Disclaimer: I do not own Voldiermot and his Deartheaters because they are owned by themselves owning others is wrong it is CALLED SLAVERY!
A/N: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos! I am baack! With update! Many apologies for the cliffie and the delay happy happy
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The Last Time on A
Romance Anthology:
Then suddenly all of a sudden there were
multiple screams that resonated through the ceilings and into their
ears and eardrums and brains which were being eaten up slowly and
their love could not be or could it because Voldiermot came to stay
for supper and kill people while he was at it with the pumpkin juice
as orange as Ron was red as his large pimples.
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There was many confusions and much screams that rang out around the air like church bells at their wedding that was not to be at all because of the ringing screams that Voldiermot caused this day and Harry and Hermione and Ron and Nevil and Loona and Parti and Lander and Ginny and Draco and Dumbledore who was as dead as a doorknob which is really dead as it is not ever alive and they all screamed in harmony and unison and it sounded like church bells except they were not in church and they were not bells but they were eating witches and wizards in the Great Hall of Hogwatts
Ah
Ah
Ah
Help me like SOS please someone help me it's not healthy for me to feel this right
Or wrong
Because Hermione never got anything wrong even though she thought that Harry did not love her like she loved him to shards in her soul and so she was wrong but that does not count because Hermione knows everything like all Know-It-All Griffindorians do like her
Like how she knew Malfoy and Ginny were hiding under the table not doing scandalous things but just hiding like all normal witches and wizards do in times of Great Stress Great Fear in the Great Hall and maybe general lust but it was not so because of He Who Was Not Named like Voldiermot
Hide
Shhh
He whispered into her curly ear and it reached her eardrum and tickled her innermost being which was her brain and her heart that was throbbing hurtfully with love for Harry Potter the Boy Who Lived in England with his Durslys
Right Now
I must hide because Voldiermot is hacking curses that are unforgiveable like he is coughing and hacking curses out from his ward that is said to be Harrys wards sister not that we have anything against sisters like Ginny is Rons sister because we are sisters too but not in that sense but in the you know sense not lesbian but friend and sisterly siblingness
I love pie screamed Ron as he dove off the table and under it like how Michael Shoemacher dives off boards in the Olympics every year to winch gold medals as gold as Rons pimples were red and soon everyone was under the tables as Voldiermot screamed and threw cruses so unforgiveable like Avra Kadabra
Avra Kadabra
He cried and they died slowly in green that was as green as Rons pimples were red
Oh no cried Hermione now there will be no grass to feed the micelets that Harry would catch for our Owlets Tom, Dick and Harry Jnr like Giordano Jnr and then suddenly Harry jumped out with his eyes aglow and ward ablaze as he stared my ward is on fire that is as burning hot as Ron's pimples are red maybe we should buy him some ance cream
No Harry cried she as he jumped out you cannot go no no no
Do not leave me
You cannot die because because I cannot say why
No Hermione cried he you must let me go and fight it is my prophecy in the destiny
Fight Voldiermot and kill him or be killed
That I must do for it is my prophecy and who I am and what ill be and I must
Must
But Harry you must learn to make your own decisions and not blindly follow what others tell you to do be a skeptic
But Hermione I must save the wizarding world and it is also my decision and so I need to save the wizarding world from the hideous black grips of Voldiermot
Then she said I will go with you
Then he said No way hose you must stay
So she said you sexist mustard
No Hermione he said do not get my good intentions wrong for all I have in mind if your welfare and goodbeing
Oh Harry she said but I want to be there and fight along your side with Ron and Neville and Luna and Parti and Lander and Draco Malloy and Ginny who were all hiding under the table with us and looking scared and scarred
Oh Hermione he said I am so touched but you must stay
Then she said why
Then he said you must be save
Then she said why
Then he said I want you safe
Then she said why
Then he said because you are all I I I I I I I
Then she said why and I what Harry
Then he said mpafjabaefjkoaefnoaefbnoaegboaeg
Then she said what are you choking
Then he said so fast noiloveyouhermione
Then she said huh what slow down and say it again
Then he said no
Then she breathed
Then he said I
Then she breathed
Then he said love
Then she breathed hardly
Then he said you Hermione
Then she fainted with happiness and joy that burst her loving heart
Like oh by marlin you love me Harry
Oh no I am sorry I do not want to ruin our friendship that is as beautiful as Rons pimples are red and Ron said
Oi I heard that and my pimples did too they are throbbing redly
Ginny get off Draco Malfoy and lets go fight evil
Sorry Hermione I just wanted you to know but do not be angry and do not be sad and do not disappointed in me and do not be hateful because I would totally understand your sediments and still love you forever waaaah
Forever
Forever
Forever
It rang through Hermiones think bushy gorgeously ugly head and she decided to confess too Oh Harry I do love you too but I thought that you wouldnt love me
Then Ron said hey I thought you loved me because we are canonized
But Hermione sobbed into his tall lanky red shoulder and cried I am sorry I love Harry and he loves me and we will get married if Harry proposes soon but I love you like my brother and romantic love would be like incest
Oh no said Ron its okay go and have fun because I kind of like Parti and Lander they are cute Griffindorians and incest is like gross
Gross
Like the time Malfoy kissed Harry but like no one saw it anyway
Ginny said how the hell did you know you blazing peeper you peeps on me
I am sorry Ginny and they went and made siblings again
Oh Hermione I am so glad it is out and I love you so
Oh Harry me too
Then suddenly Voldiermot turned the table over and everybody screamed except Harry and Hermione who stood side by side with wards ablaze and super looks in their eyes for they had love and they were going to triumph Voldiermot together
Then Voldiermot hung a curse and …
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