Kick-Ass – Hit-Girl's Final Battle
"Kick ass huh? How kick ass?" Ruby asked.
"Very kick ass." Dan replied.
Ruby smirked with a thumbs up "Nice!"
"Is it going to be as deep as the last one?" Jaune asked.
"Nope, just some superhero action though I doubt you would refer to her as a hero after what she does." Dan stated.
"Who?" Glynda asked with a raised eyebrow.
"See for yourself." Dan replied, floating to the back and starting the dimension.
The dimension began by showing Ruby in a purple wig and bandana to cover her face plus a superhero costume as she talked to Jaune who was in his own superhero costumed that consisted of green and yellow colors but his face was bloody and injured.
"You wanna deal with owing my dad?" Ruby asked as Jaune looked at her unsure "Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon."
"That's a cool costume?" Ruby said as she looked at her alternate self in excitement "Does this mean I'm a superhero?"
"You're a hero, no superpowers." Dan replied.
"You don't need powers to save people." Ozpin said.
Salem scoffed as she muttered "Says the man who has arguably used every power time has to offer."
"Jaune what the heck happened to your face!?" Saphron exclaimed in shock.
"Geez fearless leader, you've been through the ringer." Nora said.
"Was I in some kind of fight?" Jaune asked.
"Maybe." Pyrrha replied.
"Very stark contrast from your other superhero counterpart." Jacques stated.
Jaune looked around the heavily armed room and spotted a crate as he walked towards it and looked down at what was within in shock.
"Is that what I think it is?" Jaune asked as Ruby waked over to the crate.
Ruby smirked as she leaned on the crate and handed Jaune a handbook "Damn straight, oh and you better start reading the instructions cause you're gonna be using it in about five minutes."
Jaune gulped "What is it?"
"By the looks of the mini guns sticking out, I'd say that it's something dangerous." Winter estimated.
"You mean something awesome." Qrow said with a smirk as Winter rolled her eyes at him.
"What are they doing with all this heavy weaponry?" Weiss inquired.
"Yeah, what are they preparing for?" Yang asked.
Dan smirked "A massacre."
This brought chills to some of the people in the room while some like Adam, Tyrian and Qrow smirked in excitement at the prospect of seeing such a thing.
Spanning skyscrapers and buildings were shown then Junior was shown walking into a kitchen filled with multiple guards who were chatting and eating.
"Yo listen up! You got five minutes and I want you back on your posts." Junior instructed as the men quieted down and looked at him "And don't leave a mess."
Yang rolled her eyes "Always gotta act like the toughest in the room."
"Don't you do that though?" Weiss asked.
"Ice Princess I don't act, I am." Yang corrected.
"What am I? Some kind of bodyguard?" Junior asked.
"Hey at least you have these guys respecting your authority." Melanie stated.
"That is very respectable." Miltia added.
Junior smirked "You're not wrong."
Roman was shown throwing a cigar off his balcony as he walked back inside to his office where Mercury was while drinking a glass of whiskey.
"Everything okay?" Roman asked as Junior entered the office.
"Everything's alright boss." Junior replied.
"Wait I work for Torchwick!?" Junior exclaimed angrily.
Roman smirked "It was bound to happen anyway."
Junior glared at him "Shut up! I'm the one who owns a business between us, if anything you're supposed to be working for me!"
"You may own a business but this unemployed genius makes ten times what you make." Roman stated as he pointed at himself with a smirk.
"I'll kill you!" Junior shouted but before he could do so, Dan appeared in front of him and kicked him in the face and back onto his chair.
"Junior!" Miltia and Melanie exclaimed in worry.
"No one's killing anyone, only I get to do that. Now behave before I start rearranging your face with my feet." Dan told Junior who held onto his nose in pain and looked back at the screen.
"Well that was cool, nice one Dan." Ruby said.
"It was nothing." Dan replied as he floated back to his spot.
"You don't think that was a little excessive?" Blake asked.
"Nope!" Yang exclaimed with a laugh "Dan just put his foot in the right direction."
Most groaned and sighed at the pun.
"Can't believe I got my gun back, look at that." A man in a fedora said as he twirled his gun in front of his associates on the bottom floor of the building "You know it's not the-"
The man was cut off by knocking from the front door and he turned to see Ruby in a school girl uniform with a red travelling bag with her.
"Here we go." Ruby muttered excitedly.
"What's with the uniform though?" Taiyang asked.
"She's feigning innocence." Raven said with a smirk.
"I hope this won't be too dangerous." Summer muttered.
