The Boondocks: Freemans vs Stinkmeaner Scene
"An old enemy?" Ozpin wondered with a hum.
"Sounds ominous." Glynda stated as she felt that she wouldn't be much of a fan of this dimension.
"Sounds like we're in for a fight." Taiyang commented with a smirk.
Yang cheered as she punched her palm "Awesome!"
"Last one was an amazing spectacle but I wouldn't mind seeing a brawl or two." Jinn said, it's been a while since she's seen those and the only on she'd seen recently was that fight between the Ruby girl and the Bull man.
"I doubt this will top the utter destruction my punches did to that guy." Ruby said as she pointed at Adam who glared at her.
"I mean it won't but this one is gonna be one to remember." Cosmo said as he laughed and poofed back to his seat and started the dimension.
The dimension started by showing Ozpin in just a speedo as Qrow, who wore a black suit, was standing in front of him but he had a crazy look in his eyes.
"Well that's one way to start this." Taiyang said as he chuckled at Ozpin's attire.
Ozpin held his forehead in embarrassment as some started to laugh at the headmaster's appearance.
"Never thought I'd see this side of you, professor." Glynda teased.
"Me neither." Ruby said as she did not want to be this close to her teachers.
"I don't mind." Salem said with a smirk as she took in Ozpin, all of him.
"Qrow!?" Ozpin asked in shock "Are you on that stuff? Snap out of it Qrow! Cocaine is one hell of a drug."
"Before you even think about saying anything, no I don't do drugs." Qrow stated as they all looked at him.
Winter smiled 'Maybe there's hope for you yet.'
"I'd like to kill myself through alcohol thank you very much." Qrow stated as Winter let out a frustrated scream.
"YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME!?" Qrow shouted but his voice actually sounded like Tyrian's instead "YOU DON'T REMEMBER MY NAME!?"
"Why do I sound like that psycho!?" Qrow exclaimed.
"Yeah! This is weird!" Tyrian exclaimed in confusion.
"And why is he screaming the whole time?" Roman asked.
Qrow through a punch which launched Ozpin back but Qrow wasn't done as he approached him.
"WHAT'S MY NAME FAUNA!?" Qrow shouted as he kicked Ozpin to the wall who let out a scream.
"WHOA!" Sienna shouted.
"Hey man! You can't say that!" Sun shouted.
"Well clearly that's not me! Well at least not actually me." Qrow reasoned.
"Why?" Ruby asked in confusion.
"Only Faunus can use that word," Blake explained "Lots of historical reasons."
"Ohh…" Ruby and Yang said at the new information.
"He is kicking your ass." Taiyang stated with a laugh.
"AAH AIN'T MY NAME! MY MOMMA DIDN'T NAME ME AHH!" Qrow yelled as he was face to face with Ozpin.
A few laughed at this but most were just worried for his safety.
"I'm totally gonna use that." Cinder said with a smirk.
"WHAT'S MY NAME FAUNA!? WHAT'S MY NAME!?" Qrow shouted.
"Tyrian!" Blake shouted.
Qrow turned around to see child versions of Blake and Yang glaring at him at the other side of the hall.
"DING! DING! DING! THAT'S RIGHT FAUNA!" Qrow shouted.
"Tyrian!?" Everyone shouted in confusion.
Ozpin snapped his fingers "Ah! He's possessed."
"What?" Qrow asked.
"Like Cosmo said, an enemy that is unwanted returns for revenge. Tyrian must've been that enemy and he has returned for revenge." Ozpin explained.
"Wait so me, Blake and Professor Ozpin are a family!?" Yang exclaimed in shock.
"Yup! Ozpin is your granddad and you're his two granddaughters." Cosmo said
"This is so weird." Blake said.
"Better than your brother being your dad, I'll tell you that." Raven said as she shuddered at the dimension.
"And in this dimension, you guys are still kids." Ruby said.
"Wow." Jaune said in surprise.
"So first I'm an actual psychopath and now I'm possessed by one?" Qrow asked with a frown.
"Everything is coming up Qrow…" Taiyang joked but after seeing that Qrow was not amused he stopped.
"Yeah you do a lot of crazy stuff." Cosmo said "But look on the bright side, you're married and have a kid in this one."
"I do?" Qrow asked in shock.
"He does!?" Winter exclaimed with her jaw dropped
"Excuse me I'm just gonna," Ironwood said as he reached into Winter's coat pocket and took 100 Lien and put it back as he smirked at her "I win by the way."
"Mr. Branwen?" Yang asked in confusion.
"I don't know how you got here Tyrian but you're going back to hell." Blake said as she held onto Ozpin's cane.
"Blake! You know better to curse!" Kali exclaimed in disappointment.
"Something tells me I'm not just cursing at him." Blake said.
"OH YEAH! I'M GOING BACK AND I'M TAKING Y'ALL WITH ME IN A FIRST CLASS CABIN ON THE ASS WHOOPIN EXPRESS!" Qrow shouted as he approached them "ALL ABOARD! WOO! WOO!"
"Ha! This dude's comedy gold!" Mercury laughed.
"Somebody write that down cause I gotta use it when I fight someone!" Yang exclaimed with a laugh.
Glynda giggled and Ozpin looked at her in surprise "Glynda?"
