"Steel."
"Check."
"Titanium."
"Check."
"Iron."
"Check."
"Alright, we've got it all. Now, Nagi, use your powers to bend it...there we go. Perfect."
Yukiko snarled. After downing more than five bottles of sake she had found, she was totally drunk and Schwarz had used all the strong metals they could find to hold her down so A) no one could find out they had let a minor drink alchohol (although, really, she was the one that attacked them when they tried to take the bottles away), and B) so Yukiko couldn't destroy Japan. No, really, they thought she was capable of that.
Yukiko was currently wrapped completely in metal bars, with only her face showing so she could breathe.
She spat on the nearest person, which happened to be Farfello.
"I hate you!" She yelled. "Let me go or--or..."
a smile curled onto her face like a cat lazily swishing its tail as she remembered something from a previous encounter.
"Or God will love you forever and he'll never be in pain again!" She shouted. Everyone gasped.
Farfello grabbed Nagi by the waist and held him up to Yukiko (who was dangling in the air by a rope, a really strong rope) like a sacrifice.
"Let her go!" He shouted. Nagi wriggled in his grasp. Crawford sighed and went to get the straitjacket.
Unfortunately for Nagi, Yukiko had seen the hard-on he got from being held like that by Farfello.
Where was Weiss, you may ask, during this entire experience? Cowering in closets until Schuldig gave them the okay to come out.
No, just kidding. In fact, Ken and Yohji were out getting sedatives and Aya was sitting in his room, contemplating his relationships.
He had no idea what he was thinking when he agreed to go out with Nagi. It was just...those eyes and...
Aya really, really hated Nagi sometimes.
And himself.
But mostly Nagi.
While inside her metal cocoon, Yukiko had begun plotting. Plotting like there was no tomorrow, and maybe no cheese. Cheese...
She snapped back to her main thoughts, which were somewhere along the lines of,
"Nagi got turned on by Farfello. Aya is dating Nagi. Obviously Nagi is into Farfello, and Farfello...I like him, he's cool, but not as cool as me. Omi is pining away after Aya. Aya is reviewing his relationship with Nagi."
The last sentence she discovered after making Farfello her slave (not in THAT sense, get your mind out of the gutter, people) and then making Farfello grab Schuldig and make him look into Aya's mind.
"I need to talk to Omi. It's obvious he's resurfacing to the real world but he wants to stay in his little fantasy. I'll give him a week. Seven days for me to break Aya and Nagi up, hook Nagi and Farfello up, and order some bondage gear to put Aya in."
She got a nosebleed from the idea of Aya in bondage gear, and decided to scratch that last sentence, because no matter how tempting it was, Omi probably wouldn't be as happy if she died from blood loss.
No, really. She believed Aya in bondage gear WAS capable of that.
Just look at the guy! Violet eyes, pale skin, tall, red hair, who could NOT love this guy?
Yukiko went back to plotting. She could die from lack of body fluids if she kept on drooling over Aya.
"Omi, are you okay?" Aya gently took the laptop from Omi's hands and wrapped his arms around his chest, kissing the boy lightly on the lips. "You seem to be really off."
Omi didn't know what to say. How was he supposed to say to Dream Aya that he thought he wasn't real and he wanted to go back because of an insane, hyperactive, and overly violent girl?
He still had to debate a little. Yukiko...fake Aya's love...Yukiko...fake Aya's love...
Omi drew up a list of pros and cons.
Yukiko
Pros: Helpful. Comforting. Always drops him a couple thousand mesos and a few rare items and scrolls when they're online on Maplestory. Incredibly good chess player. Great conversationalist. Once took down an entire gang attempting to get to her precious chocolate before it was crushed, thus saving him in the process. Omi always carried a chocolate bar after that incident.
Cons: hyperactive most of the time. Still not quite sure if it's a pro or con. Rather insane. Omi believes this happened when she was kidnapped by orange midgets from a chocolate factory (for stealing their chocolate) and was forced to listen to Barney songs all the time. If he chose Yukiko, there wuold be no more Aya love...
Aya
Pros: If he picked Aya, he'd have Aya as his lover, and he would be happy.
Cons: He would lose one of his best friends. The Aya in his dream is not the real Aya.
...Yukiko won.
But Omi still didn't want to leave Dream Aya's embrace...it was simply TOO tempting.
"Omi? Omi, can you hear me?" Yukiko's voice filled the atmosphere again, a voice only he could hear. And Omi listened to her message.
"Omi, I know you want to stay in your dream. But I just want you to know...I know for a fact Nagi is attracted to Farfello, and Aya is wondering if he made the right decision when he rejected you for Nagi. I'm giving you seven days, Omi. Make your decision of whether you're going to come back...or..." Yukiko took a deep breath. "...stay in your dream. The doctors say you won't be able to hear me after seven days. So, think about it. I'll keep you updated on what's happening every day, okay? Everyone's been really shaken up about your coma, and things are changing a lot. I've convinced Mom to let me stay for a while. So think about it for a while, okay?"
She stood up and brushed her lips against Omi's forehead in a chaste sisterly kiss, and smiled as she walked out.
"Oh, and Omi?" She looked back. "You really need to stop being so adorable."
She walked out of the nearly entirely full of flower hospital room and promptly tripped over a potted plant on her way out. The hallway was also filled with flowers.
"Damned fangirls..."
Omi blinked.
He really thought he would be able to hear Yukiko as long as he was in his dream, but seven days?
"Omi..." Aya prodded again. "You've been quiet for the past five minutes. What's the matter?"
Omi blinked again and promptly blushed. Aya smirked.
"Nothing's the matter, Aya." The chibi assured him, pasting a bright smile on his face. "I just have to make a really important decision, that's all. One that could change my life forever."
Aya nodded and walked away, apparently satisfied.
Omi sighed, wiping the grin off, and buried his face in his hands.
"Yukiko, why oh why do you have to be so important?"
"Yukiko, is there a particular reason you're standing in our doorway...with suitcases...and a large stack of paper with the words 'Order From the Government' on..." Ken trailed off as his brain put two and two together.
Yohji looked very lost, and Aya sighed.
"I'm moving in for the next week!" Yukiko exclaimed brightly, voicing what everyone had just figured out. "And if you don't let me, the government's gonna take your shop away!"
Oh, the benefits of having connections to the police and government...
Atogaki: I am insanely sorry I haven't updated, it's just that after my arm healed school started again...
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