A/N: YAY! A funny chapter!
Chapter 13: The Wet Cat
"Would you like to meet the wall again?" Sasuke asked/threatened.
"Oh, I'm so scared. The Great Sasuke is gonna throw me into a friggin' wall again." Naruto teased.
Sasuke was ready to pounce (and kill) Naruto, but Hinata grabbed Sasuke by the back of the neck and was holding very tightly (with randomly long nails).
"Leave Naruto alone, got it?" Hinata asked.
Sasuke half nodded and Hinata released her grasp. She looked at her nail tips and saw some blood. About 0.259 (That's the MegaMan dimension in decimal form!) seconds later, Sasuke noticed and began freaking out.
"Oops… I guess I held on a bit too hard…" Hinata muttered.
"Hinata, I'd run. The Great Sasuke is gonna kill you for harming his flawless skin." Naruto teased.
"Nah, I'll just kill YOU!" Sasuke yelled, running at Naruto, who then jumped behind Sakura… which didn't work because Naruto ran outside for better coverage, at which point Sasuke chased after him.
"Those two are worse than normal…" Sakura sighed.
"Not worse than Kiba." Hinata added.
"That sound funny coming from you." Sakura said, laughing.
"I'm serious! He's so annoying… like a walking, talking, and breathing annoyance machine." Hinata said.
"What does that make Naruto?"
"What do you mean?"
"You NEVER noticed how annoying Naruto is?"
After about 10 minutes…
Sasuke came in drenched like (and looking like) a wet cat, dragging an equally drenched Naruto who was out cold.
"Well, well, look what the cat dragged it." Sakura teased.
"I'm NOT a cat." Sasuke stated.
"Well, whenever you get wet you look like one." Sakura said.
"Death glare included." Hinata added.
"I'm not a cat." Sasuke stated again.
"Right. You're a snake." Sakura said.
"No, I'm not." Sasuke said.
"That's right, cat's kill snakes, right?" Sakura asked.
"That's weasels… and you're the SMART one…" Sasuke muttered.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Sakura asked.
Sasuke turned away.
"What's the matter, catboy? Too good to answer?" Sakura asked.
"I'm NOT a FRIGGIN' cat!" Sasuke yelled.
"Then stop hissing at me!" Sakura yelled.
"Snakes hiss, too!"
"So now you're a cat?"
"Not, I'm not! I'm not a snake OR a cat! I'm an avenger-" Sasuke started.
"Oh, GOD not this!" Sakura moaned.
Naruto then regained consciousness.
"Why does Sasuke look like a cat?" Naruto stupidly asked.
Sasuke turned toward Naruto, gave him a 'You-have-5-seconds-to-run-and-I'm-at-4-1/2-already' glare, and Naruto got the message.
Hinata, however, got between Sasuke and the door (which Naruto ran out) and threatened to scratch Sasuke's eyes out if he tried to kill Naruto again. Sasuke agreed, then, once Hinata turned away, ran out the door after Naruto.
"SASUKE! GET THE HELL BACK HERE!" Hinata yelled, running after the two.
Sakura began freaking out, first because Sasuke was gonna kill Naruto, Hinata was gonna kill Sasuke and Hinata cursed!
A/N: And that's chapter 3 for today… Don't expect a 4th… I was having a good day today.