Sasuke's Diary 2
Sakura stares at me through mirrors! I think. I was in my bathroom applying a peach cozy to the toilet bowl lid while painting my toenails with that clear sparkling stuff. All of the sudden Sakura came through my window and started to kiss me! I was so shocked I fainted, and when I had woken up I was all alone laying on the floor and there was a note pinned to my head that said 'I will be back.'
I
got scared and called up Unccey Itachi.
Err.
Uncanny Kakashi.
Anyways, I called him up and he was all, 'Sasuke!' and I go, 'Itachi!' and we do that weird sunset hug thing while he stabs me in the back with a katana. Just like Unccey Itachi.
Well, then Sakura bursts through the window threatening me with lots of shurikens. Itachi then took her and ran off with her somewhere. Oh well, I suppose that's least of my troubles!
Sasu-chan! 3