The show begins with "Sucker for Pain" by Lil Wayne, Imagine Dragons, Wiz Khalifa, Ty Dolla $ign, Logic, and X Ambassadors playing as "The Femdom" Alina Hindericks walking into the ring with the BLOW title on her right shoulder and a microphone in her left hand. The crowd boos her and she smirks.
Alina: "Go ahead and boo me all you want, I don't give a shit. Last week, I got involved in Marisol's match and attacked her because she took her eyes off the prize. She should be focusing on preparing to face me at Fallout for this." points to the BLOW title "But instead she decided to focus on Jenny Ace..." Shakes her head and wiggles her finger "Bad move Angel, really bad move. All I did was smack her back into reality because if she thinks that she can take her focus off of me FOR A SECOND when she is coming for MY title, then she is mistaken. Shelly Silvereye got cocky and thought that she was going to get an easy win from me. But at One Night Stand, I made that pirate submit to me and I'm going to do the same thing to Marisol. I'm going to make her my bitch!"
"Angel Realm" by the Fletchers plays and the crowd cheers as Marisol walks onto the stage with a microphone in her hand. She slowly walks down to the ramp as she brings the microphone to her mouth.
Marisol: "That's enough Alina. You talk about how tough you are. How you are this strong force that no one can stop. Well if you are as tough as you say that you are, then why did you sneak attack me in the middle of my match last week?"
Alina: rolls eyes "Did you not hear me? I already said why I did it."
Marisol: walks into the ring "We all know that explanation was a load of crap. I didn't forget about you..." looks at the belt on Alina's shoulder "Or that title. I was handling some unfinished business before our title match and I would've finished it last week if you didn't get involved."
Alina: "Oh boo fucking hoo. I stopped you from beating an MMA fighter with anger issues to avenge your little chinese friend because I want you focused on me. Because I want no excuses at Fallout when I beat your ass."
Marisol: "Well I'm focused on you right now." walks closer to Alina "So what are you going to do about it?"
Alina smirks and looks like she's thinking about something before sucker punching Marisol. She dives on top of her and mounts her with punches leading to boos from the crowd. Marisol manages to flip them over and punches Alina which makes the crowd cheer. Security runs in and pulls them apart. They keep trying to fight each other but security overpower them and carry them to the back.
Ethan: "What a way to start off a show… We got a fight that wasn't even a match."
Carlos: in a sarcastic voice "Yeah, what a way."
Ethan: "Welcome to Beautiful Ladies of Wrestling Episode #13! I am Ethan Love, the person joining me to my right is Carlos Sánchez, my wonderful tag team partner and boyfriend. Tonight, being the unlucky number of 13, maybe that will affect the match results tonight…"
Carlos: "That's called superstition, Ethan. Tonight we find the time ticking until Fallout, in a couple short weeks, where we see many people that have beef with each other duke it out on the show. I'm thrilled."
Ethan: "Speaking of "beef with each other duke it out on the show," we hear from Scarlet Wolf, questionable furry, after the little tussle they had last week, right now. Now, we go to the- WAIT! It's like how dogs and cats hate each other!"
Carlos: "...Please cut to the backstage now, before I start calling my boyfriend names."
It cuts to a mysterious room where the only light is from a candle on a wooden table. Scarlet Wolf is shown pacing back and forth in the room.
Scarlet: "When Tigress and I first started teaming up, I expected us to go far together. We were going to be the major starting point of BLOW's tag division and eventually become champions. I was going to escape my boyfriend's shadow and have fans finally see me for the competitor that I am." Sighs "But instead of Tigress being my ally, she turned out to be out to get me. She screwed us out of a win in our debut, she turned her back on me during that battle royal a few weeks ago and eliminated me, and she kept looking down on me. But when I finally have enough and walk out on her, she acts like she's the victim! She acts like everything was my fault!" Shakes her head "Well you know what, you just became my new prey and at Fallout I'm going to put you down!"
Scarlet blows out the candle and the segment ends.
