Everyone watched on with curious and confused expressions as Cosmo signed for a package that was presented by an old looking gnome. He finished signing and the gnome pushed the crate towards Cosmo.
"Awesome! Thanks, buddy!" Cosmo exclaimed.
"Shmebulock." Shmebulock replied as he walked away and surfed out of the dimension on a rainbow wave.
"You're friends with a gnome?" Cinder asked.
"I'm friends with all kinds of things." Cosmo stated with a grin.
"That's kind of unsettling, not gonna lie." Neptune said.
"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Yang," Cosmo said and the blonde brute perked up.
"Yeah?" Yang asked.
Cosmo poofed her Weapons onto her hands and pointed at the crate "Smash."
Yang grinned, loading them up "Yang, smash!!!"
She launched towards the crate and started ripping it apart in a flurry of exploding fists, only stopping once there was nothing left but burned wood and smoke.
"I would not want to be at the end of one of those." Sun said with wide eyes.
"Believe me," Mercury said with a traumatized look "You don't."
Yang sighed in ecstasy as the gloves were poofed away and she walked back to the group, earning a pat to the head from her father.
Cosmo picked up a small capsule that was left in the crate's rubble and she smiled, seeing a green liquid inside the capsule. He poofed Qrow's flask into his hands and poured the green liquid into the flask.
"Hey! What the hell, man!?" Qrow shouted as Cosmo shook the flask, mixing it with the alcohol, and tossed it back to Qrow.
"Give it a try, bud!" Cosmo exclaimed.
"If you think for one second he is going to try some mysterious liquid then you are-" Winter scolded but Cosmo cut her off.
"Absolutely correct." Cosmo said and she looked on in shock as Qrow downed whatever was in the flask, but then he felt a strange sensation in his stomach and doubled over with a groan.
"Qrow!!!" Glynda, Summer and Taiyang worriedly exclaimed.
"You absolute drunken dolt!!!" Winter shouted.
"W…W…W…" Qrow muttered.
"Easy bud, what's going on?" Taiyang asked.
"W…W…" Qrow continued to mutter.
"Is he gonna be okay?" Ruby asked worriedly and Cosmo just shrugged with a smile on his face.
"W…" Qrow muttered once again.
"Spit it out already!" Raven shouted.
"WUBBALUBBADUBDUB!!! Ha! Ha! How's it hanging intellectually inferior bitches?" Qrow exclaimed, standing straight with some drool going down the side of his mouth.
"HUH!?" Everyone exclaimed.
"Say wha…???" Nora asked.
"Oh Ruby! Thank Qrow! Let's go on an adventure, Ruby! Your butt's still ready for some more seeds right?" Qrow asked, running over to her and shaking her by the shoulders.
Ruby blushed profusely "W-What are you talking about, uncle Qrow!?"
"Hmm…I've seen this scene before…" Cardin muttered, watching the interaction.
"What did you do to him, Cosmo!?" Weiss exclaimed.
"I just called in my friend, takes a process to bring in someone this smart." Cosmo said with a shrug.
"I told you didn't I!? Qrow and Ruby forever! 100 years! Qrow and Ruby! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Qrow laughed, burped and farted at the same time "Call that a Qrowspectular threesome, look it up."
"Wait, you're telling us the Qrow from the first dimension became our Qrow?" Blake asked.
"I always was your Qrow, dumbass. I just needed a little boost to finally start using my brain." Qrow explained, frizzling his hair to make it spikier "Cosmo, get me a lab coat, will ya? I feel naked."
Cosmo nodded and poofed a lab coat onto Qrow who laughed and high fived Cosmo.
"Is he gonna be like this forever?" Summer asked.
"If he is then I don't think our relationship is gonna work out." Winter said with folded arms.
"I'm still Qrow, babe. Just…smarter." Qrow said, draping his arm over her shoulder and she rolled her eyes with a blush "Anyway, you wanted me to look at something right?"
"Yeah, the powers." Cosmo said.
"Oh right." Qrow said, walking over to Ruby "Hold still."
He started stretching her cheek and her rubber body made it stretch as far as he pulled then he checked her hair, seeing more white strands then he raised her shirt, spotting a shard of a pink gem forming on her belly button.
"Hmm." Qrow said, walking away from Ruby and sipping on his flask again.
"Well?" Taiyang asked.
"Typical dimensional residue." Qrow nonchalantly stated.
"Dimensional residue?" Ozpin asked.
"Yup! The more we jump from dimension to dimension, we each gain something from said dimension. Take Ruby for an example, we've seen her as a sword summoning pessimist, a gun toting vigilante, a pirate rubber girl, a superhero god, etc." Qrow explained and they nodded in understanding "The dimensional residue gave her abilities, skills and even personality traits of the Rubies we've seen. This will continue to happen when we keep watching the dimensions."
"What!?" Nora exclaimed with her jaw dropped.
