Good afternoon, Ms Hellsing. You look tired.
I…haven't been sleeping.
Yes, I know. You have been spending a lot time calling for this Alucard of yours.
He's disobeying me. He won't come.
This angers you?
Of course it does. I am his Master.
Don't you mean Mistress?
If that suits you better.
Ms Hellsing, you should be aware that we have introduced a new drug into your food. It's specifically designed to inhibit the occurrences of visual hallucinations.
What? You're drugging me, you bastard?
Calm down.
How dare you? How dare you?
Sit down, Ms Hellsing.
Bastard.
(Silence)
I want a cigar.
Are you surprised that we are medicating you? You expected the cameras.
I should have expected it.
But you didn't.
No.
Tell me more about Alucard.
No.
Very well then…let's return to an earlier topic. Your cross-dressing.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite…from Transexual…"
Ha ha! I didn't think that movie would appeal to you, Integra.
You've seen it?
Oh yes…it's very Freudian.
Freud has been discredited.
Not entirely.
I'd have to take your word for it. Psychiatry isn't an interest of mine.
Yet you've heard of Freud.
Doctor. I am sure that there are certain isolated Intuits on the icecaps and maybe the odd Papuan mountain tribe who haven't heard of Freud, but other than that I think it's safe to say that everyone else in the world has.
That's very true. You seem comfortable calling yourself a transvestite…
That's because I am.
It's a word of derision for many people.
I don't particularly care.
Why do you dress like a man, Integra?
That's 'Ms Hellsing' to you.
Please answer the question.
I am the only female in a vastly male-dominated secret society. If I wore a skirt they'd trample all over me. Besides, have you ever tried going into combat with a skirt on? It's a real bitch.
Yet you have very long hair.
Allow me some vanity.
You make for a very striking figure, Ms Hellsing. Men's suits, dark skin, long blonde hair…
Why Doctor, I'm blushing. Are you making a pass at me?
Would you like me too?
Why on earth would I want that?
Sex…power…some residents think it would influence me, influence my decisions on their welfare.
Does it ever work?
No, of course not.
"No, of course not." You're an idiot.
Ms Hellsing do you ever…masturbate?
(Silence)
Excuse me?
Do you ever masturbate?
(Silence)
Pervert.