Thelonelyisland – The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj John Waters)
"A bunch of creeps being creeps huh?" Weiss asked.
"Oh so it's gonna be about Cardin?" Ruby asked innocently and soon almost everyone burst out laughing at the implication as Cardin glared at her "What? What'd I say?"
"Don't worry Cardin, it isn't about you." Cosmo said with a laugh.
"But seriously, knowing you. It's gonna get weird fast." Mercury said.
"Aww you know me so well!" Cosmo exclaimed as he poofed back to his seat and started the dimension.
The dimension started by showing Oobleck smiling creepily on a TV with a crowd behind him as he spoke "Hi I'm Doctor Oobleck and this is The Creep."
"I have a bad feeling about this." Oobleck said with a frown.
Sun, Neptune and Scarlet were shown center stage as they were dressed in grey suits with slicked back hair, pencil moustaches and large glasses as they started doing a strange dance and singing in unison.
"Yep weird fast." Mercury said with a raised eyebrow.
"When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl, do the creep! Haah! Do the creep! Haah!" The boys sang as they were shown creepily approaching a group of girls as they ran off and the scene changed to them singing to the camera with creepy eyes.
"Do you guys not know how to talk to women?" Qrow asked as he was worried for the boys.
"No we do!" Sun exclaimed in shock.
"This is totally gonna ruin my image!" Neptune exclaimed in worry.
"Why am I doing this dumb dance!? And what am I wearing!?" Scarlet exclaimed.
Ruby giggled "They're kinda funny."
"And if you wanna make friends at the ATM, do the creep! Ooh! And do the creep! Haah!" They sang as they creeped up on a woman at an ATM and she ran off in fear.
"Yeah I would do the same." Miltia said.
"Weirdos." Melanie said in disgust.
"If you creeps ever approach me like that then expect a knuckle sandwich for all three of you." Yang said as she cracked her knuckles.
"We're not creeps!" Neptune exclaimed in dismay.
"Different dimension you says it differently." Ren said "Sorry."
"Well we got a new dance so get up on your feet! It's real easy to do and it's called the creep!" Sun sang as he was shown with strings attached to him "Let your hands flop around like a marionette, pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shaking your neck!"
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Sun cried as he wanted another version of himself to actually shut up for once.
"No!" Weiss shouted as she would never do such a stupid thing.
"What idiot would willing do that stup- OH MY GOD RUBY STOP IT!" Yang shouted as Ruby was doing the dance with a grin.
"It's not that bad!" Ruby exclaimed with a grin.
"Really!?" Nora exclaimed and joined Ruby in the dance as the two laughed at the fun the dance was.
"Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood." Neptune sang as his socks were shown "And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud, trim up your pencil moustache and pop them peepers! Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper!"
"Jaune not you too!" Saphron exclaimed as Jaune was doing the dance.
"Sorry sis but it's so fun!" Jaune exclaimed with a laugh as Adrien laughed and tried to copy his uncle.
"Adrien no!" Terra said in shock.
"When you see a country peach laying out on the beach, do the creep! Haah! And do the creep! Haah!" The boys sang as they were shown creeping out a woman in a bikini as she ran off in fear and then they were shown sitting in a tree and watching a woman through a window who notice them and freaked out "And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree, do the creep! Ooh! Do the creep! Haah!"
"Well you three are going to jail." Blake said as if it was a matter of fact.
"What for?" Ruby asked.
"Massive counts of sexual harassment." Weiss stated.
"Argh I hate this dimension!" Neptune shouted.
"Can it end please!?" Sun begged.
"Not yet." Cosmo said with a laugh.
"I was six years old when I started creeping! My parents took it to their room and I started peeping!" Sun sang as a child version of him was shown in the same attire as he watched his parents with a creepy smile then he was shown doing the creep in front of their bed "You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads, and saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed!"
"Seriously!?" Yang shouted.
"Oh my god no…" Willow muttered as she felt bad for the boy and slightly disgusted.
"Dude that's kinda messed up." Mercury said with a laugh.
"You're such a creep bro!" Cardin said.
"You know it's over if even Cardin calls you a creep." Coco said.
"Kill me." Sun said in a depressive state.
"And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born, came popping out my momma like some calico." Neptune sang as a woman was shown in labor but then her baby was shown to be wearing Neptune's outfit as everyone looked shocked "And the doctor caught my head he started freaking, cause I came out clean and I came out creeping."
