Authors Note: well well well… look who is back… back again…shadies back…back again… ANYWAY! I decided to treat you all to a brand new story which is mainly most people would recognize as an action/ random story. Don't fret! It is going to get better, for I do have a story timeline in motion. But for now, just enjoy chapter one. Keep in mind short…

Chapter 1: The beginning of the end

What the deuce!

Sasuke took a quick glance at the digital alarm clock placed on his counter right next to his bed. In the last 3 seconds, a loud ringing could be heard though his Bedroom. Sadly no one would accompany his distraught as he was a single roommate in his mansion, living it out on his own. No matter, it was never going to change, and for some odd reason, he really didn't care.

Let's see… the first day of the year eh? New classes to deal with…and new fan clubs to avoid… I wonder what kind of plans they will think of now…

He slammed the alarm clock with such force it broke into several pieces. In his mind he didn't even register that he caused the alarm's sound function to become looped, making the horrid ringing go on and on. He was in deep thought as he traveled from his bedside position to that of being dressed, and he didn't even take time to care if he had brought all of his necessary school materials. He opened his door with a thud, leaving the still-ringing alarm clock behind him.

"Class let us introduce ourselves to each other shall we? I know we will come to peace with each other as the time passes, an I'm sure you all will recognize each other as classmates and respect each other like family, but let us get the minor details out of the way to begin that all with. My name is Mr. Kakashi for all of you newcomers, and I will be your teacher for this semester I wi-"

Does this guy ever stop talking?

Sasuke's gaze shifted over to that of his new classmates. He took in the sight of a large boy, one that was eating a grab bag of potato chips, and next to him a girl, which he recognized as a member of his fan club. He turned away just in time to avoid her loving and longing gaze. Suddenly his eyes became locked with a seemingly familiar pair of light blue eyes, belonging to a boy whom had kitsune scratches on his cheeks, probably for decoration…

To his surprise the boy seemed to smile at him at first, which caused him to shoot back a scowl in return. When he did so, the boy pulled his eyelid down and stuck out his tongue in his direction, obviously an insult to his being. Now what to do to such a childish act!

Sasuke looked in his immediate area for anyone watching his actions. He copied the other's posture, making him look and feel like a complete idiot, all while in school surrounded by his awful fan clubs… But he decided this one little slip up was worth it, and in the event that this guy tried to say he did it, he would simply deny it, putting him down as a liar in the eyes of his many adorers.

"Uchina! Look at me while I am speaking…wait… What are you doing up there with your face?"

A majority of the room turned and looked up at hi, and just as he sensed the turn in eyes; he made his face revert back to his usual scowl. The boy whom he was competing with laughed at him from afar, his plan seemingly have worked.

"Why teacher, something must be wrong with your eyes, I always look like this."

"Well why don't you start us off first by telling the class your name Mr-im-so-smart-and-bossy."

"That's okay. Everyone probably knows me by now thank you."

The class laughed in response to his comment, however the teacher was not amused. Sadly, Kakashi's thoughts were interrupted by a boy in the front row raising a hand to introduce himself. The boy was in-fact the very same that Sasuke was facing off with. Kakashi merely shook his hand at him and ushered him to continue.

"My name is Uzamaki Naruto! I'm the best and if you got a problem with it, I'll make sure you get it resolved."

Someone in the classes' upper rows shouted unrepentantly at the end of Naruto's bold statement.

"Loser, I bet you have no friends you moron." "Shut up Kiba!"

Kakashi scratched his head in defeat as he endured another round of laughter from the class. He turned around to face his desk, pulling from it what looked like a giant stack of papers. He looked through the room as he spoke once again.

"Since you all find it Sooo hard to follow basic instructions, why don't we have a little Pop quiz to decide if you fail this class, right here, right now. 3"

A bead of sweat started to become contagious around the entire classroom as the talkers and the innocent shy people took in how difficult this class would actually be. As he saw the room quiet down, he slammed the papers back down on his desk, pulling out a book, which everyone was handed at the start of class. He opened a page and began his lesson.

"Now, we have the Greek empire which was ruled by-"

RING! RING!

"-Well class, u got lucky this time, it seems time has been cut short this day… I plan to see you all tomorrow, so you better start reading your books!"

As the class was dismissed to lunch Sasuke rushed to get his things together so he could avoid any interruptions to his direct path home. Its not that he was one of those types who didn't like to eat, but he simply didn't like to be in the lunchroom surrounded by all of those… People… He often took his time eating as soon as he got home from school. Usually, he was undisturbed on his way due to the members of his fan clubs chasing him out of the door. This time another being interrupted him as he swung his book bag over his shoulder, heading out the door.

"Hey you! Where are you going! Aren't you hungry?'

