Here's chapter three! Yay!
Falco: It's about time too!
Fox: What's up with the not so quick update?
Expect more of them, folks. This fic won't be as important as my others, and will most likely be updated when A. I've been playing video games for too long and want to get back into writing or B. I have Writer's Block for my other fics. This time I can say an update is because of reason A.
Mr. G&W: RoyalFanatic doesn't own us or SSBM in general, but she does own the plot…(Oh wow, there IS a plot!), our mansion, Smash City, and the entire Smash Island in general, and other random things like Crazy Hand's machine and stuff.
Falco: GO CHAPTER uh…3! Yeah, that's it. Chapter 3!
It was a three day trek to the Smash Island Zoo, in which our heroes bravely marched…or walked…or ambled…or ran…or…well, you decide how they moved.
But after those three days came and went…
"Wait one second," Mario muttered, stopping. The three were on a tan path which was surrounded by plains, and flowers, and plants. "Don't you think it would be better to go through each day rather than skip them?"
"NO!" Ganondorf shouted. "Not this time! Not after…that incident…Don't you remember? It only happened a day ago!"
"Huh? Oh yah! That incident!" Mario said. He shuddered. "That was not fun!"
'Now you finally understand how lucky you are.' Marth wrote. 'You don't have to worry about that ever time you leave the mansion!'
"How do they do it, though?" Ganondorf asked. "How do they all manage to gather in one place so fast? And the screaming and shouting…so much screaming and shouting…"
"There were a million of them…" Mario muttered. "Maybe even a billion…or a trillion… …so…many…fangirls…"
--Flashback--
As our three heroes marched along the path, a squeal of joy emitted from behind them. Stunned, Mario and Marth turned, only to find a random teenage girl standing behind them, about a few feet away.
Marth paled; he knew that girl…she was a fangirl; not to mention that in the sane world, she was one of his. Expecting the worse, he prepared to run away when the girl shrieked:
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S MARIO!"
"AND GANONDORF!" A second fangirl, also appearing out of nowhere. This girl, Marth noticed, was, in the sane world, a fan of Link.
Mario paled upon seeing more girls appear out of nowhere. When the entire field behind the three was filled with insane, rampaging teenage girls, all who seemed to be fans of Mario and Ganondorf, they charged. And they were screaming as they charged.
"IT'S GANONDORF! IT'S REALLY GANONDORF"
"Mario's moustache is SOOOO hot!"
"Dark skin is DEFINANTLY the new IT!"
"I want Mario's hat!"
Before the unable-to-feel plumber and blind king knew it, the girls had surrounded the two, making escape impossible. As for Marth, he was pushed out of the circle, and scorned at! While upset that these ladies had made fun of him, he was more overjoyed with the fact that in this insane world, all the popular guys had NO fangirls, and all the unpopular guys had ALL the fangirls.
It was a most torturous hour, in which the girls had snatched clothing, poked at the poor two heroes, and shrieked so loudly that they were sure they would lose their sense of hearing as well!
Fortunately, they didn't. And after one hour, the girls left. As they ran off, they were still shrieking.
"I touched Ganondorf's sword!"
"I got Mario's hat!"
"Well I got Mario's gloves!"
"I have Ganondorf's boot!"
They vanished as quickly as they appeared, and poor Marth was trampled. But all the anger for the ladies vanished (almost as quickly as they themselves did) when the mute prince turned to look at his fellow heroes. Both had looked as if they had been caught in a hurricane/tornado/earthquake/any other natural disaster that can cause damage, and was mutely laughing at them for the next hour.
--End Flashback—
'You should truly be glad you guys are not popular. Having to experience that over and over and over and over and over again is painful!'
"I guess," Mario said. "Hey look! We're at the zoo!"
Sure enough, right in front of them was Smash Island Zoo.
Back At The Mansion…
Mewtwo laughed in success! He had done it! He had finally done it! He lifted the one pound weight!
Kirby, who had been watching, then grew bored of watching and began doing the Macarena, clapped for the psychic pokemon.
"YES! I hath lifted thy weight!" Mewtwo cried. "Now I may keepth my title AS WEIGHT-CREATURE THINGY!"
