Dear Diary,
Teh Smex is dead...
Now what will I do?! I went out of my way to make the gourd as comfortable as I could, with little sand pillows and everything!
I'm so depressed. All I can do is stare out the window at the desolate street, where it's raining harshly… Wait, what's that? It's… a CAT!
Diary, say hello to Miss/ter FUZZY WUFFLES!
Love, Gaara