Disclaimer: I -yawn- do -yawn- not -yawn- own -yawn- Naruto.
A/N: Ok…let's get to the assignment that they need to accomplishment.
Chapter Five:
'Yesterday wasn't that bad, nothing serious happened. Except for getting ignored by the whole school's population, but that is normal,' Tenten thought as they walked to school. No water, honey, feathers, beatings, kunai, itching powder, fire works, snakes, nothing! A smile formed on her lips.
'We can do this, we can. Nothing is going to happen,' Hinata thought with a small shy smile on her face. Her confidence was rising.
'I will kick their butts if they do anything to me or my friends!' Ino thought, gripping her hands into fists.
'Ok, one day at a time,' Sakura thought as she readjusted the two books in her arms. They weren't heavy, just large and filled with papers. She had stayed up late studying when it was the second day of school.
When they approached the school is was eerily quiet, and no one was around.
"Be on your guard," Tenten said. People should have been their going into the school; it was only fifteen minutes until class started.
"Right," "Ok," "Got it,"
They entered the front door, and when the door closed they heard a huge crack.
"Dang it!" Tenten yelled and pushed Hinata and Sakura, who were in front of her, out of the way. Ino and Tenten weren't so lucky though, as a bucket of ice cold punch landed on them. Their clothes were immediately soaked through and it was dripping off of their hair.
"This means war," Ino growled, looking down at her shirt.
"Are you guys ok?" Hinata asked. Tenten had just saved them from getting totally soaked.
"Fine," mumbled Tenten as she began walking towards class. A trail of red punch followed her.
"Tenten, are you going to class like that?" Sakura asked running after her, careful to avoid slipping in the punch.
"Yes," Tenten hissed looking straight forward at the door to their class.
"You can't go into class like that," Hinata said grabbing her arm trying to make her stop.
"And why the hell not?" Tenten asked.
"Because both of us are covered in red punch," Ino said.
"So we are going to skip class just because one of those guys pranks?" Tenten asked. "I thought you said this means war,"
"Yeah, but…" Ino started but didn't finish.
"Let's just pretend to ignore the fact that we are covered in red sticky punch, and act normally," Tenten said.
"Sounds good to me," Ino said and readied herself to go into the classroom. "How bad could it possibly be, we already were ignored by everybody, why should now be any different?"
"Hey guys," Sakura said. She had the look on her face that said she was thinking about something.
"Yes?" Tenten and Ino asked.
"Why don't you, I don't know, try to get back at them a little bit," Sakura said.
"Do you have anything in mind?" Ino asked. She knew how well Sakura could come up with plans using what was around her, and she knew she probably had something in mind.
"You are covered in punch right, you have long hair and clothing that is soaked. Use it to your advantage," Sakura said, waiting for the other two girls to pick up on what she was thinking. They were smart.
Smirks formed on the two girls faces as they looked at each other. Plans were going on in their heads.
"Guys, are you sure we should do this?" Hinata asked. She didn't like the looks on her friend's faces, but she knew the boys probably deserved it.
"Yes, we are going to have fun," Tenten said with an evil look in her eyes.
The girls entered the classroom, with their heads held high, chatting to each other as they took their seats. Of course they checked to make sure there was nothing on the seats. The boys smirked at their actions. It didn't even look like they noticed two of them were drenched.
Sakura and Hinata stayed in their seats and watched as Ino and Tenten stood up. Tenten undid her two buns so they were only two ponytails. Ino had one long ponytail. They started squeezing out their hair onto their desks. Red punch dripped onto the table and spread everywhere.
The boys had been confused at their actions when they entered. They were sure that the girls wouldn't even show up, just like so many of their other victims had. They were wrong. Now, Shikamaru and Neji watched as the red liquid came rushing towards them and their things.
"Oi, what the hell are you doing?" Shikamaru asked, red liquid was running off of the sides of the table onto him and his stuff.
"Nothing, I'm just getting rid of a little punch. Do you mind?" Ino asked sweetly, giving him a fake smile.
"Yes I mind, you are getting me all wet you troublesome women," Shikamaru yelled at her.
"Sorry," Ino said and continued to twist the punch out of her hair.
Tenten undid her hair, and started twisting the punch out of the right one.
"What are you doing?" Neji asked coldly, starring at her. If looks could kill, Tenten would be in the deepest pits of hell.
"Nothing," Tenten said.
"It is not 'nothing', you are going to get everything wet," Neji said.
"Why do you care?" Tenten asked.
"Because it is my stuff," Neji said.
"Well, if I wasn't covered in punch in the first place I wouldn't have to dry out," Tenten said as she began to wring out her shirt onto the desk. By now, Neji's notebook and text book were soaked through.
"Hn," Neji mumbled, turned around, and ignored the fact that fruit punch was dripping onto his lap and his papers on the desk were unusable.
Tenten finished, took out a towel from her back pack, pushed all of the liquid towards Neji and put her stuff down. Neji merely growled as Tenten smiled and waited for Kakashi to arrive.
The same had happened with Ino and Shikamaru, except Shikamaru was grumbling about fruit punch, troublesome women, and not being able to sleep during class.
