Authors note: papow papow. I'm back. I need a muse that uses Msn messenger. o.o…. or I will lose focus of meh story. And since this story has gotten five reviews, I have to follow up with a new chapter. ; . ;

And I remember in one review I was stabbed….

"takes knife and licks it non-existence through pure sexual abilities"

my response. He he… though I would like better reviews then simply "more please". Even "your story is teh sex!" will do. "Laugh"

oh, 36 reviews… wow.. I guess you all are TRYING to make me continue this story to the end… evil bitches… joking. Juust joking…

Warning: OMG SASUKE AND NARUTO KISSED! … its yaoi… woooow….

Disclaimer: ET don't phone home. If he does, then he will be sued.

Naruto was just about to let Sasuke have his way until he realized that something just wasn't right about his roommate. He looked into his eyes during a kiss they shared, realizing then and there that his eyes seemed a bit glazed over a bit.

One thing to keep note of an alcoholic was to look tem in the eyes every so often.

And Sasuke got a hot steaming F when it came to this checkup.

Naruto hesitantly pulled him off of him and forced his own hormones to settle down before Sasuke made a lunge for him, marking the start of round two. In an effortless counter, Naruto was sitting on his back while clutching Sasuke's arm behind his back, and he was at an angle that any movement caused Sasuke his on discomfort. Naruto smirked when he realized that Sasuke wasn't completely drunk (more like had a very high tolerance) when he replied to his calculated counter attack

"Wait… How the" –hic –"hell you know how to do that? I thought you didn't like to fight!"

Naruto leaned down beside Sasuke's unmovable body, laughing at how helpless the boy below him was. He began to whisper, so that Sasuke could be tortured for putting himself in such a vulnerable state.

"Well I wrestle, and guess what'll One on one matches are a squench for me. Guess you don't know everything about me do ya? But that's off the subject. What have you been doing here without me?"

His fox suit did nothing to protect him from the hormones of the cornered boy below him as he growled, struggling to get free. A slight laugh from Naruto marked that he was pleased as he shifted his position so fast that Sasuke had to focus in order to keep from throwing up.

When the shuffling was over, Naruto was on top of Sasuke in the most confusing of ways, it looked like Naruto was riding Sasuke on his belly, while Sasuke was transfixed on not moving. Though it seemed that it should be easy for him to move, He soon realized each time his muscles tense, all Naruto would do would stretch his body out and cause him immense pain from what to seem to be all around the center of his arms and legs.

"What are you-"

"The Saturday night ride. It's a wrestling move that once put in; you have to be hellavalot of flexible to get out of without throwing the match. And since we are in this position, I want answers. And fast."

Sasuke showed signs of disobedience that were soon silenced by Naruto's sheer will power of stretching. Sasuke could only curse as his position was made final till he cracked.

"Ok. Now that you're no longer horny about this, tell me what you did this for."

"None of your business."

"hmm? I might reward you if you tell me the truth."

"reward?"

Naruto bent down, causing his lips to ease over Sasuke's, in a heartwarming kiss. Sadly, as Sasuke closed his eyes to embrace it, they never came. In anger, Sasuke's eyes flared open, glaring daggers at Naruto with a passion.

"Willing to talk?"

"Eat shit."

"hmm?"

"STOP IT WITH THE HMMSSS! YOUR HURTING MY BRAIN!"

"HA HA!"

"STOP LAUGHING!"

"hmm?"

"SEE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME OR WWHAT I SAY!"

"Got ya!"

"oh?... shit."

"Huston, I do believe Mr. Uchiha is having an emo period."

"Get off."

"All right. We have to get to school tomorrow, se ya in the morning… roommate."

Sasuke snarled at Naruto while he let himself go from what was the weirdest position he was in with Naruto the entire time he had known the blond. Naruto rushed away knowing that his fox suit made it that more liable for molestation. He ran up the stairs into the bathroom, and then to wash himself for the night, a routine Sasuke had gotten used to in such very little time.

Sasuke was shocked to find that he was beginning to have a headache he was supposed to have in the morning right now.

So much for high tolerance.

