AN: Sorry that last one was short. Hopefully this one meets every ones needs. Trying to put some humor in this fic. Once again, special thanks to Spazzy Magee.

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Chapter Four

Harry awoke by the squawking of birds. Birds! With that one thought Harry opened his eyes to see the whole car was engulfed in a flock of seagulls. Fred was hunched over the wheel, obviously mad at the encounter.

"I...really...really despise birds of any kind. Especially the ones that make an annoying noise." Fred said. Instantly, Hedwig began hooting loudly at him, until the owl pinched his last nerve.

Fred slammed his foot onto the brake, causing the car to stop with a jolt. Neither of them heard the sound of metal scraping off the bottom of the car. "George, you drive."

Link let out a depressing sigh as he held onto his Hook Shot. "Now why did I hook onto this creature? Oh yes, to escape from a simple roof top." A simple roof was all that it was. Concrete, some metal around the rims. "But now I am in the middle of an ocean!'

It was true. The creature called a Keer had taken him across the ocean, to where ever its destination lies. To further Links torment, a large metal object fell onto his head. Link didn't bother catching the thing as he rubbed his head of the pain. "Did that thing just lay a...no, no way!" Link let out a sigh and just thanked the Goddesses that it wasn't warm and sticky.

Then something greeted Links eyes. "Land! Finally we get to land. Maybe I can get off this beast once it lowers itself." But as they went closer, something was wrong. Terribly wrong. It seemed the beast was loosing its strength as it made weird noises coming from the front. "Is it dying?" asked Link.

In the car, all eyes turned to the pilot George. "Hey, I didn't do anything!" As the car neared a forest it went into a nose dive toward it.

"Step on the brake George! Step on it!" Harry and Fred yelled at George. But as George stepped on it, nothing happened.

"Your not doing it right!" Fred declared and started stomping on the brake. "Oh hell, grab onto something!" As the boys clung onto what ever they can lay their hands on, the metal chain began to shake until it retracted from the car.

"I'd better pull this thing out of here before I get trampled under the beast!" Link said as he pulled his Hook Shot free of the Keer. He Began to fly up in the air, higher then the beast, but still falling the same. Links idea to survive was not a good one.

He was planning to grab onto the branches of the trees and swing up wards until he landed somewhere along another tree. But this would mean messing up his hands. He couldn't Hook Shot a tree, risk pulling his own arm off at the rate he was falling. All in all, Link was in deep trouble.

"Okay Link, you will live through this. Just be sure too..." As Link said this, the Keer began to hit the trees. As the Keer hit the trees, it cleared the branches away from Link. Too bad for Link that he was falling right behind the car. "I hate my job." was all Link could say.

Harry and the twins slammed into each other as they hit the ground forcefully. Harry was the first to lift up his head.

"Hey, you guys alright?" Harry asked his two friends up in front. Both of their air bags had exploded open, their faces inside them.

"Just peachy." Came their muffled answer. The twins pulled their heads out for air, and were granted it. "Things can't get much worse now. Cant they?" George asked.

Suddenly something hit their car from the back. The ceiling of the car gave in as the boys ducked to the bottom of the car to avoid it. All eyes turned to George.

"Never, say that again." Harry and Fred said in unison. The car began to rock as a body fell from the top of the car to the ground. They all ducked to the ground again.

"Hey, Harry, check it out. It fell on your side and our doors are crushed in." Even though Harry thought they could easily kick open their doors, he took hold of the handle and opened the door. There, in front of him, was a young male, dressed in oddly torn green clothes. But what amazed Harry that the male opened his eyes. Surly he couldn't have survived a fall like that; he hit the car for goodness sake!

"It's okay guys, seems we found our hitchhiker." Fred and George peered out the window.

"So your the bugger that latched onto our car?" George said as he climbed out the window. When questioned, the male quickly spoke up. But the strange thing is, they couldn't understand him! This is going to be tough.

"We...don't...understand...you! Fred and George said slowly and loudly.

"I said I am sorry for killing your animal!" Link said loudly. "Why can't they understand me?" Link thought. It was then he felt a painful sting on his left hand. The Tri-Force was reacting.

"Guess this thing grants me other things then Courage. Languages? I bet it saved me from the fall, must be. Still, that fall hurt like none other." Link said aloud.

Harry looked at him. "Well, it seems we can't understand him, but he understands us."

"How do you know that Harry?" Fred asked.

"Well, you two have a dumb look on your face while this guy looks calm." Harry explained. Fred and George seemed to nod at this.

They continued but something clicked in their heads. "Hey!" They both said to Harry, but he was talking to Link.

"That right there is Fred...I think. And the other one is named George. They can be a bit childish at times, but they are great once you get to know them. And my names Harry." Harry extended his hand for a shake. Link grasped his hand firm and shook it.

"Link." the stranger said to them. Obviously it was his name. Suddenly, there were rustles in the bushes to their right. Fred looked at George. "George, what kind of forest is this?" They all began to realize that many of the trees didn't have any leaves on them.

"A Dead Forest." Link said. Although the guys had no clue to what he actually said, they knew what he meant from the sound of his voice.

Trouble was coming.

"Everybody, back in the car!" Fred ordered. George was the first to head in as he dove right threw the window, quickly followed by Fred. Harry quickly opened his door, Link hot on his heels followed.

A monstrous beast like warthog came bustling out of the bushes and up to them. "Meat! I smell fresh meat!" It said as it slammed against the already beaten up car.
Link just stared at this creature. He slowly pointed to the creature and looked at Harry.

"Did that sausage just speak?" Link couldnt believe it! An animal actually spoke! Harry just nodded his head, guessing at what Link had said. The creature continued to ram into the car until it flipped over. The boys where turned upside down and onto their backs. Harry's stuff didn't help either as it landed on them. The warthog once again tilted them up and continued this until they came to a cliff.

Once their senses came back to them, they all looked at the beast, which actually had a smile on his face! Then they looked at their position.

Fred, George, Harry, Link, and Hedwig all shook their heads NO at what the warthog was about to do.

But the warthog nodded YES.

The warthog knew he couldnt get to them while they were in the car. So what better way to get food out of a metal container? To destroy the container of course! With one mighty thrust, the warthog sent them flying over the cliff.

Beta Note: I don't know about you all but that was my favorite chapter, nice job Lvmj. See you laters all! R&R, it is good for you!