A/N: REVIEWS!

Ragnarok-The Fallen Angel: Very interesting two chapters. Do you know that on a korean kitchen knife they put the warning keep out of children? Or that on the bottom of a holder of tiramasu they put the warning do not put upside down? The sky is pretty and so is the moon. I don't hate gaara anymore, and sasuke's voice actor is frodo? I MUST KILL FRODO! HE STOLE MY RING THAT I WAS GONNA PROPOSE WITH! Oh yeah,...elipseses are fun.

A/N: Thanks and Neji's voice actor is Frodo. Sasuke's is Haru Glory from Rave Master… LOL

Ragnarok-The Fallen Angel: Three updates in less then three hours. WHY CAN'T EVERYONE HAVE INSANE UPDATE RATES! And Sasuke is neither a cat a snake OR an avenger...he's a wabbit.

A/N: LOL.

summer-loven-2: LOL. That was Realy! random. Aww HInata cursed. GO HINATA!

A/N: YAY! Someone's with me!

JustPlainPeachy: Wow...this is awsome in too many ways to describe in one life time! I love it with all my little heart! (Well, It's actually the size of my fist, but whatever) Gaara makes me laugh, and so does Ashley. Come to think of it, all of them do. Update soon PLEASE!

A/N: That's the point and I am.

I Have An Alter Ego: Non important review:

Yes I can totally leave a longer review do you wish me to? Ashley will killed by many fangirls as I have already said in my other reviews. I will be the one in a cat hat. (i wear it all the time at home) I will also be the one running in the wrong direction...I have done that before. My other friend who is a vampire not the half vampire one will be throwing balls at her at 100 miles per hour and get hit in the head by every single one because they bounced off Ashley's head. She is danger prone like me being a clutz. Because Sasuke is a cat like thing I bestow upon him my cat hat. I am getting a new one. Is this long enough for you? I don't think it is so I am making it longer. What do you think? I think about hey lookie it's a dragon fly (runs after chasing it) aww... it got away... Anyways your story made me laugh as usual and I think Ino should be chased by Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura for getting them stuck there. She should get stuck in a tree like a kitty. Mreow. I h ave a short attention span. Sasuke is not an avenger in my opinion I think he is a big fat drama queen. Mockingly I say, "My brother killed my clan, so now I will kill him and restore my clan. How will I restore my clan? Oh! That's easy, by going Orochimaru who will help me. Restore hm...I wonder what the word really means? By killing Itachi it will restore my clan. How? I don't know. By killing him hopefully all of my family will be avenged even though they are six feet under. This will restore my clan. Now that I am the last Uchiha I will retore my clan it will take longer because the other last Uchiha needs to die before I can really restore my clan. It makes total sense. So goodbye I've got to go with Orochimaru who is just using me because I am too blind with hatrd. Bye-Bye now!" No I don't hate Sasuke. I think he is just being a drama queen slash emo. I actually think he is pretty awesome but I mean really! Who restores their clan by killing their only brother? I mean he has a purpose but I mean really. This message doens't mean I hate Sasuke. This has nothing to do with your story so it is classified as an unimportant review. Just to let you know when you said "Can you review any longer or something?" It made me want to write longer. You brought your own demise. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Real Review:

There are a couple of grammer mistakes. Again I need to say that it gets a little confusing so try to clarify certain things. NOt many things but some things.

Apologetic Review:

Sorry for making it even longer, I am really competitive so if someone says don't do that I have to stare at it for a long time to not do it. It was so tempting. Again sorry. Thank you for shopping at I.Have.Issues.Me.Not.

Sorry I am a bit crazed up right now. Okay alot but that is beside the point. Update Soon!

A/N: Sasuke really is a drama queen… but, like you said, that's beside the point. And, I hate grammar… I seriously got my first ever 100 in English class and it was on Helen Keller… Anyway, off subject.

The Goddess of the Madhouse: oO what an odd chapter... But yup it makes sense... sorta...

A/N: That's what I thought when I was writing it.

itachi'smaniac: YEhNESS!takes out dictionary and throws it in the trashSCREW THE DICTIONARY!

UCHIHA OUT!

A/N: WOOHOO! BYE BYE STUPID DICTIONARY!

Ladyaymie: WOW... 3 chapters in one day. I'm glad. D

A/N: Thanks.

Lucki GaaraSakura Girl: LOLZ!

SASUKE MUST DIE O

A/N: Well, you fit in with all my other reviewers.

ANYWHO, here's the second to last chapter of part 1 (I know! It's almost over!)

Chapter 14: Fights

About 20 minutes later, Hinata and Sasuke (who was dragging Naruto) returned. Sasuke was covering his right arm and Hinata was holding a butcher's knife.

"Uh, do you mind me asking what happened?" Sakura asked.

"Sasuke was chasing Naruto with this knife." Hinata explained.

"So you took it and chased him with is?" Sakura asked.

"Well, he didn't have to chase Naruto in the first place." Hinata said.

"He didn't have to run." Sasuke argued.

"You didn't have to chase him." Hinata repeated.

"He didn't have to call me a cat."

"You didn't have to run outside and come in looking like a drenched cat."

"He didn't have to mock me."

"You shouldn't be so easy to mock."

"I can't help it if I'm perfect."

"Who said you're perfect?"

"You just did."

"I didn't say you're perfect… wait…" Hinata muttered… "Crud…"

Naruto and Sakura burst out laughing, mainly because Sasuke had actually WON the argument.

"Stop laughing!" Hinata yelled.

"Yeah, knock it off." Sasuke said.

Naruto and Sakura neglected to listen and laughed harder.

Hinata and Sasuke then had the exact same horrible idea at the same exact time.

"Can I do it?" Sasuke asked.

"Sure. You deserve it. You spend more time with them then I do." Hinata responded.

Sasuke then grabbed the bottle, rubbed it and waited for Jennien to emerge.

"Hello. What do you two need?" she asked.

Sasuke then whispered something to her so Naruto and Sakura wouldn't hear (like they'd be able to over their laughing) and Jennien burst out laughing.

"Fine, then. You're wish is my command," Jennien said, then nodded her head twice.

-space-

Sasuke and Hinata just about died from laughter as Sakura slapped Naruto into a wall.

"What the HELL is your issue!" Sakura yelled.

"M-MY ISSUE! YOU kissed ME!" Naruto yelled.

"are you really THAT stupid!" Sakura shrieked. "Would I really kiss you?"

"I don't know! What if-" Naruto stopped when he noticed Jennien. "- Sasuke and Hinata…! They did this!"

"Uh, oh…" Sasuke and Hinata moaned in unison.

"W-Why!" Sakura yelled.

"You wouldn't shut up! It was all I could think off! You forced it on yourself!" Sasuke and Hinata yelled in unison, which surprised Sakura and Naruto.

"Don't ya just feel the 'love' between us all?" Sakura silently muttered to herself.

"Anyway, I have a wish… I just hope it works." Sasuke said. "I wish that every wish Ino made was reversed."

"I'll try." Jennien said, then nodded her head twice.


A/N: And that's chapter 14. One more, then it's all over… NO! Buy, I'll have a different Naruto story up until I finish the second part of this.

LONG LIVE SHORT CHAPTERS! (Space for drama)

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