It was late at night in the world of Remnant, most were already asleep while some were awake scheming or doing whatever they did at night. At Beacon Academy, all the students were in their dorms and sleeping while their teachers were in Professor Ozpin's office for a meeting. After a small green poof, Cosmo revealed himself as he floated in front of the Beacon Academy building.
"Ooh!! This place is nice, though I really hope they sell bacon!" Cosmo exclaimed, he then looked around and noticed that the courtyard was completely empty "Hey, where is everybody?"
He poofed himself away and reappeared in the cafeteria but it was also empty.
"Dang it!" Cosmo said, he floated around the cafeteria until he reached the food isle. He transformed into a giant vacuum cleaner and sucked up all of the food, when all the food was gone he transformed back but he was very fat now.
His stomach growled as he groaned "Ugh!! I forgot cafeteria food was the worst kind of food, even in another dimension."
Cosmo's cheeks puffed out and he puked all the food back onto the isle. He looked to see that all the isle containers were full of green soup that had purple sparkles.
Cosmo looked at it and shrugged "Still better than cafeteria food."
He poofed himself into another room and this was a classroom, he looked at all the empty seats and waved his wand and it lit up.
"Class is in session!!" Cosmo shouted and Cosmo clones appeared in each seat.
"So class what's 58 11?" Cosmo asked.
One Cosmo raised his hand "Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!"
Cosmo pointed at the student Cosmo, he put his hand down and grinned "69?"
A short drum sound that was only heard after a joke was made rang through the class. The Cosmo's burst out in laughter while the Cosmo in front of the class just grinned.
"No…The actual answer is Numbers!" Cosmo yelled.
The drum set rang through the class and the Cosmo's laughed again.
"Okay enough playing around." Cosmo said as he made all the Cosmo's disappear and poofed himself out of the class.
Cosmo poofed himself into another room but this one had four sleeping figures inside of it. He noticed that one of the figures had long blonde hair in one bed, another with long black hair, another with long white hair and the last had short black hair with red tips.
"Hi!" Cosmo exclaimed but they didn't respond as they continued to sleep, only Ruby responded but it was with a groggy and drowsy 'Hi.'
Cosmo poofed a large megaphone into his hands and tried again "HI!!!"
All four girls jumped out of their beds as their room shook, their door burst open to reveal team JNPR all in battle stances.
"Who? What? Huh?" Ruby said as she shot up and looked around, Ren took this opportunity to turn on the lights.
"Jaune? Pyrrha? Nora? Ren? What are you guys doing here?" Yang asked.
"And what the heck is that!?" Weiss asked in shock as she looked at Cosmo who happily waved as he floated by the window.
"We heard a loud sound coming from your room and we came to check it out." Ren explained.
"Okay that explains why you're here but that doesn't explain what he is?" Blake said as she pointed at Cosmo.
"Hi, I'm Cosmo and I'm a fairy." Cosmo introduced as he waved his wand in an arc motion and the words fairy were spelled above him.
"A fairy?" Weiss asked in a dull tone and unbelieving eyes.
"A fairy!?" Ruby and Nora shouted with stars in their eyes.
"As in I grant wishes kind of fairy? The one in those fairytales." Yang asked skeptically.
"Kinda!" Cosmo answered.
Nora ran up to him as she jumped up and down excitedly "Can you grant my wish? Please? PLEASE!?"
"Are you miserable?" Cosmo asked
"No?" Nora said in confusion.
"Then I can't grant your wish." Cosmo answered.
Nora pouted and folded her arms in disappointment.
"Wait you have to be miserable to get your wish granted?" Jaune asked.
"And under the age of 13." Cosmo said.
"So if you only grant wishes to children who are miserable then why are you here?" Blake asked.
"You guys seriously aren't buying this are you?" Weiss asked as she looked around.
"What's not to believe?" Yang asked.
"Yeah Weiss I mean he is floating, with fairy wings, a crown and you do see the wand?" Ruby said as she gestured to Cosmo who was picking his nose.
