People laughed! My humor IS good in some of the eyes of the fanfiction public! WooT!

Falco: Not bad!

Fox: So, what's next?

Each chapter will be divided into three parts, for the most part; perhaps four at most; our heroes, the insane smashers, our novice villain, and, on occasions, our heroes again. This pattern, however, can be randomized in any way, shape, or form…and I might not even stick to it with other chapters, so yeah…XD

Mr. G&W: RoyalFanatic doesn't own us or SSBM in general, but she does own the plot…yeah, there's a plot (GASP!), our mansion, Smash City, and the entire Smash Island in general, and other random things like Crazy Hand's machine and stuff.

And just to clarify, because I have no life, "" means someone's taking, '' means Marth's writing, and so on.


Fox: AWAY Chapter 2!

The heroes marched valiantly towards Smash City, in the hopes of finding who this novice villain might be…

Okay…so maybe they didn't march valiantly…but they did walk to the city. Because Ganondorf, despite being blind, knew EXCATLY where he was going! And he was leading the way, despite being blind! Mario was awed; how could the blind person be the one to lead? It was awe inspiring! Marth, on the other hand, wasn't impressed, knowing this was already the greudo's fifth time he was blinded.

When they reached the city, Mario let out a gasp.

The city was destroyed! And the insane citizens were parading around the ruinous buildings, screaming gibberish in Japanese.

Jigglypuff, Pichu, Fox, and Falco flew into the scene on an airplane, and also spoke gibberish in Japanese.

"What in all that is sane and right are they talking about?" Mario asked, throwing his hands into the sky again.

Marth shook his head, pulled out his only way of talking with his fellow heroes, and wrote: 'You don't want to know…'

"OF COURSE NOT!" Ganondorf proclaimed. "WE are here to find out if we can find out about the novice villain and Master Hand!"

"But wow, not only is the mansion insane…but so is the city?" Mario asked. "Does that mean, like the entire island is insane? Or the entire world even?"

'For a novice, he's pretty good.' Wrote Marth. 'Are you sure we can't bump him up to "Intermediate villain" or something?'

"NO!" Ganondorf shrieked. "I KNOW he's a NOVICE! He's a novice!"

'Whatever.' This he wrote on a sticky note, sticking said sticky note on the lens that didn't have the "I'm blind; fear me" message on it.

"So…onto our mission. SEARCH THE CITY!" Ganondorf screamed. Mario skipped off; Marth smacked Ganondorf with his notebook before trudging off in another direction. Ganondorf walked up to people and began asking for information.

Back At Smash Mansion…

Roy was bored…

He was very, very bored…

He decided he had to do something to rid himself of this boredom.

So he set Yoshi on fire.

"Fi…fir…fire's…co…coo…cool," He said, pronouncing each word as if he was two or something. He watched in joy as Yoshi ran around, lit and screaming Japanese gibberish.

But then all the random smashers that exclude Fox, Falco, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Peach, the Ice Climbers, Roy, and Link began screaming gibberish in Chinese, so Yoshi was ignored.

Mewtwo was in the weight room, struggling to lift a weight with his mind. It was very heavy though…the psychic cat was sweating like a psychic dog, and was even panting too.

Kirby, who was watching Mewtwo, frowned. "You know, that thing is only one pound."

"I know," Mewtwo said. "It's so heavy…I CAN'T DO IT! I DON'T DESERVE MY TITLE AS WEIGHT-CREATURE THINGY!"

"You don't have a title as Weight-Creature Thingy," Kirby said. "It's Weight-Thingy Creature, you dumbhead."

"Oh…" Mewtwo said, staring at the wall. Then he attempted to life the one pound weight again.

In Location X?X?X?

"Crazy Hand! Your are a disgraces to the Hand family…s!" Master Hand, in his hand form, screeched. He was a giant right hand that had a glove on…wait, you already know this. "Ands whys is this happenings? Why can'ts I not not spe…talk pro-pr-pro-right?"

