata yell-whispered.
Sasuke, still messed up, did that quickly, not wanting to get Hinata mad- he can barely stand ONE Hyuuga mad at him.
"Let's go," Hinata next said, and the two began walking off.
"TenTen! Let me go NOW! I have to go----" Neji yelled.
"You WILL NOT touch them, you hear me?" TenTen interrupted. "All you have to do is apologize, got that?"
"Why do I have to marry you?" Neji asked.
"THAT you can blaim your future self for… he'd be the one who proposed!" TenTen exclaimed oh-so-happily.
A/N: Another short update that took forever to do… well, the next one is kinda long, and it gets funnier…