"Whoa…" Ruby muttered, stretching her fingers.
"That means Red will be super overpowered once this whole thing is over!" Roman shouted.
"What do you mean will? She already is!" Cinder shouted and folded her arms angrily with a pout "That is so unfair."
"It would be if she was the only one experiencing dimensional residue but she's not." Qrow told them.
"Really now?" Ozpin asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Take a hint, dumbass. Everyone here is experiencing it." Qrow stated, surprising the all "Anyone who's had a focus in a dimension will gain traits from the alternate selves they've seen."
"Right! For example, Jaune jump!" Cosmo shouted.
"Jump?" Jaune asked and Cosmo nodded.
"Jump boy! Jump!" Cosmo shouted like a drill sergeant.
"Alright, fine!" Jaune exclaimed, jumping.
With the jump he suddenly shot through the ceiling and out into space, leaving everyone with their jaws dropped. Jaune soon crashed through the ceiling once again and landed with a superhero pose.
"THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" Jaune exclaimed, a strand of his hair falling on his forehead and forming an 'S' shape.
Ruby gasped "Superman…"
"Jaune! You can fly!" Saphron exclaimed.
Jaune nodded "And I found this."
Jaune raised his arm up and showed the Omnitrix to them. They gasped as the Omnitrix activated and shot towards Ruby, latching onto her left arm.
"And there's the god powers." Coco said.
"Anyone who's around the main focus will also gain some traits, but not as much as the main focus." Qrow explained.
"This is amazing! I feel so strong right now! Hey, Yang! Let's play punchies again!" Jaune said with a grin, walking towards her.
"Ah, hey, Jaune, I don't think that'll be the best idea-AHH!!!" Yang screamed as she flew to the wall and groaned, sliding down it while holding her painful arm.
"If what Qrow says is true then that means…" Salem shut her eyes and opened them again feeling her vision had enhanced and she was surprised to see everyone's life force.
"And I thought her eyes couldn't get any creepier." Emerald whispered to Mercury who nodded, both terrified by the look of the Sharingan.
"Yeah!!! I can drive a car like a badass!" Sun exclaimed, Cosmo poofing sunglasses on him and he smirked "Belladonna!"
"I am the bone of my sword…" Ruby muttered and red electricity sparked around her hands.
10 swords formed around her and shot in all kinds of directions, almost hitting everyone but they luckily managed to dodge, although Jaune just stood still and the blade bent upon hitting him.
"Careful with that, you dolt!" Weiss exclaimed.
"S-sorry." Ruby sheepishly apologized.
"Oscar! You were amazing!" Velvet exclaimed, her and Cardin hiding behind Oscar.
"Y-Yeah, thanks for the save man." Cardin said.
Oscar stood straight after having grabbed one of the swords and used it to deflect the incoming ones.
"No problem." Oscar said, giving them a thumbs up and moonwalking away.
"This is getting out of hand!" Glynda exclaimed.
"Ooh~" They heard singing and Glynda turned to see Yang, Coco and Blake singing together.
"You're just jealous~" Yang sang.
"You haven't showed up~" Blake sang.
"In a dimension~" Coco sang.
"Hell yeah, the Birds of Prey!" Tyrian exclaimed.
"Hi, Ren~" All three sang with a flirtatious wave and he widened his eyes, Nora grabbing his arm and hissing at them.
"Summer, be prepared~" Raven sang with a smirk and Summer widened her eyes fearfully "To be in a dimension of your own."
"O-oh, ha, ha, right, that's what you meant…" Summer awkwardly chuckled with a fearful gulp.
"You know what this means right, Ice Queen?" Qrow asked with a smirk and Winter narrowed her eyes at him "You're illiterate as fuck."
"Shut it, Bronwyn!" Winter stated and Qrow laughed even harder.
"On the bright side, father's intelligence will be hilariously subpar." Weiss said causing Whitley and their mother to laugh.
"So if we keep watching more dimensions, we'll gain more traits?" Ironwood asked.
"Bingo!" Cosmo stated.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Some of us still don't have any powers! Let's go back!" Cinder shouted, kicking the theater doors open.
Those that didn't have any special powers agreed and ran into the theater, urging everyone to hurry back inside.
"C'mon Jaune." Pyrrha urged.
"Way ahead of you." Jaune said, happy that he didn't have to push through the crowd as he floated above them.
"Ooh! Me too!" Ruby exclaimed, activating her Omnitrix and transforming into Jetray and flying over everyone.
"Aw, I want alien powers too." Nora said with a pout.
"You'll most likely get an exciting power soon." Ren said and Nora smiled.
"Ooh~ What a brain~" Yang sang.
"He's got a good head~" Blake sang.
"Just as good as I can give it~" Coco sang.
Ren's eye twitched and he turned notably red as Nora growled, dragging him into the theater and away from the singing trio.
Everyone else soon followed, excited at the prospects of seeing what was to come and what abilities they would gain.