Cosmo saw that Weiss was looking at him and he just smiled as he waved at her but the snot from his nose got stuck on his finger as he waved.
"Ok then, 'Cosmo'. Why are you here?" Weiss asked.
"To get you guys and to watch!" Cosmo announced.
"Watch? Watch what exactly?" Pyrrha asked.
"You." Cosmo stated as he waved his wand and poofed them all away as the cloud that poofed them had the words 'MAIN CHARACTERS' on it.
"That was easier than I thought it would be, maybe I should do that with everyone else." Cosmo said as he poofed himself to another room.
He appeared in team CVFY's room and found them all sleeping, he turned himself into an elephant and landed in the room with a thud and woke them all up.
"Ahh!" They all screamed.
Cosmo raised his trunk and made the sound of an elephant, effectively fully waking them up. He turned back into a fairy and laughed.
"I love my job!" Cosmo shouted and poofed them away as the cloud had the words 'SIDE CHARACTERS' on it.
Cosmo then poofed away and reappeared in team CRDL's room, he looked around and decided to wake them up by turning into a green T-Rex and roaring. They all woke up and screamed in fear.
"Hi!!" Cosmo shouted in a deep voice and grinned at them, showing them his big sharp teeth.
It was silent for a minute and during that silence, Cosmo heard the sound of running water in the room.
"Did you guys just pee!?" Cosmo asked and they blushed in embarrassed while they stared at him in fear.
"Well as it turns out, I gotta pee too!" Cosmo happily stated as he turned and raised his leg over team CRDL who all curled up in a ball at the corner of the room.
"No!!" They all screamed in fear and Cosmo laughed.
"I'm just kidding." Cosmo said with a chuckle as he turned back to normal and poofed Cardin away as the cloud had the words 'JERK!' on it, his team freaked out but Cosmo already poofed away.
He poofed into Professor Ozpin's office and they all looked at him in shock.
With his usual grin, Cosmo waved "Hi!!"
The teachers looked on in shock and it took a couple of seconds for Ozpin to regain his composure.
"Hello?" Ozpin said warily.
"W-What are you?" Glynda asked.
"Oh I'm your typical Fairy." Cosmo said as he changed his clothes into a frilly dress while he danced around them in the air.
"La, La, La." Cosmo sang in a girly voice, irritating Glynda a bit.
"Well Mr. Fairy-" Ozpin started but Cosmo cut him off.
"Mr. Fairy was my Great, great, great, great granddad's name. You can call me Cosmo." Cosmo said as he stopped dancing and changed his clothes back to normal.
"Ok Cosmo. What brings you to Beacon?" Ozpin asked as he held onto his cane, ready to attack.
"I actually came to get you guys." Cosmo explained as he floated around the room, looking at everything.
"To get us?" Dr. Oobleck asked.
"And where will you be taking us exactly?" Ozpin asked calmly.
"To watch." Cosmo said and poofed them all away with the words 'TEACHERS' on the cloud.
"Progress!" Cosmo shouted and poofed away.
~
Cosmo poofed into Shade Academy, specifically team SSSN's room. He looked to see them all sleeping on the floor with a bunch of empty snacks around them, their videogames were still on and multiple soda cans were on the floor around them.
"Man these guys sure know how to party." Cosmo said as he looked around and changed his clothes. He now wore an Elvis outfit with a green afro to match "ALRIGHT DUDES LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!"
This caused the boys to wake up with a jolt "What the-"
Before they could say anything, Cosmo posed "Thank you, thank you very much."
They then poofed away and the cloud had the words 'BRO'S!' on it.
Cosmo then poofed away to another part of the world.
~
Cosmo poofed into an office that was situated in a large warehouse and inside that office was a table with Cinder, Neo, Roman, Mercury and Emerald sitting around it. they all jumped in shock at seeing the male fairy.
"Hi!" Cosmo exclaimed with a grin.
