Camui Hyde does not ow--Sasuke: FWEE::blows fire onto the disclaimer:: Me: ...Okay so, since Sasuke has burned away my original you'll have do deal with a really basic disclaimer this chapter. I don't own Naruto or anything related to it
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"Naruto, what're you doing?" said a young Uchiha as he arrived to see his friend naked with his hair on fire.
"AHHH" was Naruto's only response, aside from the shaking and running around that had permanently scarred Sasuke's fragile eyes.
With another twitch, Sasuke had decided to join in the fun and put his hand up to his mouth. "FIRE!" Screamed Sasuke as he started to blow flames onto the ground and everything on it. Naruto's eyes widened as Sasuke began laughing manically and burning little animals and such. Naruto tried to scurry away, but Sasuke had a little torture planned for his buddy, and spewed a ring of fire around him.
(A/N What you are about to read cannot and will not be unread. You have been warned, I MEAN IT.)
But enough about that, what ever happened to Hinata? Well...
(A/N LAST CHANCE! YOUR VERY LAST CHANCE)
Kakashi was speeding along through piles and piles of charred logs and earth when a loud yell hit his ear from the left. He quickly turned his head to face the direction it came from and his eyes widened. What he saw (A/N I decided to be kind, and give you one last chance. The next part of this sentence could scar you for life.) was Hyuuga Hinata in a shallow creek, protected from the embers, and in a position he had only read about in Jiraiya's novels. Kakashi stared in awe as he watched the young girl, finally being able to visualize what Jiraiya used very often. This only served to fuel Kakashi's anger about his book being destroyed, and he quickly returned to his quest to find the "heartless people with no respect for decent literature."
"Sa...Sasuke. What are you doing?" said a cowered Naruto, holding his headband over his private areas.
"FIRE!" Screamed Sasuke as his eyes glew brighter than the fumes he shot out of his mouth. Naruto knew what was coming, and he was scared. He quickly stood up and braved the ring that surrounded him as Sasuke's chakra floated into the ring, turning it into a full circle of flames. Naruto ran as fast as he could, trying to hold his ninja headband up for censorship. Sasuke turned away from Naruto, giving Naruto the idea that Sasuke had given up. As Naruto stopped to breath for a second, Sasuke quickly turned around and spewed fire onto his best friend's hind quarters. Naruto yelped and began to run again, with Sasuke quickly beginning pursuit
"Sasuke! Stop!" Naruto yelled as he ran up into a half burnt tree, losing his grip on the headband that fell down and onto a certain sensei's eyes.
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Alright so there's the second chapt--Sasuke: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE NARUTO NAKED? Me: Uh...Wel--Hinata: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET KAKASHI SEE ME DOING THAT Me: Uh oh...Um...bye!!