Ethan: "And that was Scarlet's statement to Spring Tigress. Now, I'd love to bless you guys with my great commentary-"
Carlos: "There is nothing great about your commentary."
Ethan: "Would you shut up, Carlos? Anyways, now we go to footage of Jenny Ace in a hotel room, after defeating Marisol last week on BLOW. Take a look."
Jenny Ace is in her hotel room sitting on the couch. She smiles as she thinks about beating Marisol last week.
Jenny: "I made that little orphan crumble and beat that angel. No one gets in my way without getting beat down. No one fucks with the Ac-"
There is a knock on the door. Jenny rolls her eyes at her thoughts being interrupted and opens the door. A middle aged man in a bellboy suit is standing on the other side of the door holding a basket with a cloth on top of it.
Jenny: "I didn't order any room service."
Bellboy: "I know. Someone sent you a gift and I was instructed to bring it to you."
Jenny: "Fine. Give it to me."
Jenny snatches the basket out of his hand and slams the door in his face. She walks back to the couch and sits down. She puts the basket on her lap and takes the cloth off of it revealing a single fortune cookie in the basket. She arches her eyebrow as she picks up the fortune cookie and breaks it in half to see the fortune. The fortune reads "I'm coming back for my revenge."
Jenny: laughs "Whatever bitch. I'm not afraid of you."
Jenny tosses the fortune and the pieces of the cookie back into the basket. She stands up while holding the basket and throws it into a trash can before walking to her bedroom.
Ethan: "...She just used a cookie… to talk shit! That might single-handedly be the most genius thing I have ever heard of, and I've had talks with myself in the shower."
Carlos: "Those aren't genius."
Ethan: "Shut up, Carlos. Anyways, next we have… oh boy. We have the American Heroes making a statement… Carlos, cover your ears."
Carlos: "What? Why-"
Ethan: covers Carlos's ears "Don't pay attention to those racist people. They don't understand how great you are."
Carlos: "Can you please get your hands off my ears-"
Ethan: "Ssssh…."
The following message is brought to you by the American Heroes:
The video begins with an instrumental of the Star Spangled Banner as Liberty Belle stands behind a podium with an american flag on it. The song stops as Liberty Belle takes a breath before she starts to speak.
Liberty Belle: "My fellow Americans, I am here today to talk about an important matter. Last week, my fellow heroes were beating down that disgusting jap and the innocent girl that she brainwashed before another girl ran in and stopped us. It saddens me to discover that the toxic japanese influence has trapped another member of BLOW." stops and pulls out a handkerchief before wiping her eyes with it. "It breaks my heart to see that no matter what I do, it's not enough to stop that evil foreigner. I could beat her down so many times but she just will not stop her brainwashing ways. And then there are poor Sandra Blaze and Natalia Rodriguez. Those poor girls don't know what Sakura has done to them and none of my brainwashing eliminating techniques have worked." puts her handkerchief away and looks back at the camera while trying to compose herself. "Angelica, Madison, and I accept Sakura, Sandra, and Natalia's challenge. At Fallout, we are going to beat them and send Sakura back to her country where she belongs and then we will purify BLOW to get rid of her influence for good. God bless America."
The video ends and the show goes to commercial break.
A few minutes later, the show comes back on the air from the commercial break, the camera on the announce table where Ethan Love and Carlos Sánchez sit.
Ethan: "She really makes me hate living in America.. Anyways, it's main event time! We got Sofia Reynoso and, in my opinion, the prime suspect to Amber Bloodshed's beatdown in the parking lot of the best fast food chain in the world, Freckle Bitch's, Amber Santiago."
Carlos: "Are you still on that whole thing? I could barely survive the car trip home while you were rambling on about this…"
Ethan: "It's fine, I posted it on the Beautiful Ladies of Wrestling subreddit as well. What's weird is that, like, 95% of it was photos of the women's wrestlers in suggestive positions… no wonder I got so many downvotes."
Carlos: "Ethan, please stop speaking."
Ethan: "Why-"
Carlos: holds a finger up towards Ethan "Stop speaking!"