"Uh…" Mercury started but he was then poofed away as well as everyone else with the words 'BAD GUYS' on the cloud.
"Bye!" Cosmo exclaimed as he poofed away.
~
Cosmo appeared in front of a couch where Junior, Militia and Melanie sat at in the VIP section of Junior's club. They looked at Cosmo in shock as he danced to the music.
"Ooh, this is my jam!" he started doing awkward dances as they looked at each other then back at him.
He ended his dance with a pose and poofed them all away, also disappearing as well.
~
Cosmo appeared in an Airship with Atlas soldiers all over the place, General Ironwood looked at him in shock as well as Winter and Penny who isn't surprised by most things. Though Cosmo had buzz cut hair, war military uniform and his wand was bazooka with a star at the tip.
"ATTENTION!" Cosmo ordered and some soldiers saluted.
"Threat detected." Penny said as she dashed at Cosmo but he fired his bazooka at the ground below him, causing a massive and green explosion.
When the green dust cleared, Ironwood, Winter, Penny and Cosmo were gone but the Airship was still on fire and falling to the ground.
~
Cosmo appeared in an old bar and saw Qrow Branwen sitting at the bar with a drink in hand, he appeared behind the counter with slicked green hair and a suit as he was cleaning an empty cup.
"Long day huh?" Cosmo asked in a gritty tone.
"Yeah." Qrow answered, not looking up from the counter.
"Yeah, me and the misses had a falling out not too long ago and the bar always made me feel better." Cosmo said.
"Don't I hear it." Qrow answered with a chuckle, still not looking up.
"But that's life ya 'know?" Cosmo said.
"Yeah that's life." Qrow said with a sigh as he sipped on his drink "What's your name any way's?"
"Cosmo." Cosmo said with his normal voice.
"What the heck?" Qrow asked at the sudden voice change but as he looked up, he saw Cosmo swinging his wand and hitting him with a poof of green coming after.
~
Cosmo poofed into a small house and as he looked around, he saw Taiyang sleeping on a couch with Zwei next to him as the TV was still on. Zwei sensed Cosmo's presence and immediately barked, effectively waking Taiyang up from his slumber.
"Nice place ya got here." Cosmo said with a grin.
"Uh… who or what are you?" Taiyang asked.
"The name's Cosmo! Fairy, magical God and a fellow dad." Cosmo said.
Taiyang blinked and just accepted it "What brings you here Cosmo?"
"To watch." Cosmo stated as he poofed Taiyang and Zwei away.
Cosmo panted "This job is really tiring."
~
Cosmo poofed into a large house at a dinner table where Ghira and Kali were having dinner, they looked at him in shock as he licked his lips while looking at their food.
"So what are we having?" Cosmo asked as he rubbed his hands, looking at the variety of food.
Ghira launched at Cosmo but both of them were poofed away with the words 'RAWR!' on the cloud. Cosmo then ate all the food there and poofed away.
~
Cosmo appeared at the Cotta-Arc household, where Saphron, Terra and Adrien were watching TV. The two jumped in shock when they saw him but Adrien just giggled when he saw Cosmo.
"Hi baby." Cosmo said as he pointed at Adrien.
Adrien waved while the parents were confused but before they could say anything, they were poofed away.
"I wonder how Poof is doing." Cosmo said as he rubbed his chin but then he shrugged "Eh, he's probably fine."
Cosmo then poofed away to another location.
~
Cosmo poofed into a camp, as he looked around and saw Raven and Vernal sparring. He poofed in between them and unfortunately got a boot and fist to the face.
"Oh I am hurt! I am very much hurt!" Cosmo said as he rolled around on the ground while holding his face.
Raven and Vernal looked at him in confusion.
"Who's this crying child and what's he doing in my camp?" Raven asked and Vernal shrugged.
Cosmo flew up and grabbed Raven by the collar "Child!? I'm not a child, I'm a man! A girly, floating, fairy man!"
"This just got weird." Vernal said.