Sasuke sighed as Naruto jumped up the steps to meet him after the class was over. He took a glance down at his little sack of which he carried, which almost appeared to be straps of cloth sewn together by a very thin set of thread. He took a moment in a mind to wonder hat this idiot went through to survive in his… Idiotic life.

"I'm going home. I don't need to eat any of the sickening food here. You probably don't realize just how much grease and oil was put in that food, let alone the other things present in the school's water supply which washes it."

Naruto froze for a moment before looking back down to the front entrance which everyone was leaving. He then turned back around, surprised to find Sasuke still moving in the direction of the back exit. He jumped a few more times and he had efficiently placed himself between Sasuke and the exit.

"Well guess what Mr. Mighty-mouse! I'm gonna accompany you for the rest of the day!"

A snort blew out of Sasuke's nose right before he shoved Naruto out of the way and launched himself back onto the road outside the door. He began to stroll down a beaten trail which he had formed through the forest on his own accord, each day it would get bigger by the minuscule steps he took in traveling down the peaceful road. To his predictions, he made it halfway to his house while walking through the trail to his house before he heard more footsteps trailing him a short distance behind. He stopped suddenly before he carried on, causing the footsteps to stop behind him in a rush, and in the time of which they stopped, the figure had jumped into the bushes. Sasuke raced off in a dash, running as fast as he could to the end of his destination. He knew that his stalker was still following because just as he started running he heard the footsteps behind him. Once again he stopped on his heels and looked right behind him with a death-glare causing Naruto to jump 3 feet into the air in fright.

"Man I thought you were too pretty to run that fast…"

"WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!"

"Because…I have no place to go…"

"AND I CARE…WHY?"

"Because I can tell your lonely too."

Sasuke's eyes grew wide as he realized full-force what had been told. He didn't take his time in recovering from the blow as he turned back around, following the trail back to his house in silence. He didn't run or try to trick Naruto this time; he knew he would probably find a way to follow him anyway. It seemed Naruto was just that kind of guy.

"Well don't drag too far behind. I don't want to appear on the news for the report of a missing dumbass."

"Well I don't want to be on the news for murder, so were even aren't we? Why do you act like this? Don't you have fun?"

Who does is guy think he is?

"Fun? Why I have fun simply by putting down others and is that so hard to understand for a big boy like yourself?"

"Seems to me like you hide behind a mask, your highness."

"And what makes you so sure you low-life."

"Because I can see how much you don't like to be with other people and not only that, but to the point where you avoid them. I bet you had to deal with something in life you aren't ready to crack up to just yet."

How can he tell this so fast!

"We are here, so quit your talking."

"DANG! SASUKE! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU LIVE IN A FREAKING MANSION!""

I guess he isn't as smart as he plays himself as…

Indeed they had reached Sasuke's hou- well… mansion. It was the size of three or four houses put together, and it had the architectural design of old style/ middle ages to it that made it scream Sasuke.

"Sasuke, seriously how many people live in this thing besides yourself! Its bigger than any hotel I've ever freaking seen!"

"Well its just me actually. Why do you ask moron?"

"OO… Sasuke… I am moving in. Right. Now."

"Like hell you are."

"PLEASE! I have NEVER wanted to do something so badly! I'm begging you; I really want to stay here!"

"And PLEASE refrain from yelling. You are beginning to give me a headache. Give me one good reason why I should let you stay. Do you know how many of my fan girls actually are hunting me down to do just what you are doing right now? Seriously, I usually get rid of people just by walking through the trail."

"Its just that… I have no where to go…Please Sasuke let me stay with you."

Sasuke sighed when he pulled out a coin to flip, and he made sure he had picked up his double-headed coin when he did so. Taking precautions to not let Naruto see both sides at once he made a proposition to his onlooker.

"Okay. Look. You can stay on one condition #1. I flip this coin and you call it right."

"That's easy! I choose tails! I learned in math that tails has a 60 chance of hitting to heads."

Wow. He's that dumb…I need to think just how much I DON'T pay attention to buffoons like this…

Sasuke flipped the coin high into the air. He didn't flinch as the coin hit the ground on the soft ground, showing a vibrant heads. Naruto however didn't flinch as well.

"You cheated."

"Me? Cheat? I don't think your head is on right. You lose fair and square. Now back to where you came from."

"When it was flipping in the air… I saw how both sides of the coin were extruding, so don't even play games like that with me. I have a few tricks of my own, thank you."

"Sigh… Fine… you can stay… BUT! You must make sure you follow my rules and MY rules alone, no B.S."

"Thank you! Thank you! THAAANK YOU! I will be your obedient little slave!"

"…"

Naruto hugged Sasuke in his shocked state, causing him to freeze up where he stood. He didn't even realize what was happening as his pockets were probed by Naruto's hands which in turn snatched the keys quite literally from his pockets. He watched in silence as Naruto opened the door like a madman, jumping inside with no effect on is behavior whatsoever.

What the deuce did I sign myself up for?

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