Who Line Is it Anyway
Include Yami, Yugi, Ryou and Bakura
Warning! This is a Yaoi pairing so there will be, you know what I mean, lemon and bad words
Dark Magician Girl: Good evening everyone and welcome to who line is it anyway, on tonight show, the person with the face of god , it Yami
Yami: Thank you
Dark Magician Girl: The boy who look like her mother Yugi
Yugi: Okay
Dark Magician Girl: The Angel that came from the hospital, it Ryou
Ryou: I do not
Dark Magician Girl: And the devil who came back from hell, it Bakura
Bakura: When this it done, you will go to hell
Dark Magician Girl: And I'm your host for today so let get started
Than she went to her desk
Dark Magician Girl: Alright people, I have great news, in my other chapter, I cut out some so this time I will have a full one and they get to do something with me so let get started to a game call Question Only and this is all four of you and Yami and Yugi start of first
Than they went to the stage as Ryou in on the left and Bakura is on the right
Dark Magician Girl: And the scene is you are in a Daytime Soap opera and it question only so go ahead
Yami: Have you seen my light
Yugi: Can you see I'm here
Yami: Why did you leave me Yugi, why did you leave me for three years
Yugi: And you told me that I'm not a virgin As he look away
Yami: That because my heart is not telling me the right thing
Yugi: How does this feel?
Soon without notice, Yugi kiss Yami as the auditions claps their hands, than Yami hold him close for a deep one and they stop the kiss
Yami: Yugi I…
BEEP
Than Yami left and Bakura went out
Bakura: Are you Ms Felops as he held out his hand
Than yugi shake his hand but it was to fuuny that…
BEEP
He left and Ryou came out
Bakura: Are you Ryou
Ryou: Yes I'm Ryou
Bakura: You lost your freaking ring
Ryou: So what, I have wings
Bakura: Oh you…
BEEP
Than Yami came out
Ryou: Are you Mr Felops?
Yami: Yes, so what I am
Ryou: You do release that you are going to be a father
Yami: What! But who the mothers
Ryou: And I thought you knew
Yami: Well till I have did something with someone
Ryou: Oh my
BEEP
Than Yugi came out as Ryou went back
Yugi: I heard the news
Yami: You did, what news?
Yugi; Didn't Ryou told you
Yami: Only that he told me that I not a virgin
Yugi: But do you know who the mother
Yami: No clue, are you my wife?
Yugi: Well I…
Yami: And I will said it again
Than Yami kneel down and took his hand
Yami: Will you be my long wife
Yugi: Yami I…
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Dark Magician Girl: To late
Than they all went back to their seats
Dark Magician Girl: But remember to invite me on your wedding
Yami: If we want to
Dark Magician Girl: Alright, now let go on a game call Weird Newcaster and this is for all four of you and Ryou and Bakura will be the host
Than they came out as Ryou and Bakura took the chair and put it in the middle as they sat on it while Yugi is on the left and Yami on the right
Dark Magician Girl: Ryou is the Anchor and Bakura is the Co-Anchor, Bakura you are a villain of crazed James Bond villain but you are also a wacko person
Bakura: Now that better
Dark Magician Girl: Yugi, you are the sport caster and you spot a cute puppy
Yugi: That not hard
Dark Magician Girl: But you saw the puppy transform into a alien dog as the dog want to kill you and you pretend to jump of a building
Yugi: Why can't I get a easy one
Dark Magician Girl: And Yami, you are a psycho person with a chain saw
Yami: What!
Bakura: Why can't I take that part
Dark Magician Girl: Because the last time you were like that, I have to call the police to get you, beside Yami you only do to Ryou and Bakura but after that, you went to Yugi and you made love but only kissing
Yami; Oh great
Dark Magician Girl: Just pretend it the weekend. So when you heard the music, you can start
Than the intro music start as they start
Ryou: Good evening everyone and welcome to the six o'clock nes, our top news, boy in a days had notice that they are half girl and half boy, what the reason, who know and let hear our co-anchor Bakura
Bakura: Thank you asshole, well Mr Bond, I see that you got away again! Perhaps you like to make love to my maid before you die! As he laugh his evil laugh And maybe you
Die as well you son of a bitch!
Ryou: Okay and let go over to Yugi
Yugi: Thank you, on tonight we have… than he saw a cute puppy Hi there little puppy, you look so cute but soon it turn into a alien dog Oh shit
Than he ran all over the studio, than he went behind his seat and he jump and lie down on the ground
Ryou: This just in, remember to feed your puppy well
Bakura: Yes, let that fucking bastard die
Ryou: And let go over with the weather Yami
Soon he pretend that he on his chain saw
Yami: Today we have suuny day, so let cut out this sunny days
Than he pretend to cut out the paper, soon he cut the chairs as Ryou and Bakura fell to the ground, soon he put away his chain saw and went to Yugi but we can't see what he doing
Dark Magician Girl: Okay?
To be continue on part two…
During the show, no one can see what Yami do with Yugi but they went to back stage and they did make love
"Yugi, no one can see us from here" said Yami
"So that means we…"
He kissed him, cutting off his sentence, then he grabbed Yugi's shirt and pulled downwords sharply, and in the next minute, they were making love. Yugi wanted to continue kissing, wanted to make love here. Than he kissed his left ear down his neck
"So Yugi, will you marry me, for real"
"Yes for real"
DMG: How sweet, please review