"I know!" Cosmo shouted as he poofed them away and poofed away to a different area.
~
Cosmo poofed into the White Fang base and in the throne room where Sienna, Adam and Ilia were.
"Ding dong!" Cosmo shouted.
"What the hell!?" Adam exclaimed in confusion.
"Ding dong!" Cosmo shouted.
"Uh…" Sienna started but stopped when Cosmo floated to her face.
"Ding!" Cosmo shouted.
"Dong?" Sienna said in question.
"Ding dong!" Cosmo shouted as he poofed them all away and then poofed himself away.
~
Cosmo poofed into a dark desolate castle, at a large throne room with a long table at the center of the room with people sitting around it. These people were Tyrian, Hazel, Arthur Watts and Salem.
"Hi!" Cosmo greeted as he waved.
Salem studied Cosmo for a moment, bewildered by the strange being but she did sense the massive power within him and she knew he wasn't one to be trifled with.
"Hello…" she trailed off hoping for a name.
"I'm Cosmo and I'm a fairy!" Cosmo greeted as he changed his clothes into a frilly dress and started doing ballet in the air as he sang "La, la, la, la."
"And what brings you here Cosmo?" Hazel asked.
Cosmo stopped dancing and grinned at him "TO WATCH!!"
They were all poofed away as Cosmo laughed while he poofed off to another location.
~
Cosmo poofed into the Schnee mansion but he looked different, he was wearing a suit with a large white moustache on his face and a top hat. His wand was now a cane with a star at the tip.
"Pish posh and what not." Cosmo said in a fancy British voice.
"What in blazes!? Guards! Guards!" Jacques called out as he and Whitley watched on in shock.
"Pish posh and why not." Cosmo said as he poofed them away while he laughed as he poofed himself away.
~
Cosmo poofed into a barn now with his normal clothes and looked around, he saw Oscar sleeping and decided to wake him with the only way he knows how.
"HI!" Cosmo shouted, effectively jolting Oscar up and making him fall to the ground.
"What?!" Oscar shouted as he looked around then screamed in fear as he saw Cosmo.
"Magic!" Cosmo shouted as he poofed Oscar away.
He then poofed himself away like nothing happened.
~
Cosmo poofed himself into Beacon's not so secret basement where he saw Amber in her pod.
"Ooh, Hi I'm Cosmo and I'm poofing you away to another place to watch the different universes of yourself and the others with you. Please don't fight and this is just for fun, relay this message." Cosmo said as he poofed her away.
He then poofed away to his final location.
~
Cosmo poofed into a snowy area with a grave in front of him, he relayed the same message to Summer as he raised his wand and poofed her away, also bringing her back to life.
"Finally done! Now to get to the main event." Cosmo said as he poofed away from the RWBY universe.
~
Cosmic Theater
The lobby of the Cosmic Theater was empty but that was until a green poof happened in the middle of the room and team RWBY and team JNPR suddenly appeared. They looked around and freaked out at the unfamiliar location and noticed that they had their normal clothes on.
"Where are we?" Jaune asked.
"One minute we were our room and the next we're here, what is going on!?" Ruby asked.
"Well it must've been Cosmo." Ren stated as he looked at the golden Cosmo fountain in the middle of the lobby "He did say he came to get us."
"Oh yeah, to watch." Weiss said as she rolled her eyes.
"To watch what exactly?" Blake asked.
Everyone else just shrugged as another poof happened on the lobby, revealing to be team CVFY.
"Coco! Velvet!" Ruby asked
"We're here too." Fox said as he rolled his eyes.
"So you guys are here too." Yang said.
"You saw the green elephant too?" Coco asked.
"Green elephant?" Pyrrha asked.
"Y-yeah there was a green elephant in our room and it woke us up then it turned into what I think was a fairy and then we were here." Velvet quietly explained.
"He turned into an elephant!?" Nora asked excitedly.
Another poof happened on the lobby and it revealed to be Cardin.