"Well, let her in." The fedora wearing man said to the man behind the desk who shook his head, they all looked back at the girl as the man looked back at the man behind the desk and pushed the button himself "It's a little kid. What's the matter with you?"
"Smart." Sienna commented.
"I would've gone in guns blazing but this works too." Nora said.
"Sometimes subtlety is the best policy." Ren said.
"That's not the saying." Whitley said as he looked at Ren who just nodded with a smile.
"You okay sweetheart?" The man in the fedora asked as Ruby entered the building and he approached her.
"I…I lost my mommy and daddy." Ruby said tearfully.
"Great acting skills Red! You ever consider doing heists?" Roman asked.
"Nope." Ruby replied.
"Aww." Roman said with a pout.
"She lost her mommy and daddy," The man in the fedora said to the other two men then looked at Ruby "You wanna use my Scroll?"
Ruby smiled and nodded eagerly as the man walked over and stood in front of her, crouching to speak face to face with her.
"Well he's dead." Vernal said.
"And he seemed so nice too." Velvet said with a sympathetic frown.
"Now can you remember the number?" The man in the fedora asked and Ruby nodded eagerly again.
The two men looked on as the fedora wearing man slowly turned to reveal the silenced gun in his mouth that Ruby was holding.
"Oh shit…" Mercury said with wide eyes.
"Sorry fedora guy." Ruby said.
The man by the elevator quickly went for his gun but Ruby shot through the fedora wearing man's cheek and hit the man by the elevator with the headshot then shot the other two with headshots.
"Boom headshot!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Holy crap!" Neptune exclaimed.
"Wow, that was way too quick and easy." Sun said in shock.
"She's just that good I guess." Clover said.
"I wonder who trained her to use firearms with such precision." Winter wondered.
"Someone who's willing to turn a child into a soldier." Ironwood said.
"Hero." Ruby corrected.
"Vigilante." Glynda corrected her.
"Fedora guy's still alive at least." Velvet said with a relieved sigh.
Ruby looked around to see if there was anyone else as the fedora wearing man writhed in pain. She took her bag and walked towards the elevator but not before shooting the fedora wearing man in the head.
"Nevermind." Velvet said with a frown as Cardin chuckled.
"Double tap." Nora said.
"What?" Pyrrha asked.
"It's a thing she usually says to Grimm who are still alive." Ren said.
"Dan said this was going to be a massacre," Blake said as she looked at Dan "These aren't the only people she kills are they?"
"Not by a longshot." Dan replied.
"How can she be this okay with killing?" Terra asked.
"She's probably desensitized to it by now." Robyn guessed.
"And besides, they had their own guns so taking them out was bound to happen." Ruby said with a shrug.
Ruby took a keycard from the dead man at the elevator and pressed it on the elevator pad, she stood by the elevator with her gun up and signaling a clear sign to the camera.
"A soldier definitely trained her or something of the like." Ironwood said with narrowed eyes.
Jaune was shown watching the cameras in shock with a chain of bullets around his neck 'Had I ever been a real superhero? The most I'd ever had to offer the world was good intentions and a slightly elevated capacity to take a kicking.'
"That's true." Jaune said.
Pyrrha looked at him with a frown 'But you're so much more than that.'
'With no power comes no responsibility,' Jaune said in his head as he walked over to the crate.
Saphron scoffed "Tell that to my light bill, water bill, car repairs, taxes, groceries and education."
"Amen." All the adults, including Salem, said.
'Except that wasn't true.' Jaune narrated as he put on his mask and picked up the special weapon in the crate and left the room with it.
"Jaune you lucky duck! You get to have a probably badass mystery weapon." Ruby said with a jealous pout.
"I think I'd die if I didn't have it, whatever it is." Jaune said.
"Yeah but it still irks me." Ruby replied.
Back at the building, a hallway of books was shown with an art statue in the center of a room that had three guards by the elevator door.
"Isn't this the place with all those guys?" Harriet asked.
"Yup." Ruby replied with a smirk.
"And you're going up there?" Marrow asked.
Ruby's smirk widened "Yup."
The elevator door opened to reveal Ruby now in her costume as she threw a knife tied to a rope at one guard and it stabbed him in the neck as his blood spurted out when she pulled the knife back. She slashed at the guard at the left and jumped on the guard on the right, stabbing him in the neck. The guard on the left got up with a gun in hand and she threw her knife through his wrist and rolled off the dead guard she was on, sliding behind the remaining guard and using the rope to maneuver the guards gun under his chin and shoot his brains out.
"Holy crap!!" Yang exclaimed.
