The Boondocks: Riley is a G
"Stone that the builder what?" Raven asked.
"What you talkin' about Phantom?" Harriet asked.
Dan face palmed "Did you not watch a dimension where one of you were possessed?"
"You're gonna have to be more specific." Blake said.
"Fauna." Dan stated and it finally clicked in their minds.
"Ohh! That dimension!" Ruby said.
"The one where Ozpin was in a speedo." Jaune said as some laughed at the memory.
"Out of all the things to remember Mr. Arc, that had to be the one?" Ozpin asked.
Jaune smiled sheepishly "Sorry."
"Yeah and I was possessed by-" Qrow was cut off by Tyrian jumping in.
"Me!" Tyrian exclaimed happily as Qrow groaned.
"And I broke so much expensive crap on you." Yang laughed "Good times."
Dan smirked "Well this will be an even better time."
"Really now?" Sienna asked with a smirk.
"See for yourself." Dan replied as he floated to the back and started the dimension.
"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm the bloke you're stealing from." Junior said as he smoked a cigar while Yang sat in front of her in some new drip with Weiss, who was also still a kid, standing next to her and piles of money and chocolate on the table separating them "The name is Junior Xiong, but as far as you're concerned, I'm Willy fucking Wonka and you're taking a shit in my fucking chocolate factory."
"Easy boss, don't get upset." Miltia said, trying to calm him down.
"Geez, what's got you so mad?" Yang asked.
"You must've trashed my club again or something." Junior replied as Yang rolled her eyes.
"I'm really liking her attire." Coco said in approval.
"Why am I with you in this shady meeting?" Weiss asked with a sigh.
"In fact, what are you kids doing in such a dangerous place!?" Summer exclaimed.
"Looks like some kind of meeting for drugs." Qrow said.
"But why reference chocolate?" Blake asked.
"When I have to go to the dentist, I'm upset. When Liverpool beats Arsenal, I'm upset. But when some little shit decides to take over one of the most profitable territories in the country, I'm beyond fucking upset, I'm very fucking upset! So from now on, you are under new management." Junior said as he pointed his cigar at Yang "You will work for me and in return you'll receive an allowance."
"An allowance? What are you my dad? You know what nevermind, he stopped giving me one." Yang said.
"Because you crashed the car through the house after going to a party I specifically told you not to go to!" Taiyang reminded.
"That was like two years ago dad!" Yang shouted.
"And I'm still paying for repairs on that car, you're lucky all I did was take your allowance." Taiyang said.
"Allowance?" Yang asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes, allowance. As in, I'm allowing you to keep ten percent and I'm allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth." Junior stated as he folded his arms "Now, you either get down or lay down. What's it gonna be sunshine?"
"Sounds reasonable enough, take the deal kid." Clover said to Yang.
"I don't think she's gonna take the deal." Blake said.
"Yang is not the…thinking type when it comes to these things." Weiss said.
"Boy do I know it." Junior said.
"Hey!" Yang exclaimed in offense, causing some to chuckle.
'This wasn't no movie. The smart thing was to say yes, get up and leave the room…' Yang said in her head as her and Junior stared at each other 'But then I thought to myself, what if this was a movie?'
Ruby, Blake and Weiss face palmed then the rest of the students then everyone else besides Yang as they stared in disbelief.
"No, no, no, no!" Taiyang shouted.
"If you haven't covered his ears by now then I suggest you do so now." Dan advised Terra.
"Already ahead of you." Terra said as she had already put on the noise cancelling headphones on Adrien.
"This Yang gets me." Yang said with a smile.
"Look, fuck you. Fuck the plane you flew in on, fuck them shoes, fuck the socks with the bell on it, fuck your gay ass fairy faggot accent, fuck them cheap ass cigars, fuck yo yuck mouth teeth, fuck your hair piece, fuck your chocolate, fuck Guy Ritchie, fuck prince William, fuck the queen. This is Vale, my president is faunus and my lambo is blue fauna, now get the fuck out of my hotel room and if I see you in the street, I'm slapping the shit out of you." Yang stated with her arms folded as Weiss looked at her with wide eyes and Junior stared at her with rage in his eyes.
Again the cast were just dumfounded with their jaws dropped but this was a different kind of shock from the past dimension. There was just silence in the theater as the crowd stared until Ruby snorted then everyone burst out into full blown laughter and some with face palms as tears came out of their eyes.
"Oh my god Yang! That was amazing!" Ruby exclaimed.
"He is so gonna kill you!" Vernal exclaimed.
"That was hilarious kid!" Qrow exclaimed.
"So vulgar!" Glynda shouted but the smile on her face was not showing the same emotion she was trying to portray.
It took a while but the laughter died down with some giggles and chuckles in between as the entire cast was smiling after that.
"I think this one's spent too much time in the cinema, teach this cheeky bastard a lesson." Junior stated as Miltia and Melanie walked towards them.
Suddenly the door burst open to reveal Roman with a group of White Fang that all hand guns in their hands "Nobody fucking move!
Weiss gasped as her and Yang looked at the new group "Aw man, this is bad."
"Well shit! Finally, an actual competent boss has arrived." Roman stated.
Junior glared at him "Screw you Torchwick! I'm a competent boss."
"What is this? A courtesy call for the sopranos reunion?" Junior asked as Junior's and Roman's group had their guns pointed at each other "Do me a favor, tell room service nobody ordered and extra-large wop and a side order of wops-"
Junior was cut off as Roman shot him in the head which caused Yang to jump out of her seat and Weiss to let out a scream "Monty Oum, I thought he'd never shut up."
"You were saying?" Roman asked as Junior glared at him.
"Well things are not looking good." Winter said.
"Not at all." Qrow said.
"How are you gonna get out of this?" Raven asked with a smirk.
"I have no idea." Yang replied.
"You can run your mouth but you can't back it up?" Cinder asked.
"I can back it up here! Wanna see?' Yang threatened as Cinder rolled her eyes.
"So, you guys are probably wondering why we just kicked in the door and shot your boss here in the face?" Roman asked.
"That was a thought that occurred, yes." Whitley said with a nod.
"Well to be honest, it's tough times out there. Nobody's spending on nothing, no drugs, no whores, no gambling, nothing. Except apparently chocolate bars." Roman explained as the screen went black.
"Wait that's it!? All of this was for chocolate!?" Junior exclaimed.
Dan floated to the front with a smirk "I told you my humor was a bit too dark and ridiculous."
"But I can't believe you did that Yang, props to you." Jaune said.
"Thank you." Yang said with a smirk.
"So what's next?" Ozpin asked.
"Something not as vulgar I hope." Glynda said.
"You think that was vulgar? Ha! Let me show you how vulgar I can get soldiers!" Dan exclaimed.