"Ugh, he's here too?" Coco said as she glared at Cardin while Velvet hid behind her.
"Where the heck am I?" Cardin asked but he was just ignored.
"So he turned into an elephant?" Blake asked as Coco nodded.
"A loud one at that." Coco answered.
Another poof happened and the teachers in Beacon appeared.
"What are you all doing here?" Glynda asked in surprise.
"It appears Cosmo sent all of us to an unknown location. Do any of your Scrolls work?" Ozpin asked but he sighed when they all shook their heads.
"Not to worry children, this reminds me of a certain story of…" Port started but Oobleck cut him off.
"This is not the time for one of your exaggerated tales." Oobleck stated.
"Exaggerated!?" Port shouted.
Another poof happened and this time it revealed to be team SSSN.
"You guys are here as well huh?" Jaune asked.
"What the!?" Sun asked as he looked around.
"This is weird." Scarlet said.
"Tell me about it." Shade commented.
Another poof happened and this time it was Roman. Emerald, Mercury, Cinder and Neo.
"Oh goodie, the bad guys are here." Yang stated with a face palm "Anyone else?"
Another poof happened and the Malachite twins and Junior also appeared.
"I should really learn how to keep my mouth shut." Yang said with a groan.
Roman looked and saw all the Beacon teachers and freaked out "Argh this is bad, really bad!"
"Where are we?" Emerald asked.
"That's what we wanna know." Sun answered.
"Red!? You're here too?" Roman asked as Ruby nodded.
"Aren't you supposed to be in jail?" Ruby asked.
Roman scoffed "Like Roman Torchwick could ever get caught."
"Got you." Glynda said as grabbed Roman by the back of his collar.
"Dang it." Roman said.
"Of all the places I had to get stuck in a room with you." Junior said with a sigh as he looked at Yang.
"Hey I said I was sorry didn't I!?" Yang protested.
"Sorry doesn't cover the damage kid." Junior said with a growl.
"Yeah you should know that." Militia said.
"You really should." Melanie agreed.
"I wasn't talking to you!" Yang shouted as her eyes got red.
Another poof happened and this revealed to be Winter, Ironwood and Penny. They looked around and they were glad they weren't dead but confused as to where they were as they recognized familiar faces.
"Ozpin!? Glynda!? What is this?" James asked.
"I really don't know." Ozpin answered with a shrug.
"That's unexpected." Blake whispered to Pyrrha as she nodded in agreement.
"Weiss?" Winter asked.
"Winter!?" Weiss screeched in confusion.
"You know her Weiss?" Ruby asked.
"Yeah, that's my sister." Weiss said.
"SISTER!?" the teens shouted in confusion and shock.
"So the Ice queen is technically an Ice princess?!" Yang said in shock.
Bothe Schnee's glared at her and Yang felt literal ice taking over her body.
"Roman Torchwick!" Ironwood shouted as he glared at the criminal.
Roman just lazily saluted as he sat down on one of the couches in the lobby "Nice to see you too general."
Another poof happened and this revealed to be Qrow.
"This is strange." Qrow said as he looked around and rubbed his head "What was in that drink?"
"UNCLE QROW!!" Ruby shouted as she launched at Qrow and hugged him "Hi."
"Ruby? Yang? Oz? What the hell is going on?" Qrow asked as he looked at everyone.
"That's what we want to know." Yatsuhashi said as he walked around.
Qrow spotted Winter and they both glared at each other as electricity sparked between them.
"Ice Queen." Qrow stated with a smirk.
"Drunk." Winter spat.
Cinder rolled her eyes "The sexual tension is deafening."
Both of them snapped their heads to Cinder and shouted "SHUT UP!"
Another poof happened and this time it revealed to be Taiyang, Zwei, Ghira, Kali, Jacques, Whitely, Saphron, Terra and Adrien.
"Dad!?" Yang, Ruby, Weiss and Blake shouted in shock as they saw their fathers.
"Mom!?" Blake also shouted.
"Weiss? Winter?" Whitley asked in shock and awe.