"Damn Ruby you're dangerous!" Emerald exclaimed.
"Now that was some fine art right there." Tyrian said with a smirk.
"Those poor bastards never saw her coming." Qrow said.
"Y'know I'm glad our Red isn't that skilled." Roman said.
"I'm gonna start training to be." Ruby stated with a grin.
Blake gulped "You don't mean that right."
"Oh no, I wholeheartedly mean it." Ruby said as she looked at Raven "You can teach me that right?"
Raven smirked "That and more."
Summer looked between them "I don't like the looks of this."
"You're actually willing to kill people Rubes?" Yang asked.
"Last dimension taught me that the world is filled with all kinds of monsters, if I'm gonna save the world then I'm gonna get rid of those monsters." Ruby said which caused some to look at her with fearful looks "Of course I'm not gonna go out and start killing people, just beat them up and kill the ones who actually deserve it."
"Now that's a philosophy I can get behind!" Raven stated happily as she draped her arm over Ruby's shoulder "Vernal meet our new protégé."
The men at the kitchen turned their heads as they heard the gunshot and took out their guns as Junior took out his gun while Roman and Mercury hid behind Roman's desk, who took out a gun of his own.
"I feel like this is where the massacre begins." Oscar said with a gulp.
"This should be fun." Vernal said with a smirk.
"My worry for my safety has risen exponentially." Mercury said with a gulp.
"You and me both kid." Roman said with a nervous expression.
The men all walked out of the kitchen to the hallway filled with books with their guns at the ready as Ruby sat behind the art statue and took out two pistols. The atmosphere of the entire building was tense as Ruby calmed her breathing and looked between both pistols with determined look.
"Go time." Taiyang said with a smirk.
Ruby ran out of her hiding spot and shot a man with two headshots and shot another. She shot the books in front of one and kicked him, shooting another one in the head and shooting another. She jumped up on a shelf and shot another one in the head as they fired at her but she dodged and fired back as the man at the back shook and hid behind a table.
"Go Ruby!!" Ruby, Jaune, Vernal, Tyrian, Nora and Yang cheered.
"Dan was right; this is a massacre." Willow muttered with wide eyes.
"They're not even touching her!" Vernal exclaimed as she was impressed.
"These are supposed chumps are supposed to be my security!?" Roman exclaimed.
"The amount of headshots this girl can give is nothing short of incredible." Jinn said.
"I must meet the man or woman that trained her." Adam said in shock.
"I gotta congratulate them." Taiyang said.
"I gotta have a drink with them." Qrow said.
Ruby's pistols ran out of ammo as she dropped the rounds and reloaded them midair, sliding and spinning between four men and shooting them in the chest and stomach as one fell and shot himself in the head with a shotgun.
"What an embarrassing death." Salem cringed.
"Death by unintentional suicide is what embarrassing thing to tell people in the afterlife." Vine said as Elm laughed.
Ruby dodged a shot from another man as she fired at him but her bullets had run out, so she threw her guns away and grabbed the man in front of her's gun. She spun on the bookshelves and onto the man's shoulders as she used his gun to shoot him in the head and another with a headshot to the back of the head.
"Perfect improvisation." Raven said with a smirk.
"That was an epic way to grab that dude's gun." Sun said.
The last man sent a pathetic shot at her which she dodged and started unloading bullets at him but the table blocked them. When her bullets ran out, she threw the gun at the man and jumped on the table. She kicked the man back and grabbed his gun from midair, aiming it at him.
"We're screwed." Roman said.
"Yup." Mercury agreed.
"Oh come on ya pansies, you still got me." Junior said to them.
They looked at him then each other and said in unison "We're screwed.
She approached the fearful man and pulled the trigger but saw that the gun was empty as the screen went black.
"Wow, you luck bastard!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Did he literally have like one bullet?" Yang asked in shock.
"Well that was a surprise." Glynda said.
Dan floated to the front "Well?"
"Truly a massacre." Tyrian said as he clapped his hands "Salute to you!"
"It was a new side of Ruby that really scared me." Summer said.
"Don't worry mom, I'm still me! That was just a different dimension." Ruby said with a smile.
"That's what scares me." Summer muttered.
"Do we die?" Roman asked.
"Just tell us man!" Mercury begged.
Dan rolled his eyes "Now I see why he says it, no spoilers."
"Aww!" Roman and Mercury said.
"What's next?" Cinder asked.
"Yeah, what's next? Some kind of horror dimension or another massacre?" Winter asked sarcastically.
Dan chuckled "Oh Winter, the world needs more girls like you."