"IT'S THE INSANITY, DEAR BROTHER!" Crazy Hand shrieked. "Hey! I just noticed there aren't a lot of "said's", and "asks" and stuff. Oh well, "said" and "ask" are BORING!"

"Whys did you…you…you! Why did you! Why do this?" Master Hand asked.

"Poopie! There aren't supposed to be anymore "asks"!" Crazy Hand shouted. "And why did I do this? BECAUSE I WANNA BE THE SANE ONE! ME ME ME ME ME MEEEE!"

"You know, that's totally novice of you," Master Hand observed. "I mean, why would the villain want to let the world know of his plan?"

"IT ADDS TO THE STORYLINE!" Crazy Hand shouted. "Besides, I'M RETARTED!"

Yes, Crazy is retarted. But since Master Hand is insane, he did not know. Poor him.

Back with our heroes...

"It's worse than I feared!" Ganondorf cried when he met up with Mario and Marth. How he knew the two were there, though, is a mystery. Like if Mr. Game and Watch is just talking or constantly cursing when he moves/jumps/attacks. And if Mario really does eat the cakes Peach makes for him. And if Sheik really does have a gender. "There's no hope left for this city!"

'You just realized this now?' Marth wrote, looking ready to smack his head against the wall. 'Of course there is no hope for this city! Did anyone find out about Master Hand?'

But of course, since Ganondorf couldn't read, and Mario was agonizing over the lost of the city, Marth's words were left alone. Much like the socks that disappear. And the monster in the closet.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT MASTER HAND?" Mario screeched/asked.

"Master Hand?" Ganondorf asked. Marth smacked said greudo with the notebook. Then he began writing in said notebook.

'That's the reason we were here, remember? I couldn't find anything…'

"Neither could I…and I feel so—wait…I can't feel!" Mario said. "But yeah, nothing here…"

Link ran by in his underwear and holding a paper in his hand. Upon passing by the heroes, he dropped said paper and continued on his way.

"What's this?" Ganondorf asked upon hearing the sound of the paper drop onto the ground, which is actually a very good sound, by the way.

"It's paper!" Mario said in reply. "It says…"GO CHECK OUT THE CRAZED WORLD, MAN! IT ROXS! Link." …the entire world has gone insane? WE MUST CHECK IT OUT!"

But no matter where the two went, it was the same situation. Whether it was Hyrule…or the Mushroom Kingdom…or Onett…or anywhere else on the planet, it was the same thing:

The entire world HAD gone nuts!

"So, let's get everything straight. Marth, can you write this down?" Ganondorf asked. The mute prince nodded. "Okay. 1. The entire world is insane. 2. Master Hand is handnapped. 3. There's a novice villain involved in this somehow. 4. Only the three of us can turn everything back to normal. That's sums everything up so far, right?"

"Should," Mario said.

'At least, for now…' Marth wrote.

"Well, uh…whatever will be will be, right?" Mario asked, noticing what the mute prince wrote.

"What did Marth write?" Ganondorf asked.

"At least for now," Mario replied. "But…things can't get worse, can they?"

'After saying things like that, they usually do…' Marth wrote. 'Good going...'

"Thanks!" Mario said, beaming.

'I'm being sarcastic.'

"Oh…"

"We need more clues!" Ganondorf proclaimed. "But where can we find them? Hmmm…"

"Hmm…" Mario said.

'Don't expect anything.'

And so, the three heroes pondered…and pondered…

…and pondered.

Until…inspiration hit them!

YES! It was perfect!

"LET'S GO TO THE ZOO!" Ganondorf and Mario both shouted. "You can find anything at a zoo!"

'Then let's go!' Marth wrote.

And so our heroes headed off to the zoo.

Mario: End of chapter!

Kirby: Yayz for teh zoo! I wonder what you guys will find there.

Marth: Only RoyalFanatic knows. But the rest of the world, the readers at least, will know eventually.

Jigglypuff: Until that time comes, REVIEW!