"You were born a creep!" Cinder laughed.
"Good job weirdo that just cemented your shame." Roman laughed as Neptune groaned.
"Look on the bright side you three," Glynda said as she tried to cheer them up and they looked at her "It can't possibly get any worse than this."
Qrow smirked 'Oh you poor woman. You have no idea what you've just done.'
"Glynda, Glynda, Glynda, Glynda, Glynda, Glynda!" The boys chanted.
"Why are they chanting my name!?" Glynda asked in surprise.
"The universe heard you." Qrow said cryptically.
Glynda was revealed to be wearing a suit similar to them with pink lipstick and larger glasses as she started singing.
"No….No…NOOO!!!" Glynda shouted as she fell to her knees and shouted to the heavens.
"When I was girl I creeped in the boy's locker room, hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room." Glynda sang as she was shown entering a locker and watching the boys as they changed "As they disrobed I was oogling and ogling, little did they know, for me they were modelling!"
"Professor Goodwitch is a creep!" Ruby shouted.
"N-No I'm not!" Glynda shouted as she blushed.
"So that's where you went when we could find you in our days at the academy." Raven teased with a smirk.
"N-NO! I did no such thing!" Glynda exclaimed.
"Too late, secrets out Glynds." Qrow teased as Glynda blushed and looked down in shame.
"This is very disturbing." Ozpin said frown.
"I know, I love it." Salem said with a smirk.
"And I would laugh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! And they would dance!" Glynda sang.
The boys were shown thrusting their fists as they stood in a line "La, la, la, la, la, la."
"So p-p-pop your peepers and tweak out your sneakers, don't sleep! C'mon get your creep on with me!" Glynda sang as she started doing the creep with the boys.
"Yeah!" Ruby exclaimed as she pulled Glynda up.
"W-what are you doing!?" Glynda exclaimed.
"C'mon professor, I promise it's fun!" Ruby said as she started doing the creep.
Glynda rolled her eyes "Oh what the hell."
Soon Ruby, Nora, Jaune and Glynda were doing the creep with Neo, Roman and Yang not far behind.
"Come get your sweatin at a bride at a wedding, do the creep! Haah! And do the creep! Haah!" The boys sang as a bride ran from them as they creeped close to her.
"There we go!" Nora exclaimed as more people decided to join in.
"Or when you sneak into a wake and you see a beef cake, do the creep! Ooh! And do the creep! Haah!" Glynda sang as she tried to kiss a man's dead body but was pulled away.
By now everyone except Salem, Winter, Ozpin, Ironwood, Hazel, Jacques and Watts were doing the creep.
"When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body, do the creep! Haah! And do the creep! Haah!" The boys sang as a female judge ran from the creepers.
"So get your knees flexing and your arms T-Rexing, and creep! Ooh! Do the creep! Haah!" They all sang as the camera panned back to the TV with Oobleck on it.
"And don't forget to smile." Oobleck said with a smile as it ended.
THE LONELY ISLAND
Everyone laughed as the song ended and the sat back down at the weirdly fun dance. Cosmo poofed to the front with a happy smile.
"So how'd you guys feel at seeing a bunch of creeps?" Cosmo asked
"It was creepy!" Winter shouted.
"I've never despised myself so much." Glynda muttered.
"Please can we move on!?" Sun begged as Cosmo laughed.
"Sure! We can-"
Cosmo was cut off by a Spanish guitar and a purple explosion pushed him back as a muscular fair with rippling muscles, slicked black hair that was tied in a ponytail and a small thin goatee on his chin.
The fairy flexed until his shirt ripped "It is I! Juandissimo!"
"Juandissimo?" Weiss asked in shock.
"Yes my beautiful snowflake!" Juandissimo said as his shirt poofed back on his body, only to be ripped again "JUANDISSIMO!"
"HEY! What are you doing here!?" Cosmo shouted
"Simple my simple minded friends, I will be taking over this little party. Only for a little bit." Juandissimo stated as Cosmo's wand suddenly appeared in Jaundissimo's hand.
"What!? You can't do that!" Cosmo shouted.
"I can and I did!" Juandissimo exclaimed with a smirk as Cosmo reached for his wand but Juandissimo pushed him back.
"Is this going to be a problem?" Salem asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Not at all my wonderful witch, the next dimension will be a circle." Juandissimo stated.
"A circle?" Cinder asked unimpressed.
"Yes my fiery fiesta! A circle of love!" Juandissimo announced.