"You don't have a title as Weight-Creature Thingy," Kirby said. "It's Weight-Thingy Creature, you dumbhead. And now I will go call all the other smashers dumbheads."
Kirby left. Mewtwo, however, ignored this, as he turned to the next object he had to lift. Surely he could do it!
He couldn't…
No matter how hard he tried…
He couldn't lift it…
Now Jigglypuff entered the weight room, and stared at Mewtwo.
She stared and stared and stared.
"Mewtwo, are you trying and failing to pick up a stuffed teddy bear?" She asked, almost sounding as if she was still sane.
"Of course I am!" Mewtwo cried in response. "But the accursed thing is OBVIOUSLY filled with metal stuffing!"
"I SO TOTALLY KNOW!" Jigglypuff screamed in agreement. Guess she's not as sane as we thought she was…oh well. "IT'S A SO TOTALLY, LIKE, A CONSPIRACY, LIKE!"
Mewtwo nodded in agreement; then began trying again…and failing…
In the kitchen, the Ice Climbers were holding really sharp knives, waiting…
For what, however, they didn't know.
"What's going on?" Dr. Mario asked, walking into the kitchen backwards. Roy jumped out of nowhere, jumped onto the table, and began to do the Chicken Dance.
"I don't know," The Ice Climbers said in unison. "I'm here waiting for something, but I don't know what."
"Wow…you guys sure had practiced speaking a lot," Dr. Mario said. "Well, have fun with that. I'm outta here!" He moonwalked out of the kitchen.
Then Link ran by in his underwear. Ewww…
"THAT'S IT!" The Ice Climbers shrieked. "WE MUST HURT YOUNG LINK!"
They dropped the knives, grabbed their hammers, and ran off.
Back At The Zoo…
Mario and Marth were quick to notice that the animals had also gone insane. Tigers pretended they were lions, while lions pretended they were tigers, not to mention the most savage animals pretended they were NOT savage while the non-savage animals pretended they were MOST savage. Ganondorf, since he was blind, did not see this; nor did he care.
"SPILT UP AND SEARCH!" Ganondorf proclaimed.
"We don't have to…" Mario muttered, pointing ahead. "There's Crazy Hand! And he has Master Hand with him!"
Sure enough, straight ahead of them, cooing to the insane monkeys was Crazy Hand. And tied to a leash being held by the lefty glove was Master Hand.
"CRAZY HAND!" Ganondorf proclaimed.
"Huh? W—what?" Crazy paled upon seeing the three heroes…wait, can he pale? He can now! "Y—y—y—you guys! You're…still…sane?"
'You mean YOU did this?' Marth "asked", writing in his notebook.
"Yeah! You mean YOU did this?" Mario asked, so Ganondorf had an idea of what the mute prince was saying.
"OF COURSE I DID!" Crazy shouted. "I want to be the sane one! ME! So I created a machine to turn everyone and everything else INsane! So I'd be the sane one!"
"I told you he was a novice villain!" Ganondorf said. "And we won't let you get away with this!"
"Then try to find me!" Crazy shrieked, the shrieking making Mario and Ganondorf flinch. Master Hand then realized that three of his smashers were there!
"Yous musts stops hims!" The right hand cried. "Finds locat—locat—lo—place X?X?X? and saves me!"
Right after Master said this, Crazy teleported away, taking Master with him.
"You got it!" Mario cried into the sky. "Marth, get that down!"
The mute prince stared at Mario, upset at being ordered around, but still, took the notebook, opened it to the list of event thingys and wrote '5. Novice villain confirmed, and is Crazy Hand. 6. Crazy wants to be the sanest, so he invented a machine; must destroy this machine. 7. Crazy handnapped Master. And 8. Crazy and Master are located in Location X?X?X?'
"Looking good," Mario said. "Now what?"
"We must find Crazy Hand's Location!" Ganondorf proclaimed. "Let us leave the zoo!"
They left the zoo, and headed off into the sunset.
Kirby: That ends the third chapter!
Mario: We found clues! I knew you could find anything at the zoo!
Marth: We just need to find Location X?X?X? and we'll be set. But I doubt we'll find it that easily…
Jigglypuff: We'll find out in the next update. Till then, review!