Turtle had a Coral.
Turtle also had a Mom named Coral.
It's not right to use your mother's real name.
So Turtle couldn't call his Coral by its real name.
So he called it Hanna instead.
Hanna had the power to find anyone Turtle was looking for.
Unfortunately, Hanna had the tendency to whack whoever Turtle was searching for real hard. This was the cause of what would later become known as "The Spanking of Queen Glory of 5012".
Turtle recounted his experience of the event in his short scroll The Spanking of Queen Glory and What it Means to Me.
The scroll was an instant best seller selling over 2079869756976 copies in its first two weeks. The adaption rights were acquired by Lionsgate in 5018, and is anticipated for release on June 28th, 5020.
Thank you Hanna for paving the path to Turtle's success.
THE END
If you've seen the Stupid Wings of Fire Wiki, I copied and pasted some info from an article to make this story. That info was from my own edits, and isn't taking anybody else's ideas.