Batman: The Brave and The Bold - "Birds of Prey" Song
"Dude Sun! You were freaking amazing!" Neptune exclaimed.
"Yeah! You were like vroom! And whoosh! And zoom!" Ruby emulated as she held an invisible steering wheel.
"I wonder if I can actually do that when I listen to music." Sun said with an excited grin.
"Ruby can apparently summon knives now, so I assume so." Blake said.
"I gotta get some sunglasses asap!" Sun exclaimed excitedly.
"While that was impressive, I still do not approve of your alternate self's life choices." Ghira said.
"I hope he does straighten his life up in the future." Kali said.
"Screw that! Kid, you gotta work for me!" Roman said with a grin "Imagine all the high speed chases we could have."
"That does sound like fun…" Sun said as he pondered on it.
"Out of the question!" Glynda shouted.
"For once, I agree with her." Qrow said "Stick to your guns kid, you and Oscar just gained skills may would dream of."
"Oh yeah, Oscar! Does that mean you can dance now too?" Yang asked.
Oscar shrugged "I-I don't know, m-maybe."
"You gotta show us some moves!" Ruby said excitedly and Oscar blushed.
"Maybe the drunk can sing as you dance." Winter suggested.
Qrow scoffed "As if! Why don't you sing, you can do it too."
"It seems I only sing in certain circumstances, ones that don't include dancing." Winter said.
"Bullshit! You just don't wanna sing!" Qrow shouted.
"And what if I don't!?" Winter shouted as the two butted heads.
"Cardin could rap for you." Velvet suggested and Cardin widened his eyes and shook his head.
"I don't think the kid can handle getting roasted, hon." Saphron said.
"Then Raven can sing for him, she does have a good voice." Adam suggested.
"Aww, thank you Taurus." Raven said.
Adam rolled his eyes in annoyance "Yeah, whatever."
"But, no. I don't sing songs for dancers." Raven said.
"Had no problem singing one about killing me." Summer said with an eye roll.
"Sum-sum that was situational!" Raven whined.
"Well who else can? I'm not getting the creeps involved in this, that's for sure." Weiss said.
"Nobody wants to get the creeps involved." Glynda said as her eye twitched from the trauma.
"Then we don't have any other singers." Coco concluded.
"Not exactly." Cosmo said, gaining their attention "I can show you other singers, if you want of course."
Nora gasped "Show us!"
Cinder rolled her eyes "Seriously?"
"YES!" A majority of the theater shouted at her.
"Well, you guys remember Batman?" Cosmo asked.
"Ooh yeah!" Ruby said with an excited nod.
"How could we forget?" Yang asked.
"Y-yeah…" Blake muttered with a small blush.
"Wait, don't tell me he can sing as well?" Weiss asked in surprise.
"I think he can, haven't read the comics in a while but this time he won't be doing the singing because he was brainwashed into being a criminal and it's up to these superheroines to save the day." Cosmo explained.
"Who in the hell managed to brainwash that guy?" Junior asked in surprise.
"Not important, what is important though is the song." Cosmo said, teleporting to his seat "And believe me, when you hear it, you hear it!"
The dimension began by showing someone knocking on a door with a 'No Admittance Backstage' sign. A goon opened the door and in front of him stood a costumed Yang as she winked with Blake and Coco standing on her left and right.
"Nice costumes." Jaune commended.
"I know right, mine looks so sleek." Coco said with a smirk.
"Digging the leather jacket." Yang said with a smirk.
"I'm not surprised I have a cat moniker." Blake said with an amused smile.
"A bit too revealing for my tastes." Glynda said with a frown.
Yang kicked the goon and he fell to ground unconscious as they all walked past him.
"Oh god, I'm getting flashbacks." Junior said as he started to shake in fear as Melanie and Miltia tried to comfort him.
"Oh come on! I said I was sorry." Yang said with an eye roll.
"No!" Melanie shouted.
"You didn't!" Miltia shouted.
The three walked up some steps and onto a stage with closed curtains, ready for a fight as the curtains opened up and a whole crowd of gangsters and mobs were staring at them, Ren included.
"Whoops." Yang stated.
"Uh oh." Ruby said.
"These guys don't look too friendly." Oscar said with a gulp.
"Especially with those two back there." Cardin said, spotting Emerald and Mercury standing behind Ren.
"What am I doing there anyway?" Ren asked.
"Oh in this version of the dimension, you're Batman." Cosmo revealed and many jaw dropped.