Ethan: "Fine… let's go to the ring at this time for the main event-"
The feed suddenly becomes staticy and then cuts to the mysterious computer room where the hacker is sitting in an office chair with their back turned to the camera.
?: "Well..well...it seems like while I was able to show more of what happened that day and found something interesting. Did you notice the woman wearing a black hoodie watching her? Looks like I found the attacker. Or did I? Let's take another look to make sure..."
The hacker presses a button and then the camera zooms into the computer screen next to their left shoulder. It shows the outside of the Freckle Bitch's building as Amber Bloodshed walks out of the place with her bag of food in her hand. A few seconds later, the woman wearing the blackie hoodie walks out of the fast food place with her hands in her pockets. She turns towards the direction opposite that Amber is going and walks away. Then the video cuts to the parking lot where Amber walks to her car. She pulls her car keys out of her jacket pocket and goes to unlock the car. Suddenly, the attacker appears and grabs Amber from behind leading to a brawl. Both women exchange punches until the attacker ends up grabbing Amber's head and slams it, right side first, through the car window. The attacker runs in the opposite direction of where Amber walked to the parking lot. Suddenly, the video cuts to a different part of the parking lot where a purple car speeds out of the parking lot so fast that the feed wasn't able to show who was in the car. The video ends there and the camera zooms back out of that screen and the hacker's back is shown again.
?: "Well it seems like the hooded woman that was at Freckle Bitch's was simply a red herring in this little mystery. I will have to continue searching for the identity of the attacker for now but know that the truth WILL be exposed no matter what I have to do to get it."
The feed is staticy once again and the screen goes black before transitioning to the commentary table.
Amber Santiago vs Sofia Reynoso
Ring Announcer: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall!"
"Shoot for the Stars" by CFO$ plays as Amber Santiago walks on stage with a big smile on her face.
Ring Announcer: "Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, Amber Santiago!"
Amber smiles and blows kisses towards the crowd as she walks to the ring.
Ethan: "Alright, alright. Maybe Amber Santiago is innocent after all. I'll admit my mistake here."
Carlos: "'Bout time-"
Ethan: "Now my theory is about it being the American Heroes-"
Carlos: lets out an annoyed scream
"Ay Ay Ay by Snow Tha Product" plays and the crowd erupts into a huge pop once they hear Sofia Reynoso's trademark theme play throughout the arena. They suddenly become even losers as the People's Champion herself suddenly appears through the crowd, a cocky smirk on her face as she puts a hand to her ear, listening to the cheers of the crowd and soaking in the atmosphere, before she makes her way to the ring.
Ring Announcer: And her opponent from Mexico City, Mexico, Sofia Reynoso!""
She leaps over the barricade and slides into the ring and completely ignores Amber Santiago as she walks right past her and ascends to the second turnbuckle, spreading her arms out for the people, throwing up a gang sign as the raucous audience cheers for her.
Ethan: "IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!"
Carlos: "Wrong show."
The match begins with both women circling each other before locking up. Amber goes behind Sofia and grabs her head. Sofia escapes and grabs Amber's arm and wringes it. Amber reverses it into an arm drag and dives on top of her to go for a pin. 1...kickout! Amber picks up the people's ace and irish whips her towards the ropes. Sofia bounces off the ropes and shoulder tackles Amber. She showboats for the crowd who respond with cheers. She then runs towards the ropes. She bounces off of them and runs back only for Amber to stand back up and clotheslines Sofia.
Ethan: "Go Sofia! Kick the suspect's ass!"
Carlos: "Would you please stop with that?"
Ethan: "NEVER!"
Amber taunts Sofia before picking her up and irish whipping into the nearest corner only for Sofia to reverse it into an irish whip of her own. Sofia runs towards Amber but the role model hits her with an elbow to the head. Then she climbs up the top rope and hits the ace with a crossbody before going for a pin. 1...tw-kickout! The role model grabs Sofia as she stands back up and goes for "Hope for the Future" only for the ace to plant her feet down. Amber tries to attempt it again only for Sofia to knee her in the stomach. Amber staggers back while holding her stomach and Sofia grabs her. She raises Amber in the air and hits "No Scope" (Arm Trap Vertical Suplex into a Neckbreaker) before going for a pin. 1...2...thr-Amber gets her foot on the bottom rope at the last possible second.
