Haha I now have updated FINALLY,After like 2 weeks but I decided to do my survivor story.Maybe ill update on The brawl soon.Start teh stor-e now!
(Master sword)
"Man this sucks havin to do a immunity challenge with nothin to win"Link said into the camera.
"I cant stand this sort of treatment ,fighting was bad enough but surviving.Screw that."Peach whined
(CHALLENGE)
"In honor of the new game Pokemon Mysterious dungeon you will have to save a semi-retarted Beldum from this dungeon."Pat announced
"But none of us are pokemon cept the pokemon"Roy retardedly stuterred.
"But now you ARE!"Matt yelled as he took out a small pocket-cannon.
"Oh god..."Mewtwo said as he was interrupted by a large green flash.
"MY EYES!"Ganondorf screamed through his tiny black muzzle.(Sneasel)
"Wait a minute, muzzle?..."Luigi thought for about 5 minutes.
Suddenly reality hit him when he noticed he was rubbing his chin with a 2-foot long scythe.
"AHHHH MY CHIN ,IM A GIANT BUG!"Luigi yelled as his chin poured blood.(Scyther)
"Holy crap!"Fox yelled as his multiple tails swished around.(Ninetales)
"Great now were all pokemon"The now blue sandslash Sonic said
"How come we have to be Pokemon too?"Stacy said through her white mouth as she was messing with the red plates on her head.(Gardevoir)
"YAY Im a Mew!"Matt said as he spun around in mid-air playing with his big black...tail.
"Teams will be determined by the normal..."Pat said before he was interrupted.
"Who are they?"Peach asked pointing at the Snorlax,Blastoise,Pikachu,Dragonair and Metang standing together,even though shes a pink Starmie.
"WE are team Legends,though the snorlax is a mystery"Pat(Blastoise) said gesturing towards the four pokemon.
"Yes,them, they are my 2 other incarnations,My lazy Snorlax side who sits at the computer and eats potato chips,and the Blastoise represents both my heroic side and my prankster side...and they are his rescue team."Pat said
"Yeah,and you have to rescue my lil bro"Blue(Metang) said pointing at the cave
"Were guest stars!"Bill cheered(Pikachu)
"Wait...I vaguely remember that Snorlax"Matt said as clips of Lt.surge getting shot in the crotch,raping Amy,Talking to the Fonz,Pregnant Misty and a loud bang at the end flashed by.
"Wait what was that one about Amy?"Sonic asked
"Isnt it time for you to get going?"Matt asked nervously
"No they have time...err, Yes it is,"Pat corrected as matt slipped him 5 dollars.
"Well,come on we should go"DK said as he led his team in(Primape with a tie)
"Wait I have a question!"Roy said(Blaziken)
"Huhh,What?"Pat asked getting annoyed cuz Ben 10 was coming on
"If I were to jerk it ,would it be lava?"Roy questioned
"...umm,maybe"Mewtwo responded sheepishly as everyone else was silent.
"Alright im creeped out,come on Pat I need my Man-juice"Stacey said as she teleported them to a bedroom miles away in a small town in New york called...
"TO MUCH INFO!"Mike sreamed
Well theres my new chapter,it was mainly so matt would stop bugging me about it.