"What!?" Nora exclaimed.
"Wait, you're telling me the scary dude in the bat costume is Ren!?" Sun shouted and Cosmo nodded.
"Oh my god." Blake said as she started to cringe and shiver.
"Ren beat up Professor Ozpin!?" Jaune exclaimed.
"Nope!" Cosmo denied, confusing them "They're different versions of you guys. Take Batman for example, one Batman is Ren, another is Qrow and another is Jaune. Superhero universes have these things called multiverses where different people can be one person."
"I don't get it." Ruby said, totally confused.
"Basically Batman can be anyone in this room, depending on the universe of the dimension." Blake explained with a sigh, although her feelings on the matter were still in confusion.
"So Ren's in danger!?" Nora shouted worriedly.
"Not for long." Yang said with a smirk.
"Oh, big whoops." Yang said as Mercury and Emerald were about to take out their guns but Ren stopped them by simply raising his hand.
"You guys may never get that grunt title removed, huh?" Roman asked with a smirk.
"Shut it, Torchwick!" Emerald shouted.
"Yeah! We're working on it, okay!?" Mercury shouted and Emerald face palmed.
"Any ideas?" Coco asked.
"Just one." Blake said as she pointed to the band "Hit it."
They started playing as Blake took the lead.
"Blake is taking the lead!?" Yang exclaimed in shock.
"In singing!?" Ghira exclaimed in shock as Kali let out an excited squeal.
"Yup, this is definitely a different dimension." Blake said in disbelief.
"Good evening all you gentlemen, mobsters, creeps and crooks." Blake sang as she posed under a spotlight.
"Men in tights come after you and still you're off the hook." Coco sang, under her own spotlight.
"For those who scare and terrorize, it's the dawn of a brand new day!" Yang sang expressively.
"You scum can simply call us," All three sang with their own routine "The one and only Birds of Prey!"
"The Birds of Prey huh? I like it." Coco said.
"It has a catchy sound to it." Nora said.
"You guys are so good at singing in this." Pyrrha gushed.
"You harmonize really well." Weiss commended.
"And I like the fact that you're still insulting them as you sing." Taiyang said.
Yang shrugged "It's what heroes do."
"How is this supposed to snap Ren out of his brainwashing again?" Fox asked.
"Don't know, don't care." Roman said as he nodded to the song "Just enjoying the music at this point."
The crowd on the other hand looked unimpressed by the performance but that's sure didn't deter them.
"Tough crowd." Jaune commented.
"Green Lantern has his special ring." Blake sang.
"Pretty strong that little thing." Yang and Coco sang together.
Qrow snorted as Winter raised an eyebrow at him.
"What is it?" Winter asked and he whispered it to her, she started to let out a few giggles as well "You perverted drunk!"
"Blue Beetle's deeds are really swell." Yang sang.
"But who will bring him out of his shell?" Blake and Coco sang together.
"Poor guy, whoever he is." Whitley said.
"Wait a minute." Sienna said as she raised an eyebrow, starting to catch on to the song along with the others.
"Flash's foes, they finish last." Blake sang.
"Too bad, sometimes he's just too fast!" Coco sang and Mercury and Emerald smirked.
Yang burst out in a fit of laughter along with a few though some of the more innocent bunch were confused.
"I don't get it." Ruby said.
"This Flash guy needs to step up his game." Mercury laughed.
"Well he isn't called the fastest man alive for nothing." Cosmo said, causing more of them to erupt in a fit of laughter.
Ironwood rolled his eyes "Seriously guys?"
"Poor Flash." Coco said as she laughed.
"Thank Oum I'm slow in some areas." Harriet said with a relieved sigh.
"Did not need to know that." Marrow said with a frown.
"While all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!" All three of them sang.
"The one and only Birds of Prey!" Yang backed up.
"While all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!" All three sang and danced.
"Okay I'll admit it, you girls got style." Cinder said with an impressed smirk.
"I actually like this song." Melanie said.
"Right, it makes me feel amazing." Miltia said.
It was obvious by now that the song was winning a lot of them over and with good reason too, since the song was really good.
"Green Arrow has heroic traits, that is when he's shooting straight." Blake sang.
"Hey!" Yang exclaimed.
"I'm just saying." Blake said with a shrug.
"Who's Green Arrow?" Yang asked.
"Someone you clearly care about." Weiss said.
"And someone that might not be as straight as you think he is, if the implication is correct of course." Winter said.