He headed up the stairs, and then to the bathroom, where he saw Naruto stripped from the top on down, so that he was only dressed in his underwear. He was washing his teeth when he defensively turned around, making a cross sign with his toothbrush and his hand, saying "Get back you child molester!" .

Sasuke ignored him as he began to fumble for his own brush to wash his teeth; he knew that even though his breath was fresh, it was more of a chance that his teeth would fall out if he didn't wash them. He could simply take a shower in the morning to wash himself.

Seconds after he tried to get his brain to focus on brushing his teeth and ignoring Naruto's obvious existence, the said blond put up his brush and rinsed out, turning to Sasuke. He grabbed the toothbrush out of his hand and began to brush the Uchiha's teeth with the force of a storm, giving no time for the Uchiha's mind to react.

"heY! WHAT ARE YO-"

"Look. If – eww… what the hell was THAT- if I don't brush your teeth, you might never get them cleaned correctly in time for us to kiss correctly."

"Naruto…"

"DONE!"

With him forcing Sasuke to spit out water to rinse out the remaining toothpaste, Naruto ushered both of them back into bed, where surprisingly Sasuke was resisting, though his headache wouldn't let him do too much.

Naruto stripped Sasuke down to his boxers as well in record time, allowing his hands to ease Sasuke's pain in the mental area. Sasuke didn't want to complain as Naruto slid him into his own bed, letting him slip into a light sleep before his pride kicked back in.

"Who the HELL are you to do THIS? I didn't tell you to do this shit?"

"I do it because I care. You idiot. No repayment needed."

Naruto planted an open mouthed kiss on Sasuke's lips, using Sasuke's shock to his words to allow his tongue to roam free for a patch of seconds before it was pulled out by force. Naruto kissed Sasuke's forehead softly before he turned around to face the opposing direction, giving a warning to Sasuke before he nodded of to sleep himself.

"Hey. If you molest me, I will come after you in your DREAMS!"

a chuckle from Sasuke gave him the message that he got it, as the brunette wrapped his arms around the blond from behind.

"Whatever. you dobe.".

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"Naruto! Hurry the hell up!"

"It not my fault you had to take a shower in the morning too!"

"you think I could have taken one last NIGHT?"

"oh SHUT UP YOU DAMNED DRUNKARD"

They rushed through that morning, the Tuesday starting out pretty bad to be the third day of school. Luckily for the two of them the road connecting to the school was easy to take, and they made it there to the front doors just in time. They ran to their class, realizing that once again, they had the same period together.

They looked upon the classroom door, the title of the class in bold letters.

Jutsu learning and creation class.

(Jlacc for short)

they rushed in, and at the same time they dashed into the classroom the bell ran behind them signifying that if they were seconds off, they would have been late to class.

They both looked up from the ground instantly, now realizing that the entire class was here and ready, where they were the only ones to have come in late. No time was allowed in transition for this thought, as a grown female face looked down upon them with a smirk.

"So... you must be Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uzamaki. I hope you two don't stay slackers for life. You two already have unique histories."

Sasuke looked over to the left to see Naruto getting mad at this middle aged woman for bringing up a "past" that he had, and then onto the central desk in the front of the room that spanned out to the entire room.

His eyes caught the name slack in heavy gold and green letters, embodied with symbols of the school, a swirl with leaf looking attachments to the end of them.

Tsunade Tsubasa

And below her name was an inscription that said

"Guess what? You just entered my boot camp for life."

XXXXXXXXX

End story? O.o

Oh, here is some facts on that wrestling move. I am a wrestler, and I know this move very well! I have won matches with it:D

Saturday Night Ride-this move is one of those extras that should be usedly. As the opponent shoots for your legs, hook your arms under their armpits (don't lock hands). In the same fluid motion using the leverage from your hands, turn and sort of "toss" them onto their back. DO NOT FALL OFF! You should be stomach to stomach with the other wrestler. Try to hook your legs first going outside (legs spread), then go underneath their legs and hook ankles over theirs. Then spread your legs once again. You should not be in pain, but the person underneath you should have a red face from exertion and pain. Insert arms once again underneath armpits and pull up, pinning them.