Sakura watched the exchanges and a smile lit up her features, Hinata giggled slightly and earned a glare from Naruto. She ignored him.
Kakashi arrived thirty minutes later, and immediately noticed the slightly red girls and the unhappy boys. He smiled under his mask. 'I wonder what they are going to do to me today when they hear about what I have planned for them,' he thought as his smile turned to a grin.
"Ok class, we have a new assignment that will be beginning next week. It will be done in partners," he said. Groans could be heard throughout the classroom as they looked around to see who they could be partnered up with. Bigger groans could be heard.
"And, I get to pick the partners! Isn't this great! Now, you were probably all wondering why I had you sit in selected spots this year. If you haven't noticed at each table sits a boy and a girl. The person next to you will be your partner!" Kakashi said putting his book away.
"What?" Naruto yelled.
"Your partners will be the people sitting next to you. Do I have to repeat myself Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
Just at that moment, a kunai imbedded itself in the white board behind him, a few inches away from his head. "Are you crazy?" Tenten screamed standing up.
"No, and don't throw any more kunai at me Tenten," Kakashi said calmly, retrieving the kunai and sending it back at her desk.
"Yes sir," she said and sat back down.
"Now as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, the people sitting by you are your partners. The assignment is a marriage assignment. You will be 'married' to this person. You will eat your meals together, walk to and from school together, do all homework which is what we will consider 'work' together, you will even live together," Kakashi said calmly.
"WHAT!" "Are you crazy?" "No way!" "You can't make us!"
Outbursts were heard all over the room, and people were standing up. Just what Kakashi had suspected would happen.
"How long do we have to do this?" someone yelled.
"For the rest of the year. I have files here for you, as to where you will be living and the arrangements of everything. Food will be provided for you. You will have to move furniture from your houses. You will have to be completely moved in on Sunday. This is 80 of your grade, so if you don't do it you don't pass high school," Kakashi said as he pulled out his book again. He started handing out folders to the different couples.
'This is going to be interesting,' Kakashi thought as he looked at the different expressions on their faces. Especially the eight who had the biggest problems with each other. 'Priceless,' he though.
With Ino and Shikamaru…
"I can't believe I have to work with a lazy bum like you!" Ino screeched into his ear.
"And I can't believe I have to live with someone so loud! Troublesome women…." Shikamaru started mumbling.
"You better not make me fail this Nara," Ino said sitting back down. She noticed that there was still fruit punch on his desk. Sighing she took out the towel and wiped his side of the desk clean.
"Why did you do that?" he asked looking at her confused.
"I can be nice you know, and since I have to live with, I think I will just start being nice right now. You can prank me all you want Shikamaru, I will keep coming back," Ino said, a sad smile on her face.
Shikamaru just watched her actions and pondered on what she had done.
With Hinata and Naruto…
"Ah, this bites!" Naruto said pouting like a five year old.
Hinata had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing at his childish antics.
"I-i-it m-might b-b-be f-fun," Hinata squeaked. Naruto turned to face her and saw the innocent and scared look on her face.
"You might be right. What is your name again?" Naruto asked flashing her his famous grin.
"H-hinata," she said quietly finding her hands very interesting at the moment.
'She is kind of cute,' Naruto thought and thoughts of pranking her left his head.
With Sakura and Sasuke…
'Great! Just what I need to live in the same house as the worst popular. Not to mention the fan girls are going to eat me alive, Sasuke is like the favorite. He probably hates me,' Sakura thought as she glanced over at Sasuke. Sighing she rested her head on her folded arms. 'More pranks for me I guess!'
Sasuke watched Sakura with an amused expression. She seemed to have given up with her fate. He watched as she removed her thick glasses to reveal beautiful emerald eyes.
"You are going to prank me some more aren't you," Sakura said with her eyes closed. "Because I am your partner,"
"I don't know yet," Sasuke said as he looked deep in thought.
With Neji and Tenten…
"Great…stuck with the biggest of the jerks…he doesn't even talk a lot…not to mention thinks he is better than everybody else. He hates me! How am I ever going to survive this without killing myself or him?" Tenten said, talking more to herself than anybody.
Neji smirked at her behavior, she was kind of funny. It would be fun to prank her some more, and see how long she could take it. Then he noticed how expertly she was playing with a kunai in her left hand. The hand that had been injured the day before…
"Aren't you injured?" Neji asked.
"Why do you care?" Tenten asked flipping the kunai to her right hand.
"I don't," he said coldly.
"You are planning another prank today right?" Tenten asked, her eyes hazed over.
Neji didn't respond and she took this as a yes.
"Here," Tenten said and handed him the towel.
"What?" Neji asked not even looking at her.
"Do you want to have a dry desk, or would you like it to be forever covered in punch?" Tenten asked throwing the towel at him, which he caught still without glancing at her.
"Could have said 'thank you', it's not that hard," Tenten grumbled as she turned back to the front of the room ignoring Neji.
'What a long day today it going to be!' Tenten thought and she glanced over at her 'husband.' 'What a long year!'
A/N: Ok, the assignment is set. Does anybody have any ideas for pranks? I am not really good at those kinds of things. Please review!
