WARNING: YAOI…Sasuke/Naruto, possible Iruka/Kakashi. Swearing and some sexual references (No graphics… I'd blush too much). Also this is set in modern times in Chicago… A city in the US. There will some characters here that don't exist in "NARUTO by Masashi Kishimoto". Don't like it don't read it. I hope you enjoy it anyways.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto

WARPED

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Smith noticed his stared and said quietly "Choke was an A class demon assassin. He's killed over fifty Cleaning Crew and three hundred targets. He is, no was… considered an impossible man to capture. Are you sure there was only one killer?"

"Yes." Sasuke said blankly.

The forensic scientists and Smith paled even more "Now, we're dealing with something with a power beyond our comprehension."

A DATE with MURDERERS

(Chapter Four)

Today was a special day. Sasuke was going to ask the blond beauty, Naruto, out. Sasuke paced outside of the Rain Forest Café nervously. People made a point of walking around him. If he kept doing this all day he'd never accomplish anything! Fine, fine, fine. He'd go in. But what if he was rejected? Would it be better to spare himself from the embarrassment? But then, he'd never know- He mentally argued with himself.

Suddenly Sasuke heard a small chuckle. He spun around and plowed into Naruto, who stood there with a black apron over black pants and white short-sleeved dress shirt. The shirt showed a little of his well toned, but slim tan chest. Naruto was the sexiest man he'd ever seen! Sasuke's mouth opened and drool collected at the side before he hastily wiped it away.

"Hey… um you're scaring away customers. Is there something I can help you with?" Naruto asked.

"Um yah… wouldyougoonadatewithme?"

"Excuse me?" Sasuke scratched his head nervously.

Taking a deep breath. "Naruto would you go on a date with me?"

Naruto smiled mischievously. Uh oh! Sasuke thought. "I'll go on a date with you under two conditions."

"Name them." Sasuke sighed. This wasn't looking good.

"First, you've got to tell me your name. You still haven't, but if you don't I'll be forced to call you ducky. And second you've got to take me to a club. I'm sorry, but I really don't like the whole roses and romantic dinners." My kind of guy. Though Sasuke. Only problem is how the hell am I going to learn to dance? Wait did he just say he'd be forced to call me ducky. DUCKY? Where the hell did he get that?

"Ducky?" Sasuke asked lifting an eyebrow.

"The back of your hair style looks like a duck's ass." Sasuke shot Naruto a death glare. Okay maybe this wasn't his type of guy. Sasuke thought, but then Naruto leaned closer and whispered huskily, warm air tickling Sasuke's ear "But I like it. You know you're hot. Pick me up Friday at nine. Now please stop pacing." And with that Naruto spun on his and entered the Rain Forest café. Leaving a blushing Sasuke and a curious audience.

"You're hot too." Escaped Sasuke's lips. "Oh, shit I forgot to tell him my name! And I'm definitely not going to be ducky."

Sasuke grabbed a business card and pushed through the revolving door. He walked over to the hostess "Could you please give this to Naruto when you have a moment."

"Sure." Said the blushing hostess. In a daze she walked away from him and made her way through the cluster of tables and customers to hand Naruto Sasuke's card. By the time she reached her post again Sasuke was gone. Then she smacked her forehead. "Why does Naruto always get the hot guys"? She mumbled.

Gaara leaned over Naruto's shoulder to look at the business card in Naruto's hand. "Sasuke Uchiha? A new admirer?" Gaara asked curiously.

"No a current boyfriend."

"Okay, that's a little fast." Gaara said frowning. A glint of jealousy in his eye.

"Well we live a fast pace life… but I don't know. He's hot, but that's not it. It's just a feeling I guess."

"A feeling?" Gaara asked.

"Don't laugh, but I feel like I've been waiting for him." Naruto said sticking Sasuke's business card in his pocket. And got back to work filling orders.

"Don't hurt him Sasuke or I swear…" Gaara mumbled incoherently.

Continued in next Chapter. Sorry short Chapter.

-TK

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In chapter five, Naruto and Sasuke's first date and another assassination attempt.