A/n: REVIEWS!

Ragnarok-The Fallen Angel: What happens in Ch. 306? My information can't be updated THAT quickly. Also, I think that Neji should be the one to kill Ashley (no offense to you or Ashley...whoever that is) and NOT Garra. Why? Neji's more awesomer.

A/N: Well, really all that happens is they found Sasuke after the 2 1/2+ years and the 6 full weeks that they started teasing you about him still being alive… And, beside the fact that his American voice actor is that idiot Frodo from Lord of the Rings, yeah, Neji is pretty cool.

678yui-julie-and-kiki: you should turn them back to normal with only naruto and sakura rembering

A/N: That's a good idea, but then it would make some of the stuff in the second part go to waste.

Satoshi Silver Syoran: WAHOO! I LOVE YOU GAARA! Once you post the fic, give teh link to me please! WAHOO! -does the, I am so happy I get to be in a fic with Gaara dance- WAHO! -too happy to express-

A/N: Will do.

summer-loven-2: HAHA! Neji is so... MAD. GO HINATA!

A/N: LOL

.SasukeUchiha'sBeautiful.pink.sweet.CherryBlossoms.: whoaz. i didnt know hinata wuz dat outgoing.

A/N: I didn't know either. Most of this just kinda wrote itself (I bet that sound crazy, but it's true.)

The Goddess of the Madhouse: Tora: Yup, it's me again. I tied up the voices in my head (god knows how) so I can talk normally. That was a pretty good chapter, but it was very short, and random...but that's the point isn't it? don't really get where the kiss came from, maybe you can explain this to me.

A/N: That'll all be explained in this chapter.

I Have An Alter Ego: Non important review:

I have actually tripped over air, a crack, my feet, a chair, tiredness, scaredness, and other things. Do not doubt that it is possible in real life. Neji freaking out makes me smile too. No fair I wanna be a crazy fan girl! WAH:cries on floor until puddle of two inches which i drown in: I am all better. Ashley isn't the worst Gaara obsessed fan so I don't consider her someone worth killing. Yelling off into the distance, "You hear that Vampire girl! I promised I wouldn't kill her now give me back my cookies!"

Um.. Almost Important Review:

Sasuke's hair is the same in 306 that saddens me. He looks the same but taller. This disappointed my friend who then hit me for telling her. I got a bruise

Actualy Review.. I think:

Good story is random which makes me smile. Ilike your story but there was a tiny mistake. You forgot a comma. Just to let you know I am a perfectionist in some things not alot most of the time i am a lazy bum but in other things perfectionist.

Actualy Review:

I forgot what I was going to say but I wanted to frustrate you so I made my review uber long. Teehee! Just kidding. Okay now I am done for now. :walks off with evil look in eye: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that reminds me my friends voted me the evilist glare out of my friends. I scared the tough girl at my school! Yay me! oh wait sorry I have the attention span of 3 goldfish that's 15 seconds.

A/N: Could you make the review any longer? Wait, don't answer that… anyway, I'm sure if you have an alter ego, you have a pretty nasty evil glare. Go you!

Ladyaymie: lol, Neji and Tenten DO bicker like a married couple hahaha...

A/N: Really, I kinda based them off of the couple I'd like to be a part of (obviously, I'd be a lot nicer than TenTen cause I'm not THAT annoying, but still…)

Tsuchiko: Are you sure you want to see my Ashley's gone dance. It's not that I'm crazy about Gaara I just don't know who would'nt be a little scared to marry him. It's just the way it's supposed to be...Gaara should be with noone.

Laterz

A/N: Okay, so I really wouldn't like to see it, but I agree with you… I'd be scared to marry Gaara… Then again, I'm not into guys who look like they wear eyeliner… like Green Day… they scare me… which is most likely why I don't like him, but still…

Chapter 11: So THAT'S why…

"What was that about back there?" Sasuke asked.

"What do you mean?" Hinata asked, innocently.

"Kissing me."

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh… THAT… Well… I thought we could get rid of Neji that way," Hinata muttered.

"What?" Sasuke bluntly asked.

"I kissed you to get back at Neji."

"You're a bitch, you know that?"

"I figured you'd be mad at me." Hinata sighed.

"…You'd rather me be mad at you that Neji?" Sasuke asked, getting angry.

"Well, I figured you wouldn't rip my head off."

"What makes you so sure?"

"… Just a feeling."

"A suicidal feeling."

"Maybe so."

"SASUKE!"

Before either could blink, Ino was clinging to Sasuke's arm.

"Ino. Get. Off. Now. If. You. Want. To. Live. To. See. Tomorrow." Sasuke threatened while glaring holes into Ino's head.

"Sasuke, what're you doing here with that girl?" Ino asked after being shoved off Sasuke's arm.

"She's my wife here," Sasuke stated before giving Hinata a brief kiss on the lips.

"GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm gonna KILL that GENIE!" Ino shrieked.

"Wait… genie… Where is it, Ino?" Sasuke demanded.

"Am I the only one lost here?" Hinata muttered.

"I don't know! I lost it!" Ino responded.

Sasuke wanted to kill Ino, then thought about it, grabbed Hinata's wrist and pulled her off.

Of course, Naruto had seen the hole ordeal and rushed to tell Sakura.

ELSEWHERE…

"You saw Sasuke… what?" Sakura asked, falling back onto the couch.

"I'm serious. I saw him kiss her. I'm NOT lying," Naruto explained.

"I have to go find them!" Sakura yelled before heading out.

"But Sakura! We're married and we haven't spent any time together!" Naruto whined, but Sakura had already left.

Elsewhere…

"What was THAT about?" Hinata asked.

"You used me to get rid of Neji, so I used YOU to get rid of Ino. Sounds fair." Sasuke responded.

"Just cause it sounds fair doesn't mean it is fair," Sakura explained.

"Whatever… That's beside the point. Ino mentioned the genie, so she wished herself here… but why are WE here, too? I don't think she even knows your name…" Sasuke teased.

"Shut up and continue."

"How can someone shut up AND continue talking at the same time?"

"You know what I mean!"

"Anyway, who's to say we'd ALL still be in the SAME village or all alive? Also, shouldn't Naruto still be unable to talk and shouldn't I still be a girl?"

"Best not think about it now. Thing is we ARE here NOW and that's it. Why don't we go find Naruto and Sakura?" Hinata suggested.

"Whatever."

A/N: So, I lied. This was another short chapter. Ah, well.