"It was quite humorous." Glynda said as she continued to giggle, in fact the whole situation is a bit funny when you look at it.
Blake threw the cane at Ozpin and he caught it, now looking battle ready as Yang and Blake circled Qrow.
"Two kids and an old man? Easy." Tyrian said with a laugh.
"You'll be eating those words." Qrow said as he hoped that his skills didn't transfer to his other dimension counterpart.
Blake glared at him as Qrow smirked at her and she jumped with multiple kicks but he blocked them and sent a kick of his own which she blocked but he kept going with his own kicks to which she dodged and blocked and as she went for a punch, he blocked but she went for a tackle which wasn't strong enough as Qrow kneed her in the face.
"Blake!" Ghira and Kali shouted in worry.
"Dang he's good!" Sun exclaimed.
"Well he is fighting a little kid." Neptune said.
"A little kid with moves." Ruby added as she was impressed at Blake's hand to hand combat.
Ozpin went for a swing to which Qrow dodged and hit Ozpin with a thrust of the palm which knocked him back as Qrow went back to Blake with a barrage of punches that she barely blocked and one sent her to the ground.
"Okay this is bad." Jaune said as he saw how easy the fight was for Qrow.
"Don't worry, I'll take him down." Yang said with a smirk.
Yang ran at him and went for a few jabs which he blocked easily and he hit her with a powerful palm strike to her back which sent her to the ground.
"You'll take him down huh?" Weiss asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Blake tag in." Yang said as she awkwardly coughed while Blake sighed.
Blake flipped up high in the air as she sent multiple punches and kicks Qrow's way but he dodged and once she landed on the ground, he went for stomp kicks but she retaliated with her own kicks as Yang joined the fray but that still wasn't enough to even touch him.
"This bad, they're fighting an actual huntsman and they're just kids." Summer said in worry.
"This is a losing battle." Raven said.
"I'm surprise they held out this long." Glynda said.
"They've got potential." Qrow said.
Qrow knocked Yang away with a punch and he went to kick Blake who dodged and as Ozpin came along, he gave him an uppercut kick as Blake ducked under another kick and flipped over him to send a kick which he blocked. She rolled under him and jumped but he kicked her midair.
"Damn Qrow you're dangerous, thanks for the skills pal." Tyrian said with a laugh as Qrow glared at him.
"Is he just toying with them at this point?" Weiss asked in worry.
"No, I think they are giving him some kind of a challenge but the odds don't look well in their favor." Penny said.
Suddenly Ozpin's cane gripped Qrow's arm but Ozpin was pulled forward and knocked all the way to the living room wall.
"OOH!" They exclaimed as they cringed at the powerful blow.
Blake ran towards him but Qrow took her down with a chop to the neck as he laughed.
"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?" Qrow asked in amusement as he looked around at the defeated family.
"Now that's what I call an ass whooping." Emerald said.
"Complete devastation." Mercury said in a robotic voice and the two laughed.
"GET A BAR! GET YO BARS UP!" Qrow shouted as Blake and Ozpin nodded at each other "FAUNA!"
"They have a plan?" Ruby asked with hope.
"Hopefully it works." Pyrrha said.
Blake ran at him and sent a powerful kick to the face but he blocked it and back handed her with his fist but that was the distraction since Ozpin used his cane to pull Qrow to the ground and he got on top of him.
"Great it worked!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Now what?" Blake asked.
"This looks really, really uncomfortable." Ozpin said as he watched the scene.
"Why didn't you have pants on?" Qrow asked with a groan.
"GET OFF ME!" Qrow shouted as he flipped Ozpin over and started strangling him but didn't notice Yang with a lamp in hand.
"Wait Yang, what are you doing!?" Qrow asked with widened eyes.
"Sorry Qrow." Yang said as she smirked.
"Not the lamp!" Ozpin shouted but Yang slammed the lamp on his head anyway "Dammit girl! Do you know how much that lamp cost!?"
"Well excuse me for saving your life you cheapskate!" Yang exclaimed as Ozpin laughed awkwardly.
"I'MMA KILL YOU!" Qrow shouted as Yang grabbed a vase and walked back to them.
"Oh no." Jaune said as most were smiling in amusement, him included.
"Not the vase!" Ozpin shouted but that fell to deaf ears as Yang slammed the vase down on Qrow's head which had him dizzy.
"One more!" Nora exclaimed.
"C'mon! Go for the KO!" Yang cheered.
"Girl not the geisha! It's a collectable!" Ozpin shouted but Yang ignored him and slammed the geisha down on Qrow's head which finally knocked him out.
"That's what you get! Motherfucker!" Yang shouted as the screen went dark.
"Language Yang!" Raven shouted as Yang looked sheepish.
"Sorry." Yang apologized as Cosmo teleported in front of them.
"Well what'd you think?" Cosmo asked.
"Well I saw Professor Ozpin almost naked." Weiss said as she shuddered.
"I'm scarred for life!" Ruby exclaimed with a grin.
"But at least we know how to get rid of possessed people." Yang said with a grin.
"Break expensive stuff on their head!" Nora said with a laugh.
Winter groaned "What's next Cosmo?"
"Oh well the next one is gonna show you a bunch of creeps being…creeps!" Cosmo exclaimed with a laugh.