Author's note: wow. Lotsa reviews . This being said because when I looked at my yahoo account "I haven't been there in ages" I was like... O.o…. O.O… o.o… (I should've continued…Oh I should have.)… But since this story was in demand by some people... 24 reviews! More than my other stories -.-, I decided to put out more for ya to read! Enjoy.

Disclamer: DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!

Chapter 5: Meet me

It was weird.

VERY weird.

To Naruto, it was like Sasuke had become a crack addict and done something totally opposite of what he should have done.

Why?

Because, as soon as Naruto realized they had climbed out of the water, Sasuke glared at him before drying out his clothes with a nearby towel, and after tossing it to Naruto, began to laugh like a maniac.

And this was Sasuke.

Laughing.

"Sasuke… are you going crazy? If so, I will be oh so glad to…like... Come back later….Just don't hurt me!"

"Woooo, Naruto, you are the only and I do mean only person who has dared touch me, let alone throw me in my own pool. Next, you break it by saying I'M annoying, when you came into MY house, and tried to be MY friend. Next, you become even MORE annoying when I see you trying to involve me in activities which I decided before hand I Wasn't going to do. And now, I am laughing. You are truly the character Naruto."

Naruto, looking at Sasuke, who was now heading for the door with a smile on his face, laughed at himself, wrapping the towel around his towel in his own sense of pride.

"I am aren't I?"

"Now die."

Naruto saw Sasuke coming, but before he could react, it was too late. Sasuke calmly ushered an uppercut so powerful that it caused him to land back into the water he had just emerged from. When he looked up from the water's surface, he saw Sasuke's retreating figure heading back into the house, hands in pockets, whispering the word he knew was coming.

"Dumbass."

And for the time that Naruto watched the Uchina retreat, he knew what he was secretly doing, and caused him it caused him to follow suit. And in a secret meeting from Naruto's eyes to Sasuke's back, they genuinely smiled at each other.

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"You still didn't answer to me Sasuke."

"And I still don't know what your fucking problem is. You are not my master, or my father. I can do as I want."

"Then can you at least tell me why?"

Sasuke and Naruto had a change of clothes, taking their conversation to a new place of the real reason why Sasuke had started to smoke and do all of these things. Naruto obviously didn't get very far, before… well… Sasuke got pissed 'pretty' fast.

"If you wanna know how it feels, and why I do it, why not try it with me? Maybe that would shut you up."

"OHMYGOD!"

"What?"

"You offered to share! YOU! Man, you must love me by now or something."

"Bastard. I don't 'love' anyone."

"Then why did you let me stay?"

"Because I fuckin wanted you to stay."

"That's love Sasuke."

"…"

"After all, you said I was the first one to befriend you out of being 'random'"

"Do you EVER shut UP?"

"But I love you Sasuke."

Involuntary, Sasuke spat out his cup of milk that he had been drinking from the start of the conversation, turning his head to the side so that it could not land on Naruto anywhere, and as for the landing of it, it went everywhere. He cursed to himself, thinking of how to get that cleaned.

"Naruto. Love is a pointless thing. Only fools fall in love."

"Well then, I must be a fool for yo- OH! It's my phone!... wait. Its probably Iruka checking up on me, ill be just a sec."

Sasuke glared him down with another look of death only he was able to create. He was giving him a look of 'Get-the-HELL-off-the-damn-phone.' Naruto paid no mind, nor seemingly cared as he ran over to the couch to his cell phone, whose ringer was set to 'one winged angel'.

"Hello! What's up Iruka? Didn't we just talk?"

"Who the hell is Iruka? Is he your lover?"

"Gaaaaaaara! I'm soo glad you called me! Odd. I never get calls from anyone other than my Father-like figure. He is NOT my lover, silly silly little boy."

Sasuke at this point was about to get u and walk away. Not only had Naruto stopped talking to him to speak with some person on the phone, but this person he was now speaking to was Gaara. Not to mention the way Naruto dragged out his name, making it sound like a nickname. Oooooh… if Sasuke only had some time to met with Gaara, he would make sure that time would be his last times on EARTH. At this point, Sasuke couldn't really hear what Gaara was saying, because Naruto walked to the end of the room, cupping the phone like a baby.

"Uh huh uh huh, I bet you aren't little. Naaw, I'm not busy at the moment. Why? ARE you SURE? OO! That's so nice of you. See you in a few. Bye-bye."

He turned to see a fuming Sasuke, glaring at him with the intensity of a thousand suns. Well… Not a thousand, because then he would burn himself.

"Oooo, what's wrong Sasuke-baby?"

"I am not your 'baby', and what was he talking about?"

"He said he wanted to rape me, and he thought that I would enjoy it since I'm living with someone who can't possibly fill my needs for wild monkey sex."

"…..."

"KIDDING! Just KIDDING! Man! I would KILL if I had a camera for each of those times you made these little faces Sasuke. I really don't know what you think I am, but all Gaara wants is to have me over for a game of pool. Its nothing else, so don't get your panties up in a bunch because I'm with him. After all, I have you to come back home to. And trust me-"

Naruto walked over to Sasuke, who was trying at this point to look away and ignore him with all of his might and soul. He bent down to whisper into his ear, gently rubbing it with his mouth before he spoke, sending vibrations down Sasuke's side.

"I want you, and only you Sasuke."

And with that being said, Naruto bent down lower to place his lips on Sasuke, forcing a kiss that parted Sasuke's lips and giving Naruto a taste of his mouth. After a second of doing so, Naruto pulled away, a look of disgust on his face.

"EW! Sasuke, you taste like cigarettes! Brush your teeth, and clean your mouth up so we can do it right!"

"Naruto, do you reall-"

"Seeya,gottago, BYE!"

And with those words said, Naruto ran out of the mansion, heading in the directions memorized through the phone. Although he literally ran out the door, he couldn't have- Shouldn't have missed the broken expression on Sasuke's face after he had released contact.

He was blushing.

Ok, that was a LOT of talking. I just felt like doing a bunch of convo, so I did. Keep in mind that I wrote this at 4:35 AM, so I do not deserve to be killed. ;.;.

And, I have very specific plans for the story at this point, so I'm going to start writing it better ASAP.

Also, for that one anonymous review guy who sad that I was touched by my uncle, actually found that funny, however, it is not really appropriate to review like that when you can simply hit the "back" button.

I LOVE you, the ones that DO review well! AND DO SO …

NOW!