One day some weirdo decided to hook Cricket up with all these wires for experimentation.
How annoying.
Well, Blue got super grumpy by this, so he got some pliers and cut Cricket free.
Well now Cricket was no longer connected to the landline.
So Blue got her a SIMS Card instead. "Smile, you're on Cricket."
And that's how Cricket became Cricket Wireless.
Cricket Wireless® - Friendly, Affordable Wireless.
Be like Blue (Da ba dee da ba die). Get yours today.
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