Carlos: "Amber Santiago still managed to keep herself in the match after being hit with the No Scope! I'm impressed by her ring awareness there. Maybe she'll be able to bring it back…"
Sofia looks shocked because she thought that she had the match won. Amber slowly rolls herself out of the ring. Jade Wu Long runs down to the ring as Amber starts to crawl underneath the ring. Sofia gets out of the ring and grabs Amber's ankle and pulls her out from underneath the ring. Jade is on the other side and pulls something out from underneath the ring. It's a chick that looks exactly like Amber! Jade throws her head first into the steel steps as the real Amber is thrown back into the ring by Sofia. Amber gets up and goes to punch Sofia only for Sofia to slip behind her and hit "The Climax" (Killswitch) before going for the pin. 1...2...3!
Ring Announcer: "Here is your winner, Sofia Reynoso!"
Ethan: "So it could still be Amber Santiago!"
Carlos: sighs "My boyfriend is an idiot…"
After the match, Sofia starts posing for the crowd who cheers for her. She turns around and a steel chair hits her in the face. It's Danielle Rose! Danielle puts the chair down and picks up Sofia. She hits Sofia with the "Rose Plant" (Hammerlock DDT) right on the chair. The crowd loudly boos Danielle who rolls out of the ring and picks up a microphone.
Danielle: "Oh be quiet! I am doing everyone around here a favor." Walks back into the ring and looks down at Sofia. "Got something to say Puta? Huh?!" Stomps Sofia in the gut "I'm just some glorified stripper?! I'm just here for the attention?! You don't know shit about me!" Gets down on her knees and crawls on top of Sofia with a smirk on her face "How about I give the fans something they really like."
Danielle rips Sofia's top off and then pulls at her bra. The crowd goes from booing to cheering Danielle for her actions. She fully rips the bra off and then rolls out of the ring and walks away. She laughs and raises the bra in the arm as she walks to the ramp before throwing the bra into the crowd. The camera cuts back to the ring and gets a good shot of Sofia's exposed chest.
Ethan: "Can you please stop covering my eyes every single time a pair of boobs appear on screen? Carlos, stop being jealous."
Carlos: "I'm not risking anything."
Ethan: "Can you please uncover my eyes so we can close out the show?"
Carlos: slowly moves his hands away from Ethan's eyes as he sits back to normal
Ethan: "Thank you. Anyways, that's the show! Sofia Reynoso won, but also was humiliated after the match by Danielle Rose, who ripped off her bra."
Carlos: "We got to hear words from a few people who have beef with others, and plus we figured out more about who attacked Amber Bloodshed, which my boyfriend won't stop believing is Amber Santiago-"
Ethan: "There were 2 of them at ringside. She is still a suspect."
Carlos: "Could you please stop with the whole "Amber Santiago is the villain" theory you have going?"
Ethan: "...No."
Carlos: groans "After this week will be our go-home show, Beautiful Ladies of Wrestling Episode 14! So we'll be there. For now, goodbye! See you guys next week for more BLOW programming! We'll be here, same time, same day, same channel. As for now, bye!"
Ethan: "Bye-bye!"
The show's logo appears before it fades to black.
What will come from Marisol and Alina's brawl? How will Tigress respond to Scarlet? Will Jenny be prepared to face Cookie at Fallout? Who attacked Amber Bloodshed? What is next for Jade and the two Amber Santiagos? Will Danielle catch hell for humiliating Sofia? Will Sakura, Sandra, and Natalia respond to Liberty Belle's message? Will Carlos make Ethan sleep on the couch after how he acted tonight? Find out in the next episode of Beautiful Ladies Of Wrestling!