"Ozpin, Ironwood? I demand to know what is the meaning of this!" Jacques shouted.
"Blake!" Ghira and Kali shouted as they hugged their daughter.
"Sis!?" Jaune shouted as he looked at Saphron and Terra "Oh and sis in law."
Pyrrha snapped her head at the Arc family reunion and tried to make herself look presentable to what she hoped would be her future family.
Taiyang hugged his daughters but then he saw Qrow and they both nodded at each other.
"Can anyone tell me what's going on?" Terra asked as she held onto Adrien who laughed.
Another poof happened and this revealed to be Adam, Raven, Vernal, Ilia and Sienna.
"What the-" Adam was about to say but when he saw Jacques Schnee he saw red "YOU!!"
He was about to charge but Raven held him back while the others looked on in shock.
"Easy Taurus, you don't want to do something you might regret." Raven said.
"You're right but I won't regret it." Adam growled.
"Yes you will, stand down." Sienna commanded and he just growled but calmed himself down.
"Mom?" Yang asked as she looked at Raven.
Raven sighed "This is too soon."
Another poof happened and this time it was Hazel, Tyrian, Watts and Salem. At the appearance of Salem, everyone was immediately weary and Ozpin was in complete shock.
"Salem…" Ozpin said.
"Who?" Ruby asked.
"The creator of all Grimm." Cinder stated as she gulped.
Most looked at her in shock while Salem just rolled her eyes as she sat on one of the sofa's.
"Where's Cosmo?" Salem asked.
"It appears he's not here milady." Arthur answered.
"But he will be soon." Salem said as she felt her magic no longer there.
Another poof happened and this one was more shocking then the last, it was Amber, Oscar and Summer.
Everyone was shocked at the sudden appearance while the three looked on in confusion.
"W-where am I?" Amber said as she clutched her head.
"Taiyang? Ruby? Yang? Qrow? Raven?" Summer asked as tears welled up in her eyes, she ran over to hug them as they hugged back while Oscar looked around in confusion and fear.
Suddenly the lights dimmed and this surprised everyone once again.
"What the-" Tyrian was about to say but a spotlight appeared at the center of the room and standing there was Cosmo in a pose.
"One. One, two, three." Cosmo started as he snapped his fingers while music began playing.
You guys are average teens and you guys are adults You guys are villains and you're supposed to be dead but I brought all of you here for one special thing Cause I'm a magic fairy who grants every wish cause in reality I am an odd parent, fairly odd parent
Cosmo sang as he flew around them then her flew in front of them
With wands and wings and floaty crowny things Odd parent, fairly odd parent! Grants every wish, I can conjure! like Bucktooth, rubber goose, green moose, lava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries chocolate shake!
Cosmo sang as he made all the things he mentioned appear, amazing everyone.
Odd parent, fairly odd parent! I can grant wishes for you and me cause I'm a fairly odd parent!
Cosmo finished with fireworks and some clapped at the performance while the rest were stunned
"Ya get it?" Cosmo asked.
"Uhh…" Qrow began.
"I'm a Fairy God Parent and I got bored so I Poofed you guys here to watch different versions of well you!" Cosmo shouted.
"Different versions of us?" Blake asked.
"Can you explain more clearly please?" Glynda asked.
"Imagine for example, Ruby was a superhero or she was an alien or a robot. I brought you here to see that and much more." Cosmo explained.
"But why?" Ozpin asked.
"For the laughs and maybe learning something but mostly for the laughs!" Cosmo shouted as he danced.
"I'm in!" Nora shouted.
"Me too!" Ruby shouted.
"That fast!?" Weiss asked.
Yang shrugged "Eh, better than what we usually do."
"Great! But we're gonna have to do it tomorrow because you guys look super tired, head to the elevator and go to the second floor. There are rooms that are classified for you and I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Wait-" Ironwood was about to say but Cosmo disappeared already.
The words 'END CHAPTER' were written in the air.