Disclaimer: I do not own Voldiermot and his Deartheaters because they are owned by themselves owning others is wrong it is CALLED SLAVERY!

A/N: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos! I am baack! With update! Many apologies for the cliffie and the delay happy happy

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The Last Time on A Romance Anthology:
Then suddenly all of a sudden there were multiple screams that resonated through the ceilings and into their ears and eardrums and brains which were being eaten up slowly and their love could not be or could it because Voldiermot came to stay for supper and kill people while he was at it with the pumpkin juice as orange as Ron was red as his large pimples.

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There was many confusions and much screams that rang out around the air like church bells at their wedding that was not to be at all because of the ringing screams that Voldiermot caused this day and Harry and Hermione and Ron and Nevil and Loona and Parti and Lander and Ginny and Draco and Dumbledore who was as dead as a doorknob which is really dead as it is not ever alive and they all screamed in harmony and unison and it sounded like church bells except they were not in church and they were not bells but they were eating witches and wizards in the Great Hall of Hogwatts

Ah

Ah

Ah

Help me like SOS please someone help me it's not healthy for me to feel this right

Or wrong

Because Hermione never got anything wrong even though she thought that Harry did not love her like she loved him to shards in her soul and so she was wrong but that does not count because Hermione knows everything like all Know-It-All Griffindorians do like her

Like how she knew Malfoy and Ginny were hiding under the table not doing scandalous things but just hiding like all normal witches and wizards do in times of Great Stress Great Fear in the Great Hall and maybe general lust but it was not so because of He Who Was Not Named like Voldiermot

Hide

Shhh

He whispered into her curly ear and it reached her eardrum and tickled her innermost being which was her brain and her heart that was throbbing hurtfully with love for Harry Potter the Boy Who Lived in England with his Durslys

Right Now

I must hide because Voldiermot is hacking curses that are unforgiveable like he is coughing and hacking curses out from his ward that is said to be Harrys wards sister not that we have anything against sisters like Ginny is Rons sister because we are sisters too but not in that sense but in the you know sense not lesbian but friend and sisterly siblingness

I love pie screamed Ron as he dove off the table and under it like how Michael Shoemacher dives off boards in the Olympics every year to winch gold medals as gold as Rons pimples were red and soon everyone was under the tables as Voldiermot screamed and threw cruses so unforgiveable like Avra Kadabra

Avra Kadabra

He cried and they died slowly in green that was as green as Rons pimples were red

Oh no cried Hermione now there will be no grass to feed the micelets that Harry would catch for our Owlets Tom, Dick and Harry Jnr like Giordano Jnr and then suddenly Harry jumped out with his eyes aglow and ward ablaze as he stared my ward is on fire that is as burning hot as Ron's pimples are red maybe we should buy him some ance cream

No Harry cried she as he jumped out you cannot go no no no

Do not leave me

You cannot die because because I cannot say why

No Hermione cried he you must let me go and fight it is my prophecy in the destiny

Fight Voldiermot and kill him or be killed

That I must do for it is my prophecy and who I am and what ill be and I must

Must

But Harry you must learn to make your own decisions and not blindly follow what others tell you to do be a skeptic

But Hermione I must save the wizarding world and it is also my decision and so I need to save the wizarding world from the hideous black grips of Voldiermot

Then she said I will go with you

Then he said No way hose you must stay

So she said you sexist mustard

No Hermione he said do not get my good intentions wrong for all I have in mind if your welfare and goodbeing

Oh Harry she said but I want to be there and fight along your side with Ron and Neville and Luna and Parti and Lander and Draco Malloy and Ginny who were all hiding under the table with us and looking scared and scarred

Oh Hermione he said I am so touched but you must stay

Then she said why

Then he said you must be save

Then she said why

Then he said I want you safe

Then she said why

Then he said because you are all I I I I I I I

Then she said why and I what Harry

Then he said mpafjabaefjkoaefnoaefbnoaegboaeg

Then she said what are you choking

Then he said so fast noiloveyouhermione

Then she said huh what slow down and say it again

Then he said no

Then she breathed

Then he said I

Then she breathed

Then he said love

Then she breathed hardly

Then he said you Hermione

Then she fainted with happiness and joy that burst her loving heart

Like oh by marlin you love me Harry

Oh no I am sorry I do not want to ruin our friendship that is as beautiful as Rons pimples are red and Ron said

Oi I heard that and my pimples did too they are throbbing redly

Ginny get off Draco Malfoy and lets go fight evil

Sorry Hermione I just wanted you to know but do not be angry and do not be sad and do not disappointed in me and do not be hateful because I would totally understand your sediments and still love you forever waaaah

Forever

Forever

Forever

It rang through Hermiones think bushy gorgeously ugly head and she decided to confess too Oh Harry I do love you too but I thought that you wouldnt love me

Then Ron said hey I thought you loved me because we are canonized

But Hermione sobbed into his tall lanky red shoulder and cried I am sorry I love Harry and he loves me and we will get married if Harry proposes soon but I love you like my brother and romantic love would be like incest

Oh no said Ron its okay go and have fun because I kind of like Parti and Lander they are cute Griffindorians and incest is like gross

Gross

Like the time Malfoy kissed Harry but like no one saw it anyway

Ginny said how the hell did you know you blazing peeper you peeps on me

I am sorry Ginny and they went and made siblings again

Oh Hermione I am so glad it is out and I love you so

Oh Harry me too

Then suddenly Voldiermot turned the table over and everybody screamed except Harry and Hermione who stood side by side with wards ablaze and super looks in their eyes for they had love and they were going to triumph Voldiermot together

Then Voldiermot hung a curse and …

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