"Aquaman's always courageous." Yang sang as she flexed her muscles.
"His little fish, less outrageous." Coco said as she wiggled her finger.
"Bruh." Neptune said.
"Green Lantern and Aquaman? Heroes are just all talk, huh?" Cinder asked with a laugh.
"I still don't get it." Ruby said.
"Plastic Man can expand!" Yang sang.
"Becomes putty in our hands!" Blake and Coco sang.
"Ahh, erectile dysfunction. That poor man." Ozpin said, sipping his coffee.
"That's what they meant!?" Weiss exclaimed with a blush.
"You guys are heroes right? Then why are you exposing your fellow heroes?" Jaune asked
"Hush Jaune, we must know more of their secrets." Roman said with a smirk as other continued to laugh.
"While all the boys can keep you punks at bay, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey." All three of them sang as most of the crowd occupants were bobbing their heads but Ren remained stoic.
"The one and only Birds of Prey." Mercury and Emerald sang in unison.
"See, now you're getting it." Yang said.
"Not gonna lie, it's catchy." Emerald said as Mercury bobbed his head.
"While all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey." All three of them sang in unison.
"You tell 'em girls!" Kali cheered.
"No one does it better!" Raven cheered.
"I wanna be a Bird of Prey." Ruby said with a grin.
All of them started making their way over to Ren who simply raised an eyebrow. The girl next to him was suddenly snatched away and Blake now stood by his side.
"Batman throws his batarang, what a weapon, what a bang." Blake sang, rubbing Ren's shoulder.
Jaune spit out his soda as many jaw dropped in shock, Nora instinctively holding onto Ren's arm and hissing at Blake.
"I bet it is." Cinder said with a smirk.
"Blake!" Ghira exclaimed.
"Those novels really do teach you some wordplay, huh?" Ruby drawled out, looking at Blake who shied away from her gaze.
"Oh no, it's Circle of Love all over again." Whitely said.
"I don't think this is the same love you're thinking about, bro." Sun said with a smirk.
"Check out that utility belt, sure can make a girl's heart melt." Yang sang, standing on the other side of Ren.
"Your verse was surprisingly tame." Weiss said to Yang.
"Yeah, weird." Yang said.
"He's always right there for the save, I'd like to see his secret cave," Coco sang from across the table.
"What!?" Glynda shouted.
"Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second, sure the guy's attractive but I wouldn't go that far." Coco said.
"What do you think about this man?" Jaune asked and Ren just simply looked at him and smirked, causing Jaune to jaw drop in shock.
"While Batman does things in his special way, he'd do it better with the Birds of Prey." All three sang as they made their way back to the stage.
"The one and only Birds of Prey." Yang backed up.
"Are they implying what I think they're implying?" Qrow asked with a smirk.
"No way." Roman said.
"What a madlad." Tyrian laughed.
"Such is the power of The Batman." Cosmo said.
"While Batman always seems to save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey." All three sang as they posed.
"Birds of Prey…" They sang gently as Blake stood up and did her own pose "Birds of Prey…"
"Meow~" Blake let out as the screen went dark.
"Wow." Ruby said.
"Wow Blake, you can sure be seductive when you want to be, huh?" Yang asked.
"Yup." Adam answered with a smirk, ignoring Ghira's glare.
Blake rolled her eyes "I learned it from experience."
"You must have a lot of experience then." Raven teased with a smirk and Blake blushed.
"Oh leave her alone, the girl is allowed to explore her avenues." Kali said.
"Mom!" Blake shouted as Kali giggled.
"And you, Mr. Batman? What do you have to say about this?" Nora asked.
Ren looked around and noticed them staring at him and he cleared his throat "No one does it better."
Cosmo poofed to the front and grinned at them "Told you they can sing!"
"You were right about that." Mercury said.
"We should have a concert since we have so many singers around us." Summer said.
"Oh yes, that would be so much fun." Terra said.
"Well-" Cosmo was cut off by a phone call and his wand transformed into a phone as he picked it up "Oh hey! you're here? Outside? Cool!"
Cosmo hung up as they all stared at him "Well my buddy's here so we should go."
The doors opened and they all looked at each other, getting up and chatting as they headed towards the exit.
"Time to figure out what's with me!" Ruby exclaimed excitedly.
"I need a break from the screen anyway." Weiss said.
"I wonder who his friend is." Jaune pondered.
"Well see ya!" Cosmo waved